Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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errforceonezz said:
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That cobra ring didn't always dig into his finger like that, did it? Is this because his hand has become so swollen? He's going to end up with some kind of infection if he just persistently maintains an open wound on his finger, and I don't see any possibility of someone convincing him not to wear such a bad ass ring tubes.

Someone needs to send him a new extra large skull/cobra ring or something (preferably one with a very round child safe shape), maybe he will actually take this one off then.
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Joshee has a tendency to sperg out and punch things. He probably punched his wall or something, and the ring cut him.
 
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errforceonezz said:
He's going to end up with some kind of infection if he just persistently maintains an open wound on his finger, and I don't see any possibility of someone convincing him not to wear such a bad ass ring tubes.
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I wonder what the odds are of dying by way of Spirit Halloween costume jewelry?

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errforceonezz said:
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Someone needs to send him a new extra large skull/cobra ring or something (preferably one with a very round child safe shape), maybe he will actually take this one off then.
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Note how swollen his finger is around the ring, he probably can't even take it off in the first place. I'd really hope he wouldn't be so stupid as to just think this is fine.
 
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errforceonezz said:
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That cobra ring didn't always dig into his finger like that, did it? Is this because his hand has become so swollen? He's going to end up with some kind of infection if he just persistently maintains an open wound on his finger, and I don't see any possibility of someone convincing him not to wear such a bad ass ring tubes.

Someone needs to send him a new extra large skull/cobra ring or something (preferably one with a very round child safe shape), maybe he will actually take this one off then.
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This is probably from him punching something inanimate while throwing a fit. I don't think it's just sitting there carving into his flesh.
 
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His hot plate broke recently and he does enjoy exploding into violent rage whenever an appliance malfunctions

Its hard to predict how he's going to react to pain but in general his ring situation is going to be tortuously painful if it is starting to fuse with his body. I don't think thats whats happening and he probably just threw a fit when his "plug in pan" broke.
 
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Retarded Gangstalker said:
His hot plate broke recently and he does enjoy exploding into violent rage whenever an appliance malfunctions

Its hard to predict how he's going to react to pain but in general his ring situation is going to be tortuously painful if it is starting to fuse with his body. I don't think thats whats happening and he probably just threw a fit when his "plug in pan" broke.
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Only sickos just allow their appliances to break without enacting some violence on them. TMDWU
 
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His hot plate broke recently
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It did? Does he say this in a recent video? I haven't really been watching them besides scrubbing for funny faces and highlights. If his walmart electric skillet finally kicked the bucket, that means he now has to use the GAS STOVE. If Clanis does not replace this immiedately there's an extremely high chance of the trailer park becoming a field of ashes and charred senior citizen corpses.
 
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triforce9001 said:
Just a curious observation: that's a swedish surname, it means "(lind) lime tree - (vall) grassy field" - Swedish settler heritage? Not a common surname in the US either.

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Her maiden name is Laurel Debbie Ann Goodro. It seems to have changed a few times after getting divorced from Clint. Lindvall seems to be from her current spouse. They both seem like hard-core evangelical types.
 
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