Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

Somehow he's avoided having a true nemesis that harasses him nonstop. KingKobra (with a K) and Jessica were contenders for awhile but they fizzled out and it didn't devolve into gayops. He's totally retarded but also paranoid enough not to fall for obvious bait unless it's a negative comment on his live. Or a doordash order.

Oh he has people that harass him nonstop. They’re just too cowardly to do more than text him day in and day out from fake phone numbers or order DoorDash to him

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Oh he has people that harass him nonstop. They’re just too cowardly to do more than text him day in and day out from phone numbers or order DoorDash to him

I've heard they get mad when Cobes doesn't respond or act the way they want him to. It's honestly more pathetic than Cobra's life right now.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

the whole trailer blows up with him still sitting in the green chair like its a cartoon

 

[Hennimore]

I can't believe he played taps, holy fuck that was hilarious. I was fucking fighting for my life during this video, could barely breath during the taps section. He really is the most unintentionally funny person on the planet, there is no competition.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes does unintentionally super fucked up shit that ends up being hilarious.

“I’m already over 2025, doodt.”

I wonder how he found Taps?! Was he just searching ‘sad military song’?!

Also, he’s gotten super fat in like last month or so. His glasses are straining to fit over his swollen melon and Squirell cheeks

 

[Gormless]

The legendary agent orange survivor bites the dust and all we get is a 6 minute video. The state of Cobra content is fucking abysmal toobz.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Why doesn't Josh put Warlord in a group home?

Because of the potential for sodomy

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

Also, he’s gotten super fat in like last month or so. His glasses are straining to fit over his swollen melon and Squirell cheeks

It is insane how much he's bloated in the last few months vs all the years before. Sedentary life coming in nicely toobz

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

I've heard they get mad when Cobes doesn't respond or act the way they want him to. It's honestly more pathetic than Cobra's life right now.

They're ALWAYS more pathetic than Cobra.

Cobra is a retard born and raised in Caspar, WY. That is not a place that will be good to retards, especially when they're terminally defiant (hail dear feeder) and lock onto intentionally off-putting subcultures (sort of, more in the Hot Topic sense than jamming on some Bauhaus or Sisters of Mercy). He should be in a home but is in the retard sweet spot where he truly can't function on his own but is too capable to be committed against his will. His only chance is (probably accidentally) committing a crime that gets him put in jail/prison for an extended period.

The circle of trolls/fans/enablers around him will always be lesser than him because they've somehow latched their fancy monkey brains onto him instead of anything valuable. It's not like they are here just having a laugh, they're getting the stain on them. That's a truly wasted life.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Old as shit stuff. but went on little dive after seeing new arrest video of some Kyle age 34. Probably just because of the way he said "Buddy", my brain thought he looks bit like King Kobra actually. Now sure it is not him, but just have to ask, because it started bothering me a bit... is he called Kyle?

 

[D_Tractor]

What's next for Ozzy? Death.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/05/entertainment/ozzy-osbourne-announces-final-show-with-black-sabbath/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost

 

[ParasiteSteve]

What's next for Ozzy? Death.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/05/entertainment/ozzy-osbourne-announces-final-show-with-black-sabbath/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost

Pretty sure he has been doing "Last Shows" for about 20 years at this point. He is playing the "I will be dead soon" card to full effect, so people will pay over the odds to go and see him. Although he is getting on, and lived a pretty crazy druggie life, so its surprising to see him alive at all.

Ass it relates to Cobra, its crazy that actual friends get very little attention, far less than the Queen who is an old pedo who died at a pretty late age. But Ozzy, it could really go either way. He will have a complete breakdown, or just give it a little "here is to ozzy, and I hope his queen is doing ok.....I fucking miss him so much already, but suicide is not an option because I heard Dani Filth..(you know the rest)"with no real fanfare. He is all over the place with his reactions of late, so it really could go any direction.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Ozzy's death will just lead to him ranting about trolls. They live rent free in his head like Mexican immigrants who have bred so much that Ozzy had to move out of the Cobra mental complex that is now just a cacophony of two bass notes over and over.

 

['Ole Dente]

Yes it me you stupid fuck. I've had his address for 6th months and just this evening decided to send a pizza and put it in his live chat.

Serves you fucking right for labeling my posts autistic. I know they're autistic nigga, I have autism, I don't need you to tell me shit my doctor tells me. I don't need you to validate that shit and make me feel gay at the end of a hard work day, my day is already hard enough being smarter than fucking 90% of the people around me and having to tolerate their ultra retard brain decisions.

 

[Law]

Although he is getting on, and lived a pretty crazy druggie life, so its surprising to see him alive at all.

I liked Ozzy's gothed-out wheel chair at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame performance.
If the Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome takes our boy, I'd like someone to wheel him about in something similar.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

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I can already hear the Looney Tunes music

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Serves you fucking right for labeling my posts autistic. I know they're autistic nigga, I have autism, I don't need you to tell me shit my doctor tells me. I don't need you to validate that shit and make me feel gay at the end of a hard work day, my day is already hard enough being smarter than fucking 90% of the people around me and having to tolerate their ultra retard brain decisions.

Hey bud, can you use your......superpowers.....and find out if Cobra is experiencing Kidney failure? He has complained of kidney aches, he seems to be retaining water and frankly, it's not looking good. Can you please use your super intelligence and give us an educated opinion on this. Thank you friendy.

 

[biggacracka]

Serves you fucking right for labeling my posts autistic. I know they're autistic nigga, I have autism, I don't need you to tell me shit my doctor tells me. I don't need you to validate that shit and make me feel gay at the end of a hard work day, my day is already hard enough being smarter than fucking 90% of the people around me and having to tolerate their ultra retard brain decisions.

Couldn't help but read your post like that scene

 

['Ole Dente]

Hey bud, can you use your......superpowers.....and find out if Cobra is experiencing Kidney failure? He has complained of kidney aches, he seems to be retaining water and frankly, it's not looking good. Can you please use your super intelligence and give us an educated opinion on this. Thank you friendy.

In order for Josh to show symptoms, he’d have to be in his later stages of kidney failure and they would present with:

1. Nausea: He’s not throwing up a whole lot and when he does it’s after drinking,
2. Edema, which doesn’t present on his wrists and feet. While he does have some facial swelling it’s consistent with the rest of his fat growth which is normal for a 34 year old man who eats garbage and doesn’t work out.
3. Confusion: lol his whole life nigga.
4. Him pissing every 10-15 minutes which I don’t think he does relative to how much he drinks.
5. Itchy skin: It’s February in Wyoming and he rubs very irritating substances all over it all the time without showering.
6. Loss of appetite: He’s getting fat as fuck so so I don’t think that’s the case.

Honestly, when a man turns 30, his body changes too and so do your habits if you don’t want to be 200 pounds in 6-7 years. Cobra is still mentally 17 so he intakes the caloric diet of a 20 year old on a rampage and his body can’t shrug it off anymore, he’s just getting fat and old my guy. If you’re in your mid-thirties and you dehydrate your body with a fucking 3 day bender, your kidneys are going to hurt…or he has kidney stones. It happens at that age too under the same conditions.

It is very unlikely he has kidney failure but it’s one of the risks for him, heart disease too. More than any of those things is COPD/Lung complications since he was born with underdeveloped lungs anyway.

 

[Mushroom King]

In order for Josh to show symptoms, he’d have to be in his later stages of kidney failure and they would present with:

1. Nausea: He’s not throwing up a whole lot and when he does it’s after drinking,
2. Edema, which doesn’t present on his wrists and feet. While he does have some facial swelling it’s consistent with the rest of his fat growth which is normal for a 34 year old man who eats garbage and doesn’t work out.
3. Confusion: lol his whole life nigga.
4. Him pissing every 10-15 minutes which I don’t think he does relative to how much he drinks.
5. Itchy skin: It’s February in Wyoming and he rubs very irritating substances all over it all the time without showering.
6. Loss of appetite: He’s getting fat as fuck so so I don’t think that’s the case.

Honestly, when a man turns 30, his body changes too and so do your habits if you don’t want to be 200 pounds in 6-7 years. Cobra is still mentally 17 so he intakes the caloric diet of a 20 year old on a rampage and his body can’t shrug it off anymore, he’s just getting fat and old my guy. If you’re in your mid-thirties and you dehydrate your body with a fucking 3 day bender, your kidneys are going to hurt…or he has kidney stones. It happens at that age too under the same conditions.

It is very unlikely he has kidney failure but it’s one of the risks for him, heart disease too. More than any of those things is COPD/Lung complications since he was born with underdeveloped lungs anyway.

Hello. I think he has liver failure, his legs and arms are swollen. Even his fingers are storing fluids, his hand looks like he's recovering from frostbite with all the swelling. I'm not crossing swords, I just wonder what you think of that take. It seems like cirrhosis and he's swelling up with fluid.

Clint needs to put Puff in a reptile home.