Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[EidersSlurpinUpRamen]

I wonder what would happen if Eva's parents found out about all of this... Also, why hasn't he been kicked out of the house? He's almost 30 years old, he should've moved out earlier.

 

[CWCissey]

I wonder what would happen if Eva's parents found out about all of this... Also, why hasn't he been kicked out of the house? He's almost 30 years old, he should've moved out earlier.

They have a big house and probably don't even go in the basement.

 

[A Sign]

They have a big house and probably don't even go in the basement.

Unless it's to bring him tendies.

Though sometimes some stay home if their parents are older, ill or disabled to help out. But with how he likely lives rent free, does jack shit to help around the house, without the proper high school education he missed out on major life skill classes (budgeting being a major one so that you learn how to manage your bills and spending money) he's going to be homeless once his parents give him the boot or they pass on. He likely thinks one of his fans will let him sponge off them while he beats off to hentai games...though it wont last as sooner or later he or she will get sick of doing all the work (they'd probably even have to do his laundry) he even bathe or shower? with how his skin and hair looks it's doubtful

 

[FataBataRang]

Unless it's to bring him tendies.

Though sometimes some stay home if their parents are older, ill or disabled to help out. But with how he likely lives rent free, does jack shit to help around the house, without the proper high school education he missed out on major life skill classes (budgeting being a major one so that you learn how to manage your bills and spending money) he's going to be homeless once his parents give him the boot or they pass on. He likely thinks one of his fans will let him sponge off them while he beats off to hentai games...though it wont last as sooner or later he or she will get sick of doing all the work (they'd probably even have to do his laundry) he even bathe or shower? with how his skin and hair looks it's doubtful

As much as he would deserve it, that's honestly a real shame. When he's homeless, how is he going to tard rage on the internet for our entertainment? That's the one useful thing he is capable of, and he won't even be able to do that anymore.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Full letter from him here.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Because even though we're in America, Japan dates are more important that my fanbase doesn't even know about.

 

[CWCissey]

Because even though we're in America, Japan dates are more important that my fanbase doesn't even know about.

If it means Eva can be lazy, it sure does!

 

[Vibe]

Looking forward to another missed deadline and he has to announce shit on April fools day of all days. Which was supposed to be his kickstarter deadline ever year for the past 3 years.


Here's a treat:

 

[Azafran90]

he can't even be on time for his stupid "special surprises" that are just another distraction for him.
HE IS LATE FOR PROCASTINATING

 

[_Echo]

And the Twitch saga continues:

On a completely unrelated note…

TechRaptor, a technology news site that interviewed me on November 8th of 2014, contacted me for further comment on the Twitch issue. I’m aware that many of you are sick and tired of hearing me talk about Twitch, but for those of you who are interested in that topic, and want to hear how I feel about Twitch’s response, here is a link to TechRaptor’s latest article:

https://techraptor.net/content/yandere-dev-responds-twitch-saga

It never ends.

 

[A Sign]

And once again Osana "the mean bitch I have guro rape fantasies over" will be delayed and another meme easter egg or 5 will be added "Thank you for your support of Yan Dairy simulator: my fetish game"

 

[kano]

not only is he not working on the game, thus pushing the "release date" up even further, he hasn't even managed to finish the project that he's working on to avoid working on the game.

he has a work ethic truly deserving of 5k in patreon money a month. taking bets now that he'll get a great idea for a new "surprise" that will inevitably delay this current "surprise".

 

[José Mourinho]

I will laugh if he decides to continue the Twitch saga and then decides to postpone the surprise to yet another month and then makes another excuse which is "Black Day". (Fun fact: This exists and it's on 14 April too)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Day

Also no, there's no specific holiday on 14 May so consider this Valentine's Day delay to be the first strike. Three strikes and there's no more excuses left for him.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Yup. I wonder what video he's releasing tomorrow through he did say he'd do an update video in the comment section of the VDay page, Probably more easter eggs and some more custom stuff or another poorly executed mechanic.

Off-topic but I want to point out how weird this picture is... I just have no words :/

Spoiler: ONII-CHAN!!11!11

 

[Lackadaisy]

Yup. I wonder what video he's releasing tomorrow through he did say he'd do an update video in the comment section of the VDay page, Probably more easter eggs and some more custom stuff or another poorly executed mechanic.

Off-topic but I want to point out how weird this picture is... I just have no words :/

Spoiler: ONII-CHAN!!11!11

Her boobs are absolutely terrifying, and then you remember she's supposed to be 15 years old and it takes on a whole 'nother level.

 

[Mossy]

Yup. I wonder what video he's releasing tomorrow through he did say he'd do an update video in the comment section of the VDay page, Probably more easter eggs and some more custom stuff or another poorly executed mechanic.

Off-topic but I want to point out how weird this picture is... I just have no words :/

Spoiler: ONII-CHAN!!11!11

That art would be pretty cute without the whole "big brother" fetish going on.

 

[LucasSomething]

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2017/02/14/happy-valentines-day-2/

>No valentines day update
>Unrelated thing he was going to do was delayed to next month
>Still no signs of Osana

Why do i still bother reading these...

 

[ThatDutchManace]

Huh, seems like bitching and moaning about Twitch was a waste of time after all.
Seriously, he has time to make a fuss about his shitty game being righteously banned, but not to work on that same game?
The dumb idiot can't even make his deadline, but it he does that alot, so no surprise here.
>inb4 next month will only add a buggy easter egg.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

"Senpai's sister doesn't lust after him."
Yeah, sure. It's totally pure big brother fetish sibling love.

 

[Keystone]

400 Pgs.
Let's celebrate on why we love Eva.

And people scoff at us when we say he never left his teenage edgelord phase behind.

Off-topic but I want to point out how weird this picture is... I just have no words :/

Spoiler: ONII-CHAN!!11!11

Man I wonder why this "game" got banned from Twitch.

I. WONDER.