Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Pizdec]

Dear Kiwifarms Folks,

I am the "actual" attorney who represents the game dev in the issue with Mr. Hall. I have not read each and every post in this thread, but I've read enough to be impressed with--and grateful for--how thorough a number of you are. Not all of you, but definitely a number of you.

Mind, I don't necessarily endorse all of the speech here. Just because you have the unquestionable right to say something doesn't mean you should. But I was both impressed with and heartened by the nuanced understanding in a number of posts.

Also, for the fellow who called me "Creamy Mario"--when I was a teacher, my students did call me "Mr. Creamy" (as well as C-Dawg, Creamalicious, Ceraminator, etc.). And that comment happily brought me back to that time.

There are a number of other things I wish I could say, but I cannot, as service to my client's interests comes ahead of any personal expressive interests. It is good to know, though, that not everyone has been mislead on the facts or the law.

Also, if you come across an instance of censorial bullying, misusing the DMCA or the like to silence "the little guy," you know where to send the person. Or if a content producer gets free speech law wrong and needs being corrected, please send them my way.

Very best,

Mario

P.S. I don't expect I can really ever respond to anything here in the future, but I include this selfie as proof of identity. In the context of the DMCA, the First Amendment doctrine of fair use protects you even if you're not in the U.S., so the statement holds for everyone.

Hello! I have at least one question, it can be answered with a yes, no, and decline if need be, but is Kronos, Jason’s admin who is supposedly a lawyer representing him in this DMCA case?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Dear Kiwifarms Folks,

I am the "actual" attorney who represents the game dev in the issue with Mr. Hall. I have not read each and every post in this thread, but I've read enough to be impressed with--and grateful for--how thorough a number of you are. Not all of you, but definitely a number of you.

Mind, I don't necessarily endorse all of the speech here. Just because you have the unquestionable right to say something doesn't mean you should. But I was both impressed with and heartened by the nuanced understanding in a number of posts.

Also, for the fellow who called me "Creamy Mario"--when I was a teacher, my students did call me "Mr. Creamy" (as well as C-Dawg, Creamalicious, Ceraminator, etc.). And that comment happily brought me back to that time.

There are a number of other things I wish I could say, but I cannot, as service to my client's interests comes ahead of any personal expressive interests. It is good to know, though, that not everyone has been mislead on the facts or the law.

Also, if you come across an instance of censorial bullying, misusing the DMCA or the like to silence "the little guy," you know where to send the person. Or if a content producer gets free speech law wrong and needs being corrected, please send them my way.

Very best,

Mario

P.S. I don't expect I can really ever respond to anything here in the future, but I include this selfie as proof of identity. In the context of the DMCA, the First Amendment doctrine of fair use protects you even if you're not in the U.S., so the statement holds for everyone.

You're a brave, brave man to die your personal/professional identity to the farms.

All in all it's fairly harmless here, outside of a couple of idiots. But everywhere has their idiots.

 

[GeldKampf]

There's been a new kill added to the Ferret Gulag's list:

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Shaye — Today at 2:51 PM​

@everyone On Tuesday, January 28th, Skye left us on her journey across the rainbow bridge. The previous Friday she wasn't feeling well and went to work with me for a check up and some routine blood work, an ultrasound showed an issue with her gallbladder bile duct, but nothing extremely concerning and no gallstones or sludge present.
Monday evening, some bruising was noted on one of her front arms, after speaking with our vet we were told to keep an eye on it, as it may have just been some residual bruising from having her blood drawn. No worsening of the bruising was noted before I went to bed for the evening. Very early Tuesday morning when I went to do AM meds, her arm had turned fully black and did not have any response to stimuli / pain. She immediately went back to work with me, and after an examination it was determined that the tissue had died and amputation was the only option. Given her age and additional health concerns, the choice was made to let her pass peacefully, as it would not have been fair to her to pursue amputation. An autopsy was performed and pathology reports came back uneventful, initially our vet had suspected a very aggressive form of cancer called Hemangiosarcoma, however, the cause was determined to be acute limb ischemia, a very large blood clot had been thrown into the axillary artery of the brachial plexus, cutting off blood flow to the limb. She had heart disease and a related blood clotting issue which she was on medication for, but unfortunately it is just one of those unpredictable things that can happen. Her brothers are coping well with her loss, thankfully, but she will be very missed.
Note: the clot was fully unrelated to the blood draw

 

[LGTV]

Well I restarted my wifi router and laptop before I posted that message. I thought it was working good, however going through I had multiple disconnects. I think my wifi router is just fucked. I also realized I have been connecting to my ISP's DNS. I reinstalled windows a few months back and forgot to change it. FUCK

Anyways I'll drop the incomplete log here.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

There's been a new kill added to the Ferret Gulag's list:

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Shaye — Today at 2:51 PM​

@everyone On Tuesday, January 28th, Skye left us on her journey across the rainbow bridge. The previous Friday she wasn't feeling well and went to work with me for a check up and some routine blood work, an ultrasound showed an issue with her gallbladder bile duct, but nothing extremely concerning and no gallstones or sludge present.
Monday evening, some bruising was noted on one of her front arms, after speaking with our vet we were told to keep an eye on it, as it may have just been some residual bruising from having her blood drawn. No worsening of the bruising was noted before I went to bed for the evening. Very early Tuesday morning when I went to do AM meds, her arm had turned fully black and did not have any response to stimuli / pain. She immediately went back to work with me, and after an examination it was determined that the tissue had died and amputation was the only option. Given her age and additional health concerns, the choice was made to let her pass peacefully, as it would not have been fair to her to pursue amputation. An autopsy was performed and pathology reports came back uneventful, initially our vet had suspected a very aggressive form of cancer called Hemangiosarcoma, however, the cause was determined to be acute limb ischemia, a very large blood clot had been thrown into the axillary artery of the brachial plexus, cutting off blood flow to the limb. She had heart disease and a related blood clotting issue which she was on medication for, but unfortunately it is just one of those unpredictable things that can happen. Her brothers are coping well with her loss, thankfully, but she will be very missed.
Note: the clot was fully unrelated to the blood draw

I know these ferrets are genetic abominations, but is it really that expected for them to have heart disease bad enough to get sudden, fatal limb clotting ischemia?

I'd really have a look at the care protocol, because that's... concerning.

 

[Not Really Here]

P.S. I don't expect I can really ever respond to anything here in the future, but I include this selfie as proof of identity. In the context of the DMCA, the First Amendment doctrine of fair use protects you even if you're not in the U.S., so the statement holds for everyone.

Hey Mario, we probably don't agree with everything you say as well, but we also hold dear the right of the people to communicate freely. Do you know about the 10th Circuit ruling that posting the text of a DMCA takedown request, may be contributory copyright infringement?

 

[WarJams]

I know these ferrets are genetic abominations, but is it really that expected for them to have heart disease bad enough to get sudden, fatal limb clotting ischemia?

Figure something else usually kills them first. They are animals that burned the candle at both ends even before sperglective breeding introduced and compounded a bunch of fucked up genetic defects. What breeders have done to these animals, and others, in pursuit of color autism is a crime against nature.

 

[McMitch]

Just because you have the unquestionable right to say something doesn't mean you should.

Being a tourist to this thread, prompted by its announcement in our Community Happenings bulletin, I must disagree with this statement specifically: rights are only relevant as they are exercised. To have your rights curbed by something as ephemeral as social pressure, especially in a setting that recognizes the occasional friction between healthy exercise of one’s rights and the social norms, is simply self-defeating for anyone to whom those rights are held with anything but contempt.

 

[Telvanni]

Dear Kiwifarms Folks,

I am the "actual" attorney who represents the game dev in the issue with Mr. Hall. I have not read each and every post in this thread, but I've read enough to be impressed with--and grateful for--how thorough a number of you are. Not all of you, but definitely a number of you.

Mind, I don't necessarily endorse all of the speech here. Just because you have the unquestionable right to say something doesn't mean you should. But I was both impressed with and heartened by the nuanced understanding in a number of posts.

Also, for the fellow who called me "Creamy Mario"--when I was a teacher, my students did call me "Mr. Creamy" (as well as C-Dawg, Creamalicious, Ceraminator, etc.). And that comment happily brought me back to that time.

There are a number of other things I wish I could say, but I cannot, as service to my client's interests comes ahead of any personal expressive interests. It is good to know, though, that not everyone has been mislead on the facts or the law.

Also, if you come across an instance of censorial bullying, misusing the DMCA or the like to silence "the little guy," you know where to send the person. Or if a content producer gets free speech law wrong and needs being corrected, please send them my way.

Very best,

Mario

P.S. I don't expect I can really ever respond to anything here in the future, but I include this selfie as proof of identity. In the context of the DMCA, the First Amendment doctrine of fair use protects you even if you're not in the U.S., so the statement holds for everyone.

God speed lawyer man. We need more level headed people like you.
Hope you have fun looking up everything Hall has said or done archived here if it helps your case.

 

[Aidan]

The DMCA stuff isn't going anywhere really, Mald is merely a bully. The whole thing was him trying to bully someone for daring to make fun of him and Mald thought talking tough would make him look cool and dissuade others who might mock him. Same with khronos.
Now everyone is laughing at both of them for being retards, which they are. Faggots.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

The DMCA stuff isn't going anywhere really, Mald is merely a bully. The whole thing was him trying to bully someone for daring to make fun of him and Mald thought talking tough would make him look cool and dissuade others who might mock him. Same with khronos.
Now everyone is laughing at both of them for being retards, which they are. Faggots.

This is not very likely (still possible though), but I'd be really fucking funny if Mald didn't know that khronos *wasn't* a real boylawyer, and they've been bullshitting each other the entire time.

 

[Sugriva]

Dear Kiwifarms Folks,

I am the "actual" attorney who represents the game dev in the issue with Mr. Hall. I have not read each and every post in this thread, but I've read enough to be impressed with--and grateful for--how thorough a number of you are. Not all of you, but definitely a number of you.

Mind, I don't necessarily endorse all of the speech here. Just because you have the unquestionable right to say something doesn't mean you should. But I was both impressed with and heartened by the nuanced understanding in a number of posts.

Also, for the fellow who called me "Creamy Mario"--when I was a teacher, my students did call me "Mr. Creamy" (as well as C-Dawg, Creamalicious, Ceraminator, etc.). And that comment happily brought me back to that time.

There are a number of other things I wish I could say, but I cannot, as service to my client's interests comes ahead of any personal expressive interests. It is good to know, though, that not everyone has been mislead on the facts or the law.

Also, if you come across an instance of censorial bullying, misusing the DMCA or the like to silence "the little guy," you know where to send the person. Or if a content producer gets free speech law wrong and needs being corrected, please send them my way.

Very best,

Mario

P.S. I don't expect I can really ever respond to anything here in the future, but I include this selfie as proof of identity. In the context of the DMCA, the First Amendment doctrine of fair use protects you even if you're not in the U.S., so the statement holds for everyone.

Nigger, and sneed.

 

[ICanLurkNoMore]

Nigger, and sneed.

observe: an idiot.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

There's been a new kill added to the Ferret Gulag's list:

View attachment 6955925

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Spoiler: Raw text

Shaye — Today at 2:51 PM​

@everyone On Tuesday, January 28th, Skye left us on her journey across the rainbow bridge. The previous Friday she wasn't feeling well and went to work with me for a check up and some routine blood work, an ultrasound showed an issue with her gallbladder bile duct, but nothing extremely concerning and no gallstones or sludge present.
Monday evening, some bruising was noted on one of her front arms, after speaking with our vet we were told to keep an eye on it, as it may have just been some residual bruising from having her blood drawn. No worsening of the bruising was noted before I went to bed for the evening. Very early Tuesday morning when I went to do AM meds, her arm had turned fully black and did not have any response to stimuli / pain. She immediately went back to work with me, and after an examination it was determined that the tissue had died and amputation was the only option. Given her age and additional health concerns, the choice was made to let her pass peacefully, as it would not have been fair to her to pursue amputation. An autopsy was performed and pathology reports came back uneventful, initially our vet had suspected a very aggressive form of cancer called Hemangiosarcoma, however, the cause was determined to be acute limb ischemia, a very large blood clot had been thrown into the axillary artery of the brachial plexus, cutting off blood flow to the limb. She had heart disease and a related blood clotting issue which she was on medication for, but unfortunately it is just one of those unpredictable things that can happen. Her brothers are coping well with her loss, thankfully, but she will be very missed.
Note: the clot was fully unrelated to the blood draw

We all know what really happened. Another ferret fucked to death. May the poor creature rest in peace.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

what's the point of talking shit about a guy for over 300 pages?

Why are you here?
Are you here to ballwash?

I feel like people are missing that this was my point lmao

I was retreading old ground the other night, going through the comments on Mald's steam profile page. There's like 15 pages in there of Russians asking to get a free key to his game, pretty funny. I sent him an e-mail asking if he's still doing it, but haven't gotten a reply yet. I casually referenced the WoW drama for extra lulz in case he does reply.

Oh you're a neghole pozzer.

In the context of the DMCA, the First Amendment doctrine of fair use protects you even if you're not in the U.S., so the statement holds for everyone.

Bit of an aside, but there was Dark Syde Pill Parody game made last year that got DMCA'd for using his audio clips I believe.
'The Detractor'

I think DSP claimed he didn't file the DMCA I believe? And it resulted with it getting removed from Steam.
This happened I think in May of last year its been a bit. Not sure how much of a case they'd have though. But if you're interested in something to look into down the line.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Dear Kiwifarms Folks,

I am the "actual" attorney who represents the game dev in the issue with Mr. Hall. I have not read each and every post in this thread, but I've read enough to be impressed with--and grateful for--how thorough a number of you are. Not all of you, but definitely a number of you.

Mind, I don't necessarily endorse all of the speech here. Just because you have the unquestionable right to say something doesn't mean you should. But I was both impressed with and heartened by the nuanced understanding in a number of posts.

Also, for the fellow who called me "Creamy Mario"--when I was a teacher, my students did call me "Mr. Creamy" (as well as C-Dawg, Creamalicious, Ceraminator, etc.). And that comment happily brought me back to that time.

There are a number of other things I wish I could say, but I cannot, as service to my client's interests comes ahead of any personal expressive interests. It is good to know, though, that not everyone has been mislead on the facts or the law.

Also, if you come across an instance of censorial bullying, misusing the DMCA or the like to silence "the little guy," you know where to send the person. Or if a content producer gets free speech law wrong and needs being corrected, please send them my way.

Very best,

Mario

P.S. I don't expect I can really ever respond to anything here in the future, but I include this selfie as proof of identity. In the context of the DMCA, the First Amendment doctrine of fair use protects you even if you're not in the U.S., so the statement holds for everyone.

I know you can't participate much, but if you want a sensible chuckle, this thread might interest you.
A pro se, informa pauperis takes the admin on an extended journey about contributory copyright infringement that the 10th circuit goes full retard on an appeal for (even though it can only be solved by Google).
The copyright in question?
A book called "How I sued Taylor Swift and became known as vexatious, litigious and crazy".
It's truly made for constitution appreciating legal minds with a sense of humour.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/

 

[Wodanaz]

Dear Kiwifarms Folks,

I am the "actual" attorney who represents the game dev in the issue with Mr. Hall. I have not read each and every post in this thread, but I've read enough to be impressed with--and grateful for--how thorough a number of you are. Not all of you, but definitely a number of you.

Mind, I don't necessarily endorse all of the speech here. Just because you have the unquestionable right to say something doesn't mean you should. But I was both impressed with and heartened by the nuanced understanding in a number of posts.

Also, for the fellow who called me "Creamy Mario"--when I was a teacher, my students did call me "Mr. Creamy" (as well as C-Dawg, Creamalicious, Ceraminator, etc.). And that comment happily brought me back to that time.

There are a number of other things I wish I could say, but I cannot, as service to my client's interests comes ahead of any personal expressive interests. It is good to know, though, that not everyone has been mislead on the facts or the law.

Also, if you come across an instance of censorial bullying, misusing the DMCA or the like to silence "the little guy," you know where to send the person. Or if a content producer gets free speech law wrong and needs being corrected, please send them my way.

Very best,

Mario

P.S. I don't expect I can really ever respond to anything here in the future, but I include this selfie as proof of identity. In the context of the DMCA, the First Amendment doctrine of fair use protects you even if you're not in the U.S., so the statement holds for everyone.

I fucking kneel
thank you for your service

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

You're a brave, brave man to die your personal/professional identity to the farms.

I'm sure he's used to being associated with the radioactive after being on the defense in the Alex Jones Sandy Hook case, even if it was just for the distributor.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Dear Kiwifarms Folks,

I am the "actual" attorney who represents the game dev in the issue with Mr. Hall. I have not read each and every post in this thread, but I've read enough to be impressed with--and grateful for--how thorough a number of you are. Not all of you, but definitely a number of you.

Mind, I don't necessarily endorse all of the speech here. Just because you have the unquestionable right to say something doesn't mean you should. But I was both impressed with and heartened by the nuanced understanding in a number of posts.

Also, for the fellow who called me "Creamy Mario"--when I was a teacher, my students did call me "Mr. Creamy" (as well as C-Dawg, Creamalicious, Ceraminator, etc.). And that comment happily brought me back to that time.

There are a number of other things I wish I could say, but I cannot, as service to my client's interests comes ahead of any personal expressive interests. It is good to know, though, that not everyone has been mislead on the facts or the law.

Also, if you come across an instance of censorial bullying, misusing the DMCA or the like to silence "the little guy," you know where to send the person. Or if a content producer gets free speech law wrong and needs being corrected, please send them my way.

Very best,

Mario

P.S. I don't expect I can really ever respond to anything here in the future, but I include this selfie as proof of identity. In the context of the DMCA, the First Amendment doctrine of fair use protects you even if you're not in the U.S., so the statement holds for everyone.

Well, this is a very nice post and I thank you for your work with free speech.

 

[el gordo]

ive spent some time in thors stream and heres some theories i crafted of whats to come
- he aint gonna play multiplayer games anymore besiedes maybe ashes fo creation
- hes being VERY CAUTIOUS about talkin about pretty much of anything. all topics on his stream for the time i watched was safe
- i feel like hes starting to ignore bait. probably someon in his staff finally opened his eyes
- he stil has 10k viewers on afriday

i think for the foreseable this guy is gonna slowly fade away from lolcow status, until we get more ferret piss brained drama

he will fuck up again,
SKG, the Ashes guild drama, lying about puzzle games happened befor it was ok to make fun of him
now its guaranteed views
if hes playing it safe sure but eventually he will forget why hes playing it safe, an ego of that size does not go away
give it time, there will be milk for years