Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Archive because I think there's a good chance he deletes this video:

This is God's work. Thank you.

I literally just sat down and pondered this video, and honest to Christ, I laughed out loud. A laugh that just sputtered out from my soul as I tried to reckon with how almost illegally dumb someone has to be to do this.

Did I know what "lime water" was before this? Not exactly, but I knew lime the chemical exists and is used in pickling, so I had an educated guess which I would've freaking confirmed if I had a YouTube channel I monetize and larp on as some kind of chef / advisor.

Also if he rubbed two brain cells together he would've wondered how lime the fruit can somehow be strong enough to be diluted in water and still preserve eggs for years, yet limes themselves will just go bad sitting on your table, diluted in nothing and asked to preserve zero protein. He is an embarrassment.

 

[souschef]

Also if he rubbed two brain cells together he would've wondered how lime the fruit can somehow be strong enough to be diluted in water and still preserve eggs for years

He doesn't have that many cells

 

[myhairisonfire]

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. This dumbshit actually typed into ChatGPT "how many limes to add to preserve eggs?" I hope the acid dissolves the shells and it turns into a new kind of soup.

Every time I think he can't get any stupider he somehow perseveres. This has to be the top. Lime juice instead of pickling lime. Surely it's all downhill from here, right? It can't get worse.

 

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Jack thinks he's dropping red pills about boneless wings

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Jack still sperging about politics with a touch of Pizzagate (note it is true Clinton is a pedo for people who for some reason think I'd disagree with Jack here) and Elon dickriding

This is a common argument and over time Ive actually come to agree with the other side who says hes wrong. Chicken nuggets are the little squares or globs, theyre the super processed pink slime meat made from all the ground up baby male chicks in that hopper. You could say boneless wings are more like tenders, but they should be a real whole piece of meat, just mechanically separated from the bone or cut up into strips.

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

ahahahahaha I hope this faggot refuses to throw it out or forgets it and gasses out his house with rotten egg smell and Tammy is running around confused like 'Jack where is it!? Where did you shit? Did you shit yourself again why does it smell worse than usual!?'

He should try Chinese Virgin Boy eggs next.

 

[Aurelianus]

This dumbshit actually typed into ChatGPT "how many limes to add to preserve eggs?"

I was curious about this, so I decided to try out this prompt in ChatGPT. Result in spoilers is what I got.

Spoiler: How many limes to add to preserve eggs?

To preserve eggs using lime, you typically use a process called water glassing. This involves creating a solution of water and lime (calcium hydroxide) to store fresh eggs for long-term preservation.

Here's the general method:

1. Lime-water mixture: Mix 1 ounce (28 grams) of food-grade calcium hydroxide (lime) with 1 gallon (3.8 liters) of water. Stir well to dissolve the lime completely.
2. Storage container: Use a clean container, such as a large glass jar or crock, to store the eggs. The eggs should be fully submerged in the lime solution.
3. How many limes? This mixture is typically enough for 1 gallon of water, which can hold about 20-30 eggs, depending on the size of the eggs and the container.

The lime solution helps to seal the pores of the eggs, keeping out air and bacteria, and thus preserving the eggs for up to 6-12 months when kept in a cool, dark place.

Be sure to check the solution regularly to ensure the eggs remain fully submerged, and don't use lime that is meant for other purposes (like industrial lime).

If you're asking about fresh limes (the fruit), they aren't typically used in egg preservation. Let me know if that’s the case, and I can help clarify!

So not only does ChatGPT show a recipe for making lime water, it can also correctly identify lime water here as being made from pickling lime and not fruit limes. It also explicitly mentions to not use the fruit. I went down a few extra series of prompts asking about using fruit limes in preserving eggs, which it directed me out of water glassing and into pickling via citric acid. Even in the best case scenario of Jack accidentally pickling his eggs, he didn't add enough limes in order to make the water acidic enough to act as a pickling brine.

My prediction is the batch of soggy rotten eggs disappears uneventfully after a few videos to zero fanfare or announcement before maybe getting a non-answer on one of the terrible Saturday streams.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I admit I know nothing about the EU and whatnot, but Strokey thinks they need a magic billionaire to fix everything

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ALL THE WOKE AGENDAS ARE GOING TO DIE SOON, NO MORE POLITICAL AGENDAS IN MOVIES

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Very insightful

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Fatty is such an idiot. He immediately believes anything that matches his bias and you're stupid if you don't immediately follow along.

Does Jack knows that Elon musk supports every NWO agenda there is under the sun?

He'd just say it's fake news.

Yet Jack goes and tells people to do their own research.

This is all Fatty's research, "Hey Siri... (*asks question*)" or he asks his pastor or his brother,

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

How retarded do you have to be to equate the fruit with limestone? Water glassing eggs is an old way of keeping eggs for a long time. And it's usually 12-18 months with two years considered the max. Not 15 years. The acid from the limes will probably dissolve the calcium in the shells leaving him with oddly rubbery eggs.

Every time I don't think he can get stupider he proves me wrong.

 

[Hamstirer]

You pick one at some point in your life then ride it out for the next 30+ years

I have a newer KitchenAid that is two years old now . There is no way it will make it 30 years like the old ones, the chinksourced the fuck out of the new ones and don't even include the spring that keeps the attachments tight anymore.

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. This dumbshit actually typed into ChatGPT "how many limes to add to preserve eggs?" I hope the acid dissolves the shells and it turns into a new kind of soup.

Every time I think he can't get any stupider he somehow perseveres. This has to be the top. Lime juice instead of pickling lime. Surely it's all downhill from here, right? It can't get worse.

Fatty just invented Amish Gatorade.

 

[p1138]

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

This is impressively stupid, even for Fatty. I was confused about people mentioning lime juice in response to this, just watched it... holy fucking shit.

 

[Adamska]

Seems like a boring episode unless you know that by "lime water" the Amish meant a solution of lime as in CALCIUM HYDROXIDE in water not lime (the fruit) juice Because of course all those Amish in the 19th century just went to Kroger and bought limes to preserve their eggs with. This stupid fucking nigger.

Of all the ways you could have opened up a month themed around Amish style cuisine, which has a variety of comforting meals and amazing desserts, he fucking picks "preserving eggs" as his opener. This vascular dementia riddled cocksucker honest to God thought that this was the best possible way to draw people in to his miscarriage of a show. The only reason this horrendous fucking video isn't as sleep inducing as his Freeze-dry garbage month was because of how hard he botched the method.

He clearly is lying about using AI to make anything; he clearly doesn't listen to the machine, since it actually tells you how you use essentially lye and alkalines to preserve shit. It's telling that even when he has robots telling him step by step how to do things, he still fucks it up in a way that's effectively lethal.

The last time he made something this poisonous was either when he absolutely failed at pickling, and when he fucked up in trying to make yogurt.

If this is what this son of a bitch is opening with, I'm going to hate the next set. I fully predict now that he's mostly going to do stupid shit like pickling and curing shit since he doesn't wanna cook and he's tantruming over food prices spiking. I tuned in to watch him ruin scrapple, not "how can I make the lamest video possible".

 

[souschef]

I still don't get why he's obsessing over amish people

 

[ADN_VIII]

I'd need to go into the kitchen to check, but I'm 90% sure those are Costco brand eggs. Considering that Jack is seemingly allergic to using anything but the cheapest ingredients in bulk, I'd feel comfortable betting on those not being from a local farm.

 

[p1138]

I'd need to go into the kitchen to check, but I'm 90% sure those are Costco brand eggs. Considering that Jack is seemingly allergic to using anything but the cheapest ingredients in bulk, I'd feel comfortable betting on those not being from a local farm.

What, you mean Kirkland Farms isn't local to Fatty? There's even 2 Kirkland, TNs! They must be where Costco gets everything.

 

[SmugTomato]

The acid from the limes will probably dissolve the calcium in the shells leaving him with oddly rubbery eggs.

I don't think it's even enough for that. He added what, two limes worth of juice in about a gallon of water? The energy drink I have is more acidic than that, these eggs will go rancid in no time I reckon.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Legendary stupidity, and the hubris to not even do a moment's research before buying limes, making and uploading a video.

The lower pitch and throaty gurgle are making him sound almost demonic too.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He should try Chinese Virgin Boy eggs next.

Jack gets multiple containers for each person to piss in, puts the egg in each, and then does a taste test.

 

[ddlloo]

I don't even know what to say about this latest video. Other than I hope he eats one of the eggs in a year's time.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I still don't get why he's obsessing over amish people

I'm willing to bet it's because some of them came out of the woodwork to vote for Trump in this election.

 

[AltisticRight]

A lot of famous people, including Stephen Hawking, went to Epstein island and his dick hasn't worked in decades.

It's literally just a case of a rich clout goblin retard who also happened to be a paedophile. There was this Chinese or Malaysian scammer who surrounded himself with celebrities by paying them, pretending to be a big shot. There was this Korean guy, wolf of Wall Street or some dumbass who did the exact same thing. Brands pay retarded celebrities to wear and use their garbage. Bankman Fried paid plenty celebrities to parade around his scam exchange. There's so many examples it's baffling that anyone buys into this shit.

Before Epstein got got and was suicided, if he offered Scalfatty a banquet at his nonce island, you fucking bet he'd be there.
And maybe not just for the food. Who knows?

 

[desudesu]

Wait, no fucking way Fatty used actual LIMES instead of LIME (Calcium Hydroxide) for water-glassing 2 dozen eggs! Where is the fat man storing this? That jar of soon to be slimey, rotten eggs will certainly explode in less than a year!

Edit: the "15 years" quote that Jack spouted in the video is probably from the AI slop videos he watches:

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Dude, they have to be unwashed eggs with the "bloom" intact too. You cannot use normal store eggs, the protective coating is washed off when they are from a store.

Spoiler: Pl about eggs

My grandmother used to waterglass her extra eggs, enough to last winter when her chickens didn't lay.

Please Jack, drink the cursed egg drop soup in 6 months. The wendigo deserves it.