DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[dent_whisperer]

I thought Phil would have at least played chess before to somewhat justify his obvious lie about him being a great chess player in his youth. I am disappoint.

Magnus Carlsen is a fraud who only became so well known at chess because the detractors invented time travel just to bully Phil out of the chess scene while growing up.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

around 17k in a few months for this “marathon” and all he’s doing is belittling people. Jfc for a guy who has a business degree, he should know it’s not good to make fun of your customers

 

[Elbe]

$517 and counting....

 

[A Guy™]

Factorio will be a sub 10 minute rage quit. That game is not for retards who get mad at something as simple as reading.

Dave lasted 16 minutes in the demo, while trying to play it with a controller for some reason so I am felted. I'm on team DSP now and will send $100 next stream.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Twenty-five minutes in and it's all he has talked about.

Here is a normal man being super normal on his interactive stream:

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And the fake $200 tip is in.

What a fucking greedy dickhead. "You contribution doesn't count. I need more money". What a fuckhead.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

What a fucking greedy dickhead. "You contribution doesn't count. I need more money". What a fuckhead.

Some guy donated like 5 bucks asking to put on his shitty glasses and he said “no, I need a more bigger tip to put on the glasses”
Five bucks isn’t enough money even after he made over 500 today. Phil can get fucked

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

How weird that Phil acts and talks exactly the same despite having taken several shots of hard liquor. Almost like he's a heavy drinker with an insane tolerance or he's usually drunk during streams so this is just a regular day for him.

 

[INirvana]

So....He hated Lollipop Chainsaw because ugly graphics, boring combat but he loves Onimusha and wants to continue it because....ugly graphics and boring combat....I WONDER what the real reason is.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Wtf he’s lashing out at DJTrumpReal now and is threatening to ban him. Lol he’s in a bad mood. How? He made half a thousand dollars in a few hours

He won’t eat a slice of cake until he gets 700 in donos. Lmao

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

$15000 for this. To all the dents, I hope you enjoyed wasting your money to see Phil eat what looks like a $15 Safeway's "cake".
Edit: For another $15000, you'll get to see him eat a cake from the West Coast (whatever that means). What a deal!!

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

To be fair, he's skipped most of the actual good indie games, and even had to be bullied into playing Balatro, Hades II and Baldurs Gate 3. Phil has been a mix of AAA slop, replaying something for no reason, and crying about retro stuff from his childhood.

Oh and a fighting game as well.

Phil doesn't seek out anything to play, he just looks at the gaming calendar like it's a fucking task list for work. Once that game/task passes by, he never goes back.

He "played" and wage quitted Black Myth Wukong, Metaphor and Stellar Blade in this year and those aren't exactly "AAA Slop". Note that he had to be bullied into playing Stellar Blade and he ragequitted Metaphor's demo as well.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

$15000 for this. To all the dents, I hope you enjoyed wasting your money to see Phil eat what looks like a $15 Safeway's "cake".View attachment 6956860
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His only complaint all thought he kept bitching is that there was NO RUM!!!!! OH GOD! NO RUM!!!! WHERE IS THE RUM!!!!

Spoiler: WHERE IS THE RUM!!!

there is rum. He’s an alcoholic who like bitching like he did with UPS and the bakers who made this.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

His only complaint all thought he kept bitching is that there was NO RUM!!!!! OH GOD! NO RUM!!!! WHERE IS THE RUM!!!!

Spoiler: WHERE IS THE RUM!!!

View attachment 6956877there is rum. He’s an alcoholic who like bitching like he did with UPS and the bakers who made this.

This is the same guy who is unfazed 6 shots down the hole, after all. I'm no cook but with how long it took for it to get there, I wouldn't be surprised if a good amount of the alcohol could've boiled off.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This is the same guy who is unfazed 6 shots down the hole, after all. I'm no cook but with how long it took for it to get there, I wouldn't be surprised if a good amount of the alcohol could've boiled off.

I think we're missing the bigger picture: He ate half of the cake. Enjoy your flare-up, Phil.

 

[johnkimble123]

He "played" and wage quitted Black Myth Wukong, Metaphor and Stellar Blade in this year and those aren't exactly "AAA Slop". Note that he had to be bullied into playing Stellar Blade and he ragequitted Metaphor's demo as well.

That was part of what I meant, I just didn’t say it right. He only wants the AAA slop. He can’t play Metaphor but can still play Call of Duty 21 for months every year.

I think he got bullied into playing Balatro because it had a whale for the 1st stream, just like BG3. Wukong killed his gay ass streak therefore banished. He’d never touch any of these left to his own desires.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This is the same guy who is unfazed 6 shots down the hole, after all. I'm no cook but with how long it took for it to get there, I wouldn't be surprised if a good amount of the alcohol could've boiled off.

Alcohol has to be cooked on a very high temp for most of it to evaporate. Rum cake is usually soaked in rum and this one looks like it was too. He’s just bitching

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I think we're missing the bigger picture: He ate half of the cake. Enjoy your flare-up, Phil.

If we're talking about big pictures, that also means Khet also got to half. Maybe Jasper had some too, it must be tough having the highest IQ in a household when you're a cat.

Alcohol has to be cooked on a very high temp for most of it to evaporate

I didn't know that, so consider me self felted by myself

 

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[The Southwest Strangla]

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CANNIBALISM!
lol him bitching about the “manga” sticker was pure autism

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Insanity.