Can someone explain the eating corpses thing I've seen people reference?
*You have to get to a wedding to gain an audience of a lord
*In order to get to a wedding, you have to do one of several questlines for NPCs who can get you into the castle
*One of these characters is a (((Miller)))
*His questline takes you on a journey to build him a jewish golem. To do that, you need bodyparts, or shit. You spend an entire separate quest following a gravedigger around and doing all his fucking chores(that's another thing this game does, it wastes your time with stupid bullshit and humiliating nonsense instead of letting you feel like a proper knight that you canonicaly are by that point). Once you arrive at a corpse pit, you have to TASTE them to check if they are the "right ones". It is implied they are rotting and covered in shit, Henry tastes them anyways.
*This was all for nothing because the (((Miller))) gets cold feet. It's a humiliation ritual that wastes your time, two-in-one combo.
*Next leg of this quest is actually getting ready for the wedding. One of these tasks involves finding a wench for one of the other lords in the castle, as an alibi for getting entry in the first place.
*All the biggest whores in the village refuse, in a scene that stinks of female writing and marvel quips
*You are directed to find a "lady" in a gypsy camp, turns out she is a self-insert mary sue that tells you how badass she is, how many adventures she had all around Europe and that you better watch your manners around her. Note that she is squatting in a gypsy camp, several feet away from a smelly pajeet
*She informs you the lord in question has both a penis and a vagina. That's the joke, you get it? Since she is the main protagonist, not Henry, she finally agrees to service king futa the third
Mind you, getting to the wedding is one of your first main quest tasks in the game. You are expected to do this early on.
