Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Jonkler]

Jason's wiki has a list of ferrets (archive), with death dates inclueded (in "Valhalla Date " column). Here's a list:

Ferret	Death date	Death reason
Snails	April 22nd, 2023	Heart condition
Max	December 26th, 2023	Old age, was 10 years old at the time of passing.
Rose	January 7th, 2024	Cardiac arrest after liver poisoning due to eaten Macademia nut shell
Bandit	April 5th, 2024	Old age
Zero	July 2nd, 2024	N/a. Ferret had tumors, adrenal cancer and insulinoma.
Felix	September 17th, 2024	Adrenal cancer
N/a	October 20th, 2024	N/a. Died before full integration into the "rescue"
Skye	February 7th, 2025	Acute limb ichemia

Edit: Info added on the ferret that was not on the wiki and info on Skye.

Thank you for this.

Chud Logic talking to the game developer who was hit with a copyright strike – uncut & archived.

Preservetube Archive: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=utiD6VYy8OQ

 

[Butter Waffle]

Mind, I don't necessarily endorse all of the speech here.

I find your dedication to free speech incredible. Just be advised, this forum has a nasty reputation. People are generally advised to disguise their real identities as much as they can to protect their reputation and livelihoods. Hell, most story-time YouTubers that lurk here for content will not mention it in their videos to avoid association with KF. Even if you'd be able to give a reasonable explanation as to why you're here, be prepared to be put in a bucket before you even get the chance to do that.
That being said, it was very satisfying to watch you put that wannabe lawyer in his place.

 

[Tyler Interceptor]

Also, for the fellow who called me "Creamy Mario"--when I was a teacher, my students did call me "Mr. Creamy" (as well as C-Dawg, Creamalicious, Ceraminator, etc.). And that comment happily brought me back to that time.

I just want you to know that I meant it in a loving way. Keep up the good work Creamalicious!

 

[Butter Waffle]

Oh boy, Khronos is getting told about some of the stuff being said about him
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>Such a fraud that my FIRST sentence included "not an attorney"
Then why did he cosplay as an attorney to Pvt Parts? It's only after Mario messaged them that he immediately says "Hello, not an attorney, just to be clear." If you read the chat logs, he doesn't even get at first that they can't just say "This closes the matter on our end", act like it never happened and move on.

 

[my penis is on fire]

It'd be cool if we could get someone into this thread who has experience taking care of ferrets &/or working at an animal rescue, that way we can get an expert opinion on Mald's ferret rescue that isn't either A-Logging or armchair expertise. Anyone here know anybody who could help?

 

[FSA - 444]

Chud Logic talks about lawyer drama. Downloaded, too large to archive on preserve-tube.

(Live)
It's good that more people are talking about Mald. Especially Chud, so they can see Maldy for what he is.

The more he gets into drama, the worse it will get for him, and the more tubers' will pay attention to him. If he was smart, he would just shut up and ignore it all, but his ego is too big for that.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

It’s poetic how the internet provides a vast amount of knowledge at your fingertips, yet people still fall for charlatans enough for them to be solidified in the space they occupy, all while creating a cult of personality.

 

[fukkit]

It'd be cool if we could get someone into this thread who has experience taking care of ferrets &/or working at an animal rescue, that way we can get an expert opinion on Mald's ferret rescue that isn't either A-Logging or armchair expertise. Anyone here know anybody who could help?

I can say, as a keeper of other exotics, that within the exotics community there is a theme of providing the bare minimum required care while also keeping as many as possible. I feel like this fits here as well. What do you think the adequate space for a single ferret could be? An entire bedroom? of lets shove 50 in there.

 

[Nick Gars]

It'd be cool if we could get someone into this thread who has experience taking care of ferrets &/or working at an animal rescue, that way we can get an expert opinion on Mald's ferret rescue that isn't either A-Logging or armchair expertise. Anyone here know anybody who could help?

I'ma be real.
The fact hes a FURRY, with his fursona being a fucking FERRET, and he runs a "ferret rescue" should be reason enough to have them taken from him. If you openly admit to being a furnigger, you should be legally barred from owning animals, period.

Sadly the legal system isn't up to snuff on the menace know as "furfags" quite yet.

A-logging, I know, but it really can't be said enough.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

It'd be cool if we could get someone into this thread who has experience taking care of ferrets &/or working at an animal rescue, that way we can get an expert opinion on Mald's ferret rescue that isn't either A-Logging or armchair expertise. Anyone here know anybody who could help?

I get the sentiment but just seeing how some of the ferrets died and the lack of experience by the "veterinary assistant" where there's no equipment present until a ferret dies by the lack of treatment, it doesn't take a genius to criticize their practices. Even when the pooner had COVID, they couldn't operate efficiently to take care of just a few, now multiply that to get 50.

 

[Beard_Chan]

Just the first 5 seconds...

 

[Retardo Da Lynchi]

Long time lurker, first time poster so excuse my retardation while I gather my bearings on the forums.
As we've watched the Maldy saga unfold, its funny to see that he's getting so fucking butt-hurt about some of his audio being used in parodies and whatever the fuck else.
A friend who talked to me recently, said they used to know him in Second Life and worked with him on some Undertale related community, to which I have seen no mention of so far in this thread or anywhere else online.
The interesting thing, is that said friend sent me audio clips of Maldy saying some pretty weird shit on Second Life, and that he has a group called "I hate Maldavius".
This is probably a nothingburger at most but the few people who's heard these lines got a good laugh out of them. So I entrust these to the farms to have a chuckle with, at most.
From what little I was sent, I was told that a lot of them had been focused on the subject of nipples.

I suppose we now know what he used to get up to on Second Life:

And hearing this one, ironic as it is, just proves that we don't think he'll ever finish his fucking game.

Friend said that they knew them around the time Mald was in the Undertale community and was working on/released Champions of Breakfast. And most likely the start of the development of Heartbound. (Around 2016) And the community was called Free Souls Haven.
Having doubts at first about if this is actually his voice, I dug around youtube and found an old video of the hive of autism he used to be a part of and proof that this was his voice back then in this video here:

Sorry I haven't learned how to archive yet, cut me some fucking slack for now while I wrap my head around this shit. The video hurts to watch from the sheer autism and cringe, but his voice is there.
Could also ask my friend more about the time they worked with Mald during the Undertale days, there was drama from what I heard but they're having a hard time remembering exactly what but it resulted in the split and death of the community.
Not surprising to hear that Mald fucks up every community he decides to touch with his ferret piss covered hands.

 

[Butter Waffle]

It’s poetic how the internet provides a vast amount of knowledge at your fingertips, yet people still fall for charlatans enough for them to be solidified in the space they occupy, all while creating a cult of personality.

It takes effort, time and a tolerance for frustration to learn something. It's much easier to watch somebody else do something you wanna do. Or in Mald's case, watch him talk about that thing, be it game development or cyber security. That takes no effort at all and gives you immediate gratification.
Listening to him describe how he became a hacker for the government sounds badass to someone that doesn't know anything about security (YouTube) (Archived). TL;DR he his team won cryptographic puzzles at DefCon and the US government asked him if he wanted a job hacking power plants. Lol, lmao even. And that's my point, it sounds like it could have happened and makes him sound legit if you don't ask any questions. This kind of content will always win over the 10-hour video or book explaining how sockets or SQL databases work.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Here's a list:

One more thing to mention. This is how Felix's wiki page 🄰 describes his death:

Sadly his age and illness caught up with him. He passed with his best friend Finn by his side.

For context, Felix is the ferret who cooked himself to death.

 

[potato sack]

thor is standing by his shit game thato nly gets updates when it gets review bombed or he gets involved in internet drama and is reminded of his failure

special appearance of the cult of piroach ferretpiss justifying no puytting anything on the stable branch of your early access game for a YEAR

EDIT: iforgot the FUCKING screenshot fropm thors ticket

Links:
mellow onlines post
https://x.com/MellowOnline1/status/1888324773597389117 (A)
thor first response
https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1888319569712042341 (A)
second response
https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1888323770424897536 (A)
mellow onlines apology
https://x.com/MellowOnline1/status/1888328026573730252 (A)

 

[Shuhalo]

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If he keeps unsuccessfully trying to get the tag removed, we might get another meltdown. Idk if he has the fortitude to put up with bureaucracy standing in the way of his ego.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Not a programmer, but seeing Maldy malding because he can't be bothered to add some minor stuff to his game so that he can get rid of the tag on his game's store page and choosing to argue with Steam's support instead is hilarious

 

[potato sack]

Not a programmer, but seeing Maldy malding because he can't be bothered to add some minor stuff to his game so that he can get rid of the tag on his game's store page and choosing to argue with Steam's support instead is hilarious

the tldr from someone who dables in software is that he spent at time of writting 13 months without putting out any update that goes on the main page as something stable

he keeps puytting out experimental beta code that might work and calls it an update

calling the beta of an early access game an update is something thatd get you lynched in a software company

and goes withotu saying that spending that long without putting out an update that mattered would get you fired

 

[SlyVMan]

thor is standing by his shit game thato nly gets updates when it gets review bombed or he gets involved in internet drama and is reminded of his failure

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special appearance of the cult of piroach ferretpiss justifying no puytting anything on the stable branch of your early access game for a YEAR

EDIT: iforgot the FUCKING screenshot fropm thors ticket
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Links:
mellow onlines post
https://x.com/MellowOnline1/status/1888324773597389117 (A)
thor first response
https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1888319569712042341 (A)
second response
https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1888323770424897536 (A)
mellow onlines apology
https://x.com/MellowOnline1/status/1888328026573730252 (A)

Bro was getting pissy over the game still getting negative reviews after the update on the 1st

 

[Pennypacker]

This pedantic bitch claiming he is updating the game is hilarious. He hasn't updated shit. Fucking around on a private beta branch is not the general understanding of an average player thinking a game is updated.
Good on Valve, expose these shitty indie early access cash grabs.