Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Lurker]

also people don't seem to understand that musk is theoretically rich. he's got no liquidity, it's all tied up in stocks for his overvalued companies. his wealth relies on subsidies from the US government as well as speculative stock value.

not that this is the musk thread, but I just wanted to point that out to those who think elon musk is actually rich.

 

[BlackDragoons]

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"Listen, folks, I know people. I’ve met a lot of people, a LOT. But let me tell you, nobody does it like Elon. He’s the best kisser, believe me. Nobody’s tongue is like his, it’s the absolute BEST, #1. Tremendous, truly. People say it, I hear it all the time – ‘Elon’s tongue, incredible!’ Everybody’s talking about it, and you know what? They’re right. The best. You can’t even compare, folks. It’s an incredible tongue. Nobody’s doing it like him, nobody."

 

[Poop Fartious]

Has this thing about one of Elon's DOGE teens been posted about yet? At least one was also involved in that 764 child porn and blackmail cult.

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It really feels like Elon hiring a guy associated with a literal child pornographer cult should be bigger news than it is

 

[mentally retarded user]

Thoughts?

 

[BlackDragoons]

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Thoughts?

I would say replace the T with an X...

But that would be to on the nose.

 

[Guntkvd]

Can't wait until Musk and Kennedy get to healthcare and education. Defund everything but da police, that one is good for some reason.

 

[blahblahblah678]

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[オプセック]

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Thoughts?

Stereoscopic minion is wrong, monoscopic minion has a point sans the "just".
Elon is spot on, made me kek.

Edit:
Considering he retweeted that meme of himself as the grim reaper slashing departments, he probably, low key likes this depiction too... chris chan would surely repost and like, sadly he's not that 'tarded - yet.
Maybe he can take pointers from Jordan Peterson on frying his brain more effectively - still greedy for more salt and drama from him and my cup runneth over with fed-tears already, so they start to bore me.

 

[Executive Petrel]

 

[Null]

we are literally minutes from GamerGate 2 and from Trump talking about ethics in video games journalism.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

elon's only saying that because game journos are accurate for once. he's terrible at video games and needs to pay chinese children to build out his characters. i'd love to see the shitshow game he would make but he's more likely to buy something already 90% of the way there and asset flip it into some doge x meme garbage

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

"Government financial accountability is garbage. (Unless I'm the one fixing the accounts)"

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Errol dindu nuffin. Elon just had bad vibes and was unpleasant to be around.

Have you stocked up on spiky shoulderpads yet? Protip: Get an autogyro like that one dude in The Road Warrior. Lord Humungous can’t rape you if he can’t catch you!

this reminds me I must ask again does elon do anything with his children besides carry one on his shoulders in public at all times like a human shield against another weegee

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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we are literally minutes from GamerGate 2 and from Trump talking about ethics in video games journalism.

Somehow this time it'll be even more autistic and retarded, too

 

[Fcret]

Somehow this time it'll be even more autistic and retarded, too

Nah, if he does push the issue, I feel like the journo outlets are gonna fold immediately. All of them are in the pockets of one tech billionaire or another nowadays and there's barely any money keeping them afloat. Very different from 2014.

It is pretty lame that the catalyst for burning down the remnants of Jason Schreier-style games journalism is going to be Hulk Hogan vs Gawker except 100x gayer but what can you do.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

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we are literally minutes from GamerGate 2 and from Trump talking about ethics in video games journalism.

I'll be in my bunk(er).

 

[Vampirdžija]

I don't think anybody cares about video game journalists and their opinions since the massive shilling didn't help Veilguard. Nobody reads articles or physical papers anymore.
I'm curious though why Elon doesn't even play video games in his free time when he's for some reason convinced faking gamer cred makes him look better.

 

[Oxyjen]

As seen on twitter

 

[Laughing Putin]

I'm curious though why Elon doesn't even play video games in his free time when he's for some reason convinced faking gamer cred makes him look better.

Elon still wants to be accepted by the cool kids... Someone needs to tell him he's 54 years old, the father of 11 (!) children and maybe it's time to start putting away childish things and start acting like a mature adult.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't think anybody cares about video game journalists and their opinions since the massive shilling didn't help Veilguard. Nobody reads articles or physical papers anymore.
I'm curious though why Elon doesn't even play video games in his free time when he's for some reason convinced faking gamer cred makes him look better.

Elon probably enjoyed games when he was younger and has been desperately trying to make himself be a loved figure in nerdy cultures. For some reason, he could've been normal and said he found video games fun since I genuinely think he at least likes them on some level (Path of Exile isn't even that popular of a game). However, Elon has a massive ego and bought his own hype as the real life Iron Man and wanted to insist he's the best gamer ever.