Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

AWWWE YEAAA

"WHAT UP YOUTOOB. TODAY WE GOT A DANK AS CUSTOM DELUXE FUCKIN BURGER WITH EVERYTHING ON IT, NO KETCHUP, EXTRA BACON, EXTRA CHEESE AND WE'RE GONNA SLOP IT IN FUCKIN MAYONAISSE, OHHHH SHIT! AND THEN WE- AND THEN WE'RE GONNA WASH IT DOWN WITH A DANK PEACH DRINK COMBO AND IT'S ALL GOIN STRAIGHT TO MY GUT AWWWWW YEAAAA!"

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Without getting into the shitstirring debacle of "do we or do we not tap the glass"(do not touch the venomous snake?) I just want to say that the same people who want to fuck with Cobes now didn't lift a finger when he was in very real danger during the last Jessica visit. We'll donate to Homeboy Walt's funeral when we get around to it, doodt.
Also, who the fuck gives Josh money? That's just enabling him to spend money on booze, energy drinks, cigarettes, and 60-dollar pizzas covered in every topping imaginable. I'd donate to BossManJack before I donated to Cobes.

 

[deadson]

give this guy his pink triangle

Give him several since he turned up in my dms to beg for a ban reversal.

 

[Big Nasty]

King Cobra:



Jason Genova:

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Jason Genova

Now that's a name I wasn't expecting to hear in 2025. I really miss enjoying the ment.

 

[AnOminous]

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I am REEEEEing at that even though it's a joke. Dissing Geezer Butler like that.

(This is one Ozzy definitely deserved a writing credit on because even though he didn't write the lyrics he basically invented the vocal styling while singing it for the first time and then they went with that for the album/single.)

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Cobros, I must bring to your attention that today marks the 1-year anniversary of the end of the dreaded 6-year dry spell.

It will be a long time before I forget the jubilation that I felt when I saw the title of that fateful livestream on my phone (Ended my Dry Spell TWU). The giddiness that was going through me was truly out of the ordinary for me.

Of course, the NAL saga turned out very nasty and we all still try to leave it behind us, but I think it might be time to revisit the honeymoon period as it truly was S-tier Cobra content. TMDWU.



"Yeah, the troles are going to try as hard as they can to fuck this up because they are so jealous they can't get laid. It's like dude, I don't spend all day harassing my YouTube troles, I just do my own thing. And look what it gets me; I'm YouTube famous and I got a chick on my lap. What the fuck are you doing with your life?"

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

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Is Clint a good dad? Should he buy josh a group trailer?

awwww! Thats so cute!

Also LOVE that 90s fireplace.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobes eating literal mold nowadays TWU tooobzzzzzz....

That graver containy isn't supposed to have fuzz on it, bud.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That graver containy isn't supposed to have fuzz on it, bud.

This is how boglim reproduce. Bog baby spores attach to gravy and baconup for sustenance until they reach the larval stage and feed off the coom carpet.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Cobros, I must bring to your attention that today marks the 1-year anniversary of the end of the dreaded 6-year dry spell.

It will be a long time before I forget the jubilation that I felt when I saw the title of that fateful livestream on my phone (Ended my Dry Spell TWU). The giddiness that was going through me was truly out of the ordinary for me.

Of course, the NAL saga turned out very nasty and we all still try to leave it behind us, but I think it might be time to revisit the honeymoon period as it truly was S-tier Cobra content. TMDWU.


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"Yeah, the troles are going to try as hard as they can to fuck this up because they are so jealous they can't get laid. It's like dude, I don't spend all day harassing my YouTube troles, I just do my own thing. And look what it gets me; I'm YouTube famous and I got a chick on my lap. What the fuck are you doing with your life?"

A lot of us were happy for him, thinking this was a positive move in his life and that it was gonna get better for him. We were proven wrong in less than 24 hours.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Yeah your a retard, my first post on this topic said " i know this forum is against brigading but" lets give some money to a veteran. If you dont want to give money to a veteran fine fuck off. I sated at the start of my post it was for people who already gave money to cobra. ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD

Hi, I'm going to power level here: I'm a veteran with a DD214 that would make your testicles finally descend. Quit using veterans as a shield for your inadequacy and retardation like you're fucking Cyraxx. No neghole pozzing is a rule for a reason, one of which is to minimize collateral damage. If your dick is so hard to donate, go save your allowance and sell plasma (if you're even old enough) and donate to him. You're not a good guy. You're going to get them fucked with. This is a den of snakes and you have no charm, you fuckin civ.

 

[deadson]

A lot of us were happy for him, thinking this was a positive move in his life and that it was gonna get better for him. We were proven wrong in less than 24 hours.

NAL def provided some spice into bogboy's life (and then some) but I think it's safe to say that she is the ghost pepper sauce on his Wendy's burger.

 

[ASeabear8952]

New Cobraism unlocked!

“Sharian Law”

Also I find it odd that’s he’s been doing the closed eyes thing like Cyrax lately.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

New Cobraism unlocked!

“Sharian Law”

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Also I find it odd that’s he’s been doing the closed eyes thing like Cyrax lately.

Looking like a bloated corpse of a dead GI in Vietnam.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Cobros, I must bring to your attention that today marks the 1-year anniversary of the end of the dreaded 6-year dry spell.

And what did it cost?
...Everything toobz.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Oh shit, that means that we're close to another birthday. We've been on a roll for the last five birthdays - rage stream in 2020, Alicia's faked suicide in 2021, the Olive Garden drunken fiasco in 2022, the donors getting phonebooked in 2023, and last year was The Jessica Visit.

 

[myhairisonfire]

Looking like a bloated corpse of a dead GI in Vietnam.

Whoever said he looks like GG Allin's dead body got it 100% right

Spoiler: This is a picture of a dead body at an open casket funeral

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cobros, I must bring to your attention that today marks the 1-year anniversary of the end of the dreaded 6-year dry spell.

It will be a long time before I forget the jubilation that I felt when I saw the title of that fateful livestream on my phone (Ended my Dry Spell TWU). The giddiness that was going through me was truly out of the ordinary for me.

Of course, the NAL saga turned out very nasty and we all still try to leave it behind us, but I think it might be time to revisit the honeymoon period as it truly was S-tier Cobra content. TMDWU.


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"Yeah, the troles are going to try as hard as they can to fuck this up because they are so jealous they can't get laid. It's like dude, I don't spend all day harassing my YouTube troles, I just do my own thing. And look what it gets me; I'm YouTube famous and I got a chick on my lap. What the fuck are you doing with your life?"

NAL is the reason I started paying attention to Cobes. For better or worse, she did give him a new audience.
For better, or worse, he's the reason people paid attention to her goiter-ass.

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

What a treat it is to get perspective on just how much weight he's gained. Some bodybuilders will complain that they can no longer fit into any of their clothes, I like the idea of Cobra having this same problem except instead he's become a gothic king fatass. Skygod help him if he needs to dress formally for something like a funeral, he's gonna go full nutty professor and erupt right out of his dockers.