Dramacow Gabe Navarro / Moleman9000 / MolemanNineThousand / ResonX - 13 bans on Wikia

[BT 075]

I can inform y'all that Gabe's unbanning on the Epic Rap Battle wiki was very short-lived. Bann has happen once again.

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log/block?page=User:ResonX

What exactly transpired, we may never know. Perhaps he went to chat again, making demands? Perhaps his very presence reminded everyone, including the admins, exactly why they hated him in the first place? I wouldn't know I certainly wasn't there. All I know is he's banned. They're tired of his spam and nobody on that wiki who isn't twelve years old or severely mentally challenged likes his work. Oh well he still has his own wiki!

 

[OtterParty]

Seriously, though, everything about this so far seems so incredibly ham-fisted. Should I call this "cargo-cult trope application"? Attempting to stick humour in without really understanding what makes it funny in the first place?

That's pretty much it - shoving a trope in because lampshading is a trope and good stories have tropes so if he lampshades his own atrocities nobody will hate them. Not a smidgen of understanding anywhere in the passage.

Consider that he was banned from TVTropes at the height of their spergery. He was banned at a point of time when tropes about anime monster prepubescent girl hermaphrodite tentacle rape were running rampant and every page had a "troper tales" section dedicated to spergs sperging about how their life is just like a TV show. He was banned when people still thought "Nakama" was a good thing. The site was an uncountable number of horrible things that flourished and coagulated into an oozing mass of e-slime, his special flavor of horrible was the one thing they simply couldn't stand. He's to a sperging troper what sperging tropers are to sane people.

And that's terrible. But endlessly amusing.

 

[Xarpho]

Being familiar with his many unusual and amusing home videos, and knowing that his parents constantly restricted his activities Connor's friends, who included local boy genius Peter Quartsing, three times–arrested delinquent and registered sex offender Mitchell Rolland, his slutty girlfriend Lizzie, and Connor's best friend, Aaron Gilbert, had offered to help him take advantage of the situation and get into the film festival while his parents were away. Connor, who hated his parents and never for a moment believed any of their bull$h!t, secretly reading from the Gospel in his private time, was well on board with the idea. However, pulling it off would not be all that easy, as Connor's parents had hired his half step–uncle twice removed Grady Sagat to babysit while they were away, who was a drug–dealing chain smoker and closet pedophile.

I find it interesting that Connor's friends include a registered sex offender and a "slutty girlfriend" (that's seen as a "good" thing) while the evil uncle is a closet pedophile (seen as a "bad" thing and takes on a different light given Mole's tastes)

 

[Springblossom]

I find it interesting that Connor's friends include a registered sex offender and a "slutty girlfriend" (that's seen as a "good" thing) while the evil uncle is a closet pedophile (seen as a "bad" thing and takes on a different light given Mole's tastes)

And then they all die horribly in the second chapter. I'm somehow not even kidding. Gabe-I MEAN CONNOR get sucked into an alternate dimension and Jimmy Neu-I MEAN PETER QUARTSING crashes his hovercraft and kills them all.

 

[Varis]

And then they all die horribly in the second chapter. I'm somehow not even kidding. Gabe-I MEAN CONNOR get sucked into an alternate dimension and Jimmy Neu-I MEAN PETER QUARTSING crashes his hovercraft and kills them all.

The first two chapters are written very tongue-in-cheek, making it look almost like a troll fic. I mean, there's a part where Connor throws up fecal matter AND semen.

 

[Colress]

i can't bring myself to read whatever this is. i'm sorry, i simply can't

 

[José Mourinho]

From his Google+ feed:

 

[c-no]

From his Google+ feed:

As a guy who believes that this universe was created by God, I find whatever Molay says against evolution to be ridiculous and I say that because I can assume he will sperg out in rage or something like that. If one were to ask me that believing in creation is stupid, I will admit it because really, I do find myself to be something of an idiot. Regardless, I shouldn't sperg unlike in the beginning of my teenage years.

 

[Stuff and Things]

From his Google+ feed:

Hey look, Moleman is still being stupid, good.
EDIT: Sorry, i fucked up the reply thing.

It's still really funny though, because scientist have never said that "everything evolved from bacteria" and also, the video never says anything about how life in earth started, it just says curious facts/theories about human evolution... this means that Moleman was just tardraging without even watching the video

You see? this is what happens when you want to stand out like a smartarse, you end up making yourself look like a fool.

 

[c-no]

Hey look, Moleman is still being stupid, good.
EDIT: Sorry, i fucked up the reply thing.

It's still really funny though, because scientist have never said that "everything evolved from bacteria" and also, the video never says anything about how life in earth started, it just says curious facts/theories about human evolution... this means that Moleman was just tardraging without even watching the video

You see? this is what happens when you want to stand out like a smartarse, you end up making yourself look like a fool.

So Molay did some sperg rage in the video? That means I can say this: Whatever Molay said is ridiculous, especially since he never watched the video.

 

[Stuff and Things]

So Molay did some sperg rage in the video? That means I can say this: Whatever Molay said is ridiculous, especially since he never watched the video.

I am pretty sure that he just saw the video's title and tumbnail, and that was enough to make him sperg on the video.

I also love how he starts with "evolution is most definetly a thing" like, he doesn't even knows the meaning of the word "Evolution". I am pretty sure he's one of those spergs that believe that "Evoution" and "Natural selection" are terms that mean just the same and that can be used interchangeably.

 

[c-no]

I am pretty sure that he just saw the video's title and tumbnail, and that was enough to make him sperg on the video.

I also love how he starts with "evolution is most definetly a thing" like, he doesn't even knows the meaning of the word "Evolution". I am pretty sure he's one of those spergs that believe that "Evoution" and "Natural selection" are terms that mean just the same and that can be used interchangeably.

As a creationist idiot, I like to take a stab at the meaning of Evolution: Evolution is the gradual process where something transitions into something else (example a fish mutates into an amphibian, in other words, there is a creature that is a link between fishes and amphibians). This gradual process works with natural selection in that these creatures are able to survive their environment, adapting to said environment which can preserve their species until something else evolves and beats them at natural selection.
tl;dr evolution is a creature evolving into something else which can help that creature adapt to the enviroment, ensuring its survival.

Am I right or am I wrong? I wouldn't be surprised if I am wrong.

 

[Stuff and Things]

As a creationist idiot, I like to take a stab at the meaning of Evolution: Evolution is the gradual process where something transitions into something else (example a fish mutates into an amphibian, in other words, there is a creature that is a link between fishes and amphibians). This gradual process works with natural selection in that these creatures are able to survive their environment, adapting to said environment which can preserve their species until something else evolves and beats them at natural selection.
tl;dr evolution is a creature evolving into something else which can help that creature adapt to the enviroment, ensuring its survival.

Am I right or am I wrong? I wouldn't be surprised if I am wrong.

Basically, yes.

Evolution just means change, when something changes, it's said that something evolved.
Natural Selection is when a creature adapts to it's enviroments in order to have better chances of surviving, the ones that can't or don't adapt themselves, keep dying until they are none of them left.
Natural Selection always includes Evolution, but Evolution not always includes Natural Selection.

 

[c-no]

Basically, yes.

Evolution just means change, when something changes, it's said that something evolved.
Natural Selection is when a creature adapts to it's enviroments in order to have better chances of surviving, the ones that can't or don't adapt themselves, keep dying until they are none of them left.
Natural Selection always includes Evolution, but Evolution not always includes Natural Selection.

Yay, I got it right. Does it mean I get a gold star. Getting back on a serious note, it does make one wonder just how much Moleman even knows about evolution, even if it's the most basic thing about it. Even then, it makes me wonder if he will sperg against people who believe in it and possibly people who don't believe in it but do respect those who do believe in it.

 

[José Mourinho]

Another update, as our hero Moley wants to get unbanned from the 2nd ERB wiki. A little fun fact: The user who banned him (Loygansono55) was also from the Disney Wiki, so I assume he also viewed some Molay drama too.

1. http://killerface45.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:2239
While our hero demands justice, a crazy mature user appears, who once even stopped Master's Voice for CYBERBULLYING him.

2. http://killerface45.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:2254
After that bullcrap above, he managed to discuss with the user who blocked him. Apparently again it's about creating a new account again.

3. http://killerface45.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:2261

It appears he still doesn't want to create a new account. If he's unbanned, place your bets guessing how long until he got banned everyone.

Anyway, I remembered posting about posting moar of his Villains Wiki, and here's a digest for now, his earliest days of editing the Villains Wiki:

Double post, but time to look at how Moley is banned the fourth time in the Villains Wiki. It's just basically him having a war of whether to have Mosso (a fanfiction villain) to have an article on the Villains Wiki.

So it all started with the drama, as mentioned before, whether to have an article about a fanfiction villain:

And there are some posts from him on other user pages, with SummerMonkey (the one who added the fanfiction villain) banned for a week:
http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Balthus_Dire?diff=prev&oldid=282011
http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Queen_Misery?diff=prev&oldid=282226

And ironically, he was banned for a week too after he posted this rational and humble message:
http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:SummerMonkey?diff=next&oldid=282020

 

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

The first two chapters are written very tongue-in-cheek, making it look almost like a troll fic. I mean, there's a part where Connor throws up fecal matter AND semen.

Its important to understand that Gaben's strand of autism gives him a love of TV Tropes, including the trope known as http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging . Gaben's does not understand literature and thinks by using tropes and lampshade hanging them, it will make his work funny. Remember, one of his favorite videogames is Borderlands 2 aka Memelands 2.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://web.archive.org/web/20120501210723/http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/NavaVerse

Lampshade Hanging: Connor Thorn is full of this.

Even his Nava-verse TV Tropes page mentions about the trope.

 

[Colress]

oh dear god what is this. gaben needs to stop, because sadly, this is a travesty. i made a fanseries based off of an obscure rhythm game, and even it's not this bad. then again, not much can be this bad.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Its important to understand that Gaben's strand of autism gives him a love of TV Tropes, including the trope known as http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging . Gaben's does not understand literature and thinks by using tropes and lampshade hanging them, it will make his work funny. Remember, one of his favorite videogames is Borderlands 2 aka Memelands 2.

This is one of the things that bother me the most about Moleman, that he always has to use TV fucking Tropes to describe or explain things, he uses them to describe people, characters, situations, everything, even RL stuff... what the fuck, i don't remember who said once, that you can literally feel the autism flowing on everything that Moleman says, does or writes...

 

[Enig]

Its important to understand that Gaben's strand of autism gives him a love of TV Tropes, including the trope known as http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging . Gaben's does not understand literature and thinks by using tropes and lampshade hanging them, it will make his work funny. Remember, one of his favorite videogames is Borderlands 2 aka Memelands 2.

Also, he doesn't even use Steam because he uses Macbooks his parents buy him. Yes, he is a console idort. For being from a rich family, you'd think he would build a monster rig, but no, he is so ingrained in stupidity he goes as far as to use Macs and Xbox 360s.