DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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GoGoNoJo said:
My reading of Phil (as someone who is admittedly only tangentially interested in him) is that he genuinely believes the shit he's spewing;
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Maybe some of the time. Most of the time like the stuff with money, his debt, his addiction(s), his parents dying, whether he has a cat or not, the bills he has to pay, all of that he absolutely knows that he's lying. He'll get a flat tire and then concoct this story where it was stolen and the police came and all of this, and then you look and there's no police report. And he'll lie to anyone, he lies to his fans just as easily as he lies to his friends. When he had friends at least, now he'll lie to PPP like it's nothing which is close enough.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
100% this. I can't remember the game off the top of my head, but a few years ago he pre-ordered the copy of some game, then when it was close to release, couldn't remember if he actually bought it or not, so he just pre-ordered a second copy. I think he ended up checking *after* buying the second copy for some reason, but it might have been a few days later. While it's possible he refunded one of them off stream, I genuinely believe he's too lazy for that.

I want to say both copies were also special editions, but I might be getting my lore confused with his more recent multi-purchases of Street Fighter
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Not to mention he always ends up pre-ordering the super special paypig digital editions for games now which sometimes let you play a game 3 days early but because of the Holy Schedule I don't remember a single time he actually made use of this perk, at best he always played those games a day earlier.
 
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San Dimas High School said:
Maybe some of the time. Most of the time like the stuff with money, his debt, his addiction(s), his parents dying, whether he has a cat or not, the bills he has to pay, all of that he absolutely knows that he's lying. He'll get a flat tire and then concoct this story where it was stolen and the police came and all of this, and then you look and there's no police report. And he'll lie to anyone, he lies to his fans just as easily as he lies to his friends. When he had friends at least, now he'll lie to PPP like it's nothing which is close enough.
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His lies are horrible. The whole “someone stole my groceries! I left them alone for 2 minutes and someone took them” shit
No one is going to steal a bag of groceries within 2 mins. There’s no value there. He said the state is full of chaos and that he was scared to out Hell, people called him over the lie and he just got pissed and wanted to know what time of day there were in Washington. You know, criminals will only rob you from 1-5pm. Ffs
He lies about his political beliefs. Earlier last year, he said he didn’t like both trump and Harris over him owing taxes. I’m not shitting you. I forgot what stream it was, but he said he not voting for either of them because of his back taxes.
He will lie about anything if he can get a quick buck from it.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
There's also key seller sites where it's possible to buy games for cheaper than on Steam. And I mean legit ones not P2P ones that can be a bit shady, basically the ones that appear on sites like isthereanydeal.
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Fun fact, he had to be convinced that one of those sites was legit, as he was about to pay full price for SF6 a year after it's release because it wasn't on sale on Steam.

Even funnier... he still buys things full price on Steam, forgetting that point

He's a moron
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Phil is doing another interview with another Kino bro, Steven Cambian. The show is about “controversial internet figures” lol
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I wish he would give up doing these "interviews". He's a boring interviewer, and he only brings people onto his Level 1 Crycast in hopes of trying(and failing)to pignotize them into being on his side when it comes to detractors and things that are objectively true about him.
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
I wish he would give up doing these "interviews". He's a boring interviewer, and he only brings peopl onto his Level 1 Crycast in hopes of trying(and failing)to pignotize them into being on his side when it comes to detractors and things that are objectively true about him.
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He knows Kino dents are his bread and butter and he wants to milk any “content” he can from these people. He doesn’t care about the interview; he cares about the potential for money
 
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He’s being lying so much lately with his retcons and whatnot made me think.

I think the “stolen tire” lie was the absolute best.

So many retards (including dentractors) never noticed the car was on the no-parking striped lines area. It was clear as fuck that fat Kat caused the tire to flatten because of her getting in the car. So it was clearly pulled into there to change the tire. You really think either of these tards can change a tire?

But Phil, being the vile faggot he is, decided to lie and create a story where thieves stole one tire and got the nicest cop and tow driver in existence.

An absolutely awful story where a day later he fudged details, but retards still didn’t figure it out.
 
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Imagine blowing over $2000 on Kick subs, superchats and tips, and still not getting that sweet modship back.
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Also, this:

 
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After less than 1.5 hours of gameplay, Monster Hunter Wilds is on the wagequit chahpping blawk! :stress:





Literally threatening to stop playing because people aren't throwing money at him. :story:

Note: he's using a ranged gun, which is arguably the most boring way to play the game from a content creation point of view. But luckily it's not his fault. He did nothing wrong. It's the audience that's at fault.

EDIT: Oh lord, he's really doubling down on this. Someone told him to go find and fight some specific monster, and not only he can't be fucked to go look for the monster himself, demanding the viewer tells him where the monster is, but he's also demanding 10 Kick subs ($50) for it.



Absolutely bat-shit insane.

EDIT: more begging, PLUS promising to *gasp* play the game until the end of the stream. Such a generous King!

 
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Comma said:
After less than 1.5 hours of gameplay, Monster Hunter Wilds is on the wagequit chahpping blawk! :stress:

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Literally threatening to stop playing because people aren't throwing money at him. :story:
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Called it! He rage quits everything anymore. Also, if this is a beta, he could get into deep shit over streaming it.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Remember: YOU wanted Monster Hunter. Phil's time is precious. Not making $150 a stream is not a meaningful use of his time.

And yes, fuckhead really said that.

Also, keep in mind that this cancerous pimple made over $700 LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO.
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Genuinely so cool that these retards actually give him the ridiculous amounts of money he begs for, easily my favorite abusive relationship to watch
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
His lies are horrible. The whole “someone stole my groceries! I left them alone for 2 minutes and someone took them” shit
No one is going to steal a bag of groceries within 2 mins. There’s no value there. He said the state is full of chaos and that he was scared to out Hell, people called him over the lie and he just got pissed and wanted to know what time of day there were in Washington. You know, criminals will only rob you from 1-5pm. Ffs
He lies about his political beliefs. Earlier last year, he said he didn’t like both trump and Harris over him owing taxes. I’m not shitting you. I forgot what stream it was, but he said he not voting for either of them because of his back taxes.
He will lie about anything if he can get a quick buck from it.
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Or the "My wife drove to work and someone stole a tire of the car! Here's a picture of her triple parking to prove it, since the mouth drooling trolls think I'm lying."

Khet probably hit a curb and got a flat, or one of the tires blew out from excessive weight. But that didn't stop Phil from trying to use it to get some sympathy.
 
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