The NFL Thread

[Mourning_Cloak]

Peace has been restored to professional brown pointy egg-shaped sportsball land.

Fuck Kansas City (I don't even watch football).

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Was just thinking. Penn now has 8 titles as a state. Does anyone best or match that?

California currently holds the record at nine, but the Steelers are tied with the Patriots for the team with the most wins.

 

[Local Fed]

Congrats to the Eagles, their fans and (mostly eastern) Penn bros!

Was just thinking. Penn now has 8 titles as a state. Does anyone best or match that?

California has them beat.

49ers (5)
Raiders (3)
Rams (1)

 

[AllieKat]

The big hug for his son, gotta love seeing a (arguably) white family on national tv.

Italians being White is still up for debate

 

[Meat Target]

He really did choke hard tonight. The pressure of trying to get the triple streak win got to him and eagle defense.

And he and Brittany just had a baby.

 

[Trombonista]

How many poles have already been greased?

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Mulatto Mahomes L

 

[Local Farmer]

I WAS DRUNK AND WAS IN THE WRONG THREAD

SUCK IT @Null TAY TAY LOST, SNEED LOST, PHILLY FOREVER

 

[Meth Dick]

I'm taking a massive fucking L because I went on a rant last night about how the NFL wouldn't let the Chiefs lose. I'm so glad I didn't put money on this game.
But either way, win or lose, Philly will burn as tradition demands.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

The Eagle (symbol of America) beat the Red Skins (symbol of red skins) and Chiefs (symbol of injun war chiefs).

Worst L since Wounded Knee

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

Patriots beat back filthy Natives in front of our new God-King

 

[invisibult plus+]

Ten years from now, it’ll be Souper Bowl 69.

 

[break these cuffs]

 

[evilsponge]

How many poles have already been greased?

Fights are already breaking out

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

“Say Chiefs…”

 

[FootballBuff]

I WAS DRUNK AND WAS IN THE WRONG THREAD

SUCK IT @Null TAY TAY LOST, SNEED LOST, PHILLY FOREVER

Sneed wasnt on the Chiefs, they traded him. Sneed never lost. Cope and sneed

 

[Local Fed]

And he and Brittany just had a baby.

Is the pressure there his white side trying to keep his black side from leaving?

 

[AllieKat]

The Eagle (symbol of America) beat the Red Skins (symbol of red skins) and Chiefs (symbol of injun war chiefs).

Biggest beating the red man has taken since the Trail of Tears

 

[my penis is on fire]

"GO BIRDS! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!"
"But Gigachad, I thought you didn't like sports!"
"BURN DOWN PHILADELPHIA! BURN DOWN PHILADELPHIA!"

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Looking forward to my morning coffee time videos of drunk, belligerent phiilys fans rioting and lighting shit on fire because they won. Not to be confused with the drunk, belligerent phiilys fans rioting and lighting shit on fire because they lost.