The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

The Eagle (symbol of America) beat the Red Skins (symbol of red skins) and Chiefs (symbol of injun war chiefs).

Worst L since Wounded Knee

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

Patriots beat back filthy Natives in front of our new God-King

 

[invisibult plus+]

Ten years from now, it’ll be Souper Bowl 69.

 

[break these cuffs]

 

[evilsponge]

How many poles have already been greased?

Fights are already breaking out

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

“Say Chiefs…”

 

[FootballBuff]

I WAS DRUNK AND WAS IN THE WRONG THREAD

SUCK IT @Null TAY TAY LOST, SNEED LOST, PHILLY FOREVER

Sneed wasnt on the Chiefs, they traded him. Sneed never lost. Cope and sneed

 

[Local Fed]

And he and Brittany just had a baby.

Is the pressure there his white side trying to keep his black side from leaving?

 

[AllieKat]

The Eagle (symbol of America) beat the Red Skins (symbol of red skins) and Chiefs (symbol of injun war chiefs).

Biggest beating the red man has taken since the Trail of Tears

 

[my penis is on fire]

"GO BIRDS! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!"
"But Gigachad, I thought you didn't like sports!"
"BURN DOWN PHILADELPHIA! BURN DOWN PHILADELPHIA!"

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Looking forward to my morning coffee time videos of drunk, belligerent phiilys fans rioting and lighting shit on fire because they won. Not to be confused with the drunk, belligerent phiilys fans rioting and lighting shit on fire because they lost.

 

[Quindarius]

Fights are already breaking out

Nola or philly?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I don’t know who sounded less intelligent Tom Brady or the nigger eagles qb

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

The fact that Jason Kelce retiring made them even better is *chef kiss*

Yup. It's honestly great.

I'm taking a massive fucking L because I went on a rant last night about how the NFL wouldn't let the Chiefs lose. I'm so glad I didn't put money on this game.
But either way, win or lose, Philly will burn as tradition demands.

I was so close to not winning my pool at work. If they didn't miss that first down I would've won. Ughhhhh.....Well I'm waiting for final stat totals and MVP pay outs. Otherwise I had a very profitable Super Bowl.

Now to dump it all in a meme coin....

 

[indomitable snowman]

I WAS DRUNK AND WAS IN THE WRONG THREAD

SUCK IT @Null TAY TAY LOST, SNEED LOST, PHILLY FOREVER

Sneed wasn't on the team this year. That's why they lost

 

[evilsponge]

Nola or philly?

Center City Philly

 

[draggs]

Biggest beating the red man has taken since the Trail of Tears

Manifest Destiny is so fucking back everywhere

 

[AllieKat]

How many poles have already been greased?

Not enough

 

[LolRaccoon]

Taylor Swift's team got BTFO'd, Taylor Swift got boo'd at the event, Trump watched it live at the game, and Kendrick called Drake a pedophile on live TV. This was the greatest super bowl ever!

 

[FootballBuff]

Damn Trerry Bradshaws hand is shaking like Muhammad Ali, is it past his bedtime or are all those concussions finally catching up with him?