The NFL Thread

[Hokuriku]

Here lies the Chiefs, they couldn't Sneed.

 

[Gravekeeper's Vassal]

The superbowl of riot footage is gonna happen, gonna be the greatest one since that one nigga OD'd on fentanyl.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[Retink Retunk]

He endorsed the losing team and its quarterback.

What a man, even when he loses he wins.

 

[Quindarius]

I could have got rich betting on this game like a total retard, but instead I just drank Yuenglings and posted on the Kiwi Farms. Such is life.

Same, I would have spite betted on Philly if I remembered online sports betting existed

 

[Saul Goodman Fan]

SATAN HAS BEEN DEFEATED
THANK YOU GOD
AND THANK YOU NICK SIRIANNI OF THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

 

[Markorian]

>shut down USAID
>the football team being propped up by its proximity to a left wing cult leader stops winning

 

[Clown College 2nd Year]

Taytay is KC's Yoko Ono.

Hope she packs her bags and goes the fuck back to....wherever. Fucking Swifties are an embarrassment to my fair hometown.

My fellow Missourian in Sneed, this is the only reason I wanted the Chief's to lose. We never have to see Taytay at a super bowl ever again and frankly I'm overjoyed at that prospect.

Also, when was the last time we had an ass whoopin' like this at a super bowl? Seem like it's been a little bit.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I love my state.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

They tried saying Mahomes was the next Brady LMAOOOOOOO

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Did you guys see the Palestinian guy get fucked by cops? He didn't even make it on tv

 

[Preacher ✝]

 

[Meat Target]

My fellow Missourian in Sneed, this is the only reason I wanted the Chief's to lose. We never have to see Taytay at a super bowl ever again and frankly I'm overjoyed at that prospect.

Also, when was the last time we had an ass whoopin' like this at a super bowl? Seem like it's been a little bit.

I was lowkey hoping that the Chiefs would lose before this, just so I wouldn't have to endure the torture of Super Bowl commercials.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

They tried saying Mahomes was the next Brady LMAOOOOOOO

Tom is probably smirking while wishing best of luck statements to Mahomes while wearing his rings.

Like he’s Michael Jordan.

 

[Major von der Westfront]

They tried saying Mahomes was the next Brady LMAOOOOOOO

Fucking LOL! Get fucked Mahomes! Nigga thought he was the next Brady and ended up losing it. I remember that shitty interview he did beforehand where he was full of himself

 

[invisibult plus+]

Did you guys see the Palestinian guy get fucked by cops? He didn't even make it on tv

Just did. The USPG* and the news are talking about it.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Chiefs sent back to the reservation.

 

[Sooty Soot]

amerimutt sports

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[MugolEx]

Have there been any riots yet. Please let there be riots. It would be a great change of pace to have an all American non political riot.