The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Gulls on Film]

I hope all of the Philadelphia lamp posts are safe tonight.

They are extra greased up tonight, but that won't stop them from trying to climb them like an obstacle from Legends of the Hidden Temple.

 

[08903248752]

I hope all of the Philadelphia lamp posts are safe tonight.

Don't worry, RFK ensured the lamp posts were greased with real American beef tallow.

 

[R00T]

How many poles have already been greased?

my friend told me the city was out greasing them all prior to the game this week. they're on edge from that Temple student who died.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Eagles fans chanting "Fuck Taylor Swift" in the streets now.
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Perhaps I have been too harsh towards you, Philly

 

[AllieKat]

FUCK YOU NIGGA, I WAS SO CLOSE TO FUCKING 3K!!!! Instead I got chump change. A decent profit considering how little I paid, but a profit nonetheless. And you know what? I still would've gotten 1k if Mahomes would've RUN IN THE GOD DAMN TD. FFS he's had a TD every single game this God damn season.

You get what you deserve for betting on a mutt QB to run it in. Only black QBs are guaranteed to do that, unless they are Josh Allen or Steve Young

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

MAHOMO lost in front of

President Donald Trump
Tom Brady
Taylor Swift
Lionel Messi
Gianni Infantino (President of FIFA)

And tears flow from a certain el cerdo en México. What a great game honestly.

 

[beautiful person]

Did you guys see the Palestinian guy get fucked by cops? He didn't even make it on tv

Someone posted a clip earlier in the thread. It's amazing how nobody would've noticed if they just watched the broadcast.

Eagles fans chanting "Fuck Taylor Swift" in the streets now.
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Careful bois, the Swifties are gonna get ya.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

From the iFunny thread.

 

[Tiggletown]

GO BIRDS

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

They tried saying Mahomes was the next Brady LMAOOOOOOO

Just like Brady (who was the heel character in the NFL storyline back then), Mahomes is gonna win another 2-3 Super Bowls. Watch, Chiefs will win in 2027 (Super Bowl 61), probably beating the Eagles again in a hyped "revenge" match. It's all about storylines, they can't have the hero winning too much after all.

I think they started rigging the NFL in 2001 after the 90s had shit like the Bills losing 4 Super Bowls in a row or Dan Marino getting utterly blown out in his last game. Who wants to watch disappointments like that? They had to make the "new" stars look ultra cool, and since baseball got the ratings boost by celebrating roiders hitting home runs, why not turn the NFL into sports entertainment?

 

[evilsponge]

You guys think that EDP445 and Brown MovieBob clone Cory Anotado are doing any shenanigans right now?

 

[Semen_Recycler]

THREE-PEAT DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUTH, MAHOMO
I'M GREASING MY POLE

 

[08903248752]

Taylor status: 100% icked

 

[Super Guido]

Eagles fans chanting "Fuck Taylor Swift" in the streets now.
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Finally, something I can agree with Eagles fans on.

 

[AllieKat]

Just like Brady (who was the heel character in the NFL storyline back then), Mahomes is gonna win another 2-3 Super Bowls. Watch, Chiefs will win in 2027 (Super Bowl 61), probably beating the Eagles again in a hyped "revenge" match. It's all about storylines, they can't have the hero winning too much after all.

I think they started rigging the NFL in 2001 after the 90s had shit like the Bills losing 4 Super Bowls in a row or Dan Marino getting utterly blown out in his last game. Who wants to watch disappointments like that? They had to make the "new" stars look ultra cool, and since baseball got the ratings boost by celebrating roiders hitting home runs, why not turn the NFL into sports entertainment?

Kelce will retire. The refs will understand they're nder a microscope and Kamala lost. The globohomo institution that is the Chiefs are dead.

 

[RichardMongler]

I bet EDP is going to be absolutely ecstatic.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

RIP the entire Philly metro area

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I think they started rigging the NFL in 2001 after the 90s had shit like the Bills losing 4 Super Bowls in a row or Dan Marino getting utterly blown out in his last game. Who wants to watch disappointments like that? They had to make the "new" stars look ultra cool, and since baseball got the ratings boost by celebrating roiders hitting home runs, why not turn the NFL into sports entertainment?

That didn't rig the Brady games. How do you rig Giants receivers catching a dive bomb on their fucking helmet?

 

[Nervou$Cracker]

EDP just can’t stop winning

 

[Gregis]

Fucking Swifties are an embarrassment to my fair hometown.

I think the biggest embarrassment to Kansas City was forgetting to put it in Kansas.