The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
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"She's not gonna say anything about me practising kissing with my brother in the song, r-r-r-right?"
 
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The worst part about the Chiefs losing is disappointment the Triple Bowl Spree isn't real. The best part is that Phillies fans burn down their own city again.
 
Lurker said:
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ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
FITE FITE FITE
FIIIIIIIITE IGGLES FIIIIIIIIIITE
SCORE A TOUCHDOWN ONE TWO THREE
ONE TWO THREE
HIT EM LOOOOOOW
HIT EM HIIIIIIIIGH
AND WATCH OUR IGGLES FLLLLYYYYYYY
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ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
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Dropping by to say this:

S! U! F! F! A! H! RALPHIE!

SUFFAH, @theralph!
 
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I'm so fucking happy!

The Eagles won, the Chiefs got annihilated, Taylor Swift is heartbroken, Samuel L. Jackson was Uncle Sam, Kendrick Lamar called Drake a pedo on national tv, and got the entire stadium to do it also, and the NFL actually pinned this comment! This is the best Super Bowl ever!
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Edit: The comment's gone now, but for a few brief glorious hours it was real, and the NFL had actually pinned it.
 
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All the smarmy white people on social media are pretending Kendrick's performance was amazing because they wanna be hip white people even though the show was boring, monotone dogshit.
 
AllieKat said:
Kelce will retire. The refs will understand they're nder a microscope and Kamala lost. The globohomo institution that is the Chiefs are dead.
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So? They'll pick up another guy who ends up being almost as good. Just like the Patriots did.
Party Hat Wurmple said:
That didn't rig the Brady games. How do you rig Giants receivers catching a dive bomb on their fucking helmet?
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It's rigged in a lot of ways. Like the refs, telling coaches to make dumb calls, etc. When the Giants won, that was part of the storyline. They WILL find a way to make the team they want to win and the player they want to succeed. You're out of your mind to think shit like Brady winning a Super Bowl despite being ancient, or making a 28 point comeback in the 4th quarter wasn't a bunch of fake shit some writer came up with.

And lest you think I'm too harsh on Brady and the Patriots, they would rig it for the Colts too because Archie Manning told the NFL to make Peyton a star, so he got to be the "face" character. You'd see him in the stands on his phone sometimes when they were reviewing a play, he'd always be on his phone, and the result would always favor the Colts (or Giants if he was there). Wonder who he was talking to, hmmm? And don't forget other obvious storylines like Jim Harbaugh vs John Harbaugh in Super Bowl 47 or when they started rigging it for the Saints after Hurricane Katrina. There's so many "coincidences" here.
 
I just know that Brady needs to be present at every important game with Mahomes. Dude just melts down around him. He is absolutely Mahomes kryptonite at this point lmao.
 
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