StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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After his tweet about taking the day off to nap he tweeted this cryptic message.
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Wait Styx has sponsors?
Here are his official sponsors. He mentioned a few weeks ago that he hasn't received any revenue for quite a while from one of his sponsors but he's not too worried about things like that. (I 90% think Wicked Needle Embroidery, but may have been Pumpkin or Websters)

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After his tweet about taking the day off to nap he tweeted this cryptic message.
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Here are his official sponsors. He mentioned a few weeks ago that he hasn't received any revenue for quite a while from one of his sponsors but he's not too worried about things like that. (I 90% think Wicked Needle Embroidery, but may have been Pumpkin or Websters)

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I’m pretty sure about wicked needle too. I think there was a super chat about them not shipping an order.
 
Styx is referring to the Super Bowl as the "Superb Owl" on Twitter.

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"hAHA I'm so controversial, I called this major cultural yearly event gay lol"

At least come up with better insults that haven't been used a thousand times before to criticize they yearly cultural event. I hate football, but I still show up at my in-laws house for the party so I can be bewildered with them at why there's a nigger mumbling to himself on stage during the half time show.
 
Styx is referring to the Super Bowl as the "Superb Owl" on Twitter.

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This proves Styx is a faggot and is suppressing his gay nature. He also mentions Pete Buttigieg Pete ButtFelch as a better left wing candidate all the time. His constant obsession with Pete ButtFelch is quite disturbing. I can watch football and not think of how the men touch themselves or others. In fact, I rarely see anything remotely faggoty and most of these NFL men are fathers, its one of the least faggot sports out there. I stopped watching Styx at this point, and the algos stopped recommending him thank goodness. His tricorn and stole-ass faggot hazbin/helluva fag artwork is just too much.
 
Nigga or nigger?

Let's review the case for the hard "r." Impregnates woman and leaves her - 1 point, extra credit for crossing an ocean to do so - .5 points. Can't budget, save or invest - 1 point. Extremely low impulse control - 1 point. Not shy to smack a bitch up - 1 point. Can't stand on his own business, runs with a gang (of supernatural beings from his own imagination, but still) -1 point.

Let's review the case to not use the hard "r." Disrespectful to mother - (-1 point). Shows chest rather than sags pants - (-1 point). Poor drip (-1 point). Can't stand on his own business (-1 point).

Best I can tell, the case for the hard "r" is only made because of the extra credit he got for crossing an ocean to dodge daddy duties. The case seems to have mixed results, forcing me to give him a soft "a" distinction.


Upon review, the score was revised to a 5.5 to 3, giving him hard "r" distinction.
5.5/8.5 = .647 = 64.7% nigger. It's a D, but it passes.
 
It's funny he calls the Super Bowl the "Superb Owl" considering his imaginary owl demon boyfriend
Are you dumb?
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You just know Styx got his head pushed through a locker doors, down the toilet and footballs shoved up his arse by jocks in Highschool lmao
I don't even like football and I want to shove his head in a toilet full of holy water and flush till the demons come out.
 
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You just know Styx got his head pushed through a locker doors, down the toilet and footballs shoved up his arse by jocks in Highschool lmao
The one contrarian in a crowd who has to loudly proclaim his contempt and disdain for a popular activity, is never welcome. No more welcome than the boomer who has to let young people know in a loud, condescending voice, that anime watching and video game playing is a waste of time.
 
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