Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Creepypasta Mario]

This is what he looks like

I'm still going to draw him like a Pooner Gollum. I refuse to draw someone that retardedly boring looking.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

This is what he looks like

That is some heavy br*tish physiognomy.

 

[Stickplant]

I really want to confirm his legal "qualifications. or if he ever even worked in the industry.

I would love to know more about that, too.

Where I come from all the titles are protected and any lawyer has to actually study law at university and go through state exams. And only after that you can go on to become an attorny, prosecutor, judge etc.
No way you get to call yourself any of that without uni and exam. Might be different in other countries like the UK.

No idea if Khronos is bullshitting Maldy or if they are both in on it, but if he worked at an attornys office stacking paper and making coffee, there should be consequences for illegal use of titles.

 

[The Wokest]

Something that I forgot to post a few days ago, I was getting my bossman fix on twitch and I noticed ferretfag streaming on the sidebar, I would've never clicked but I noticed the game Monster Hunter Wilds
He was playing the beta and this is a game I'm deeply familiar with plus I was playing the beta too, Here's the deal when I tuned in he was pretending to make his "choice of weapon" and then he says:
>I think I'm gonna try the gunlance
As his first choice!

This is funny because he most likely saw this:


And picked the the weapon that would make him look like a god gamer, I wish I could've had the stomach to watch the stream for more than 160 seconds because I know he got destroyed regardless, still it's funny that this nigger keeps going out of his way to read guides and tips for games just to pretend he's good, it's similar to the figuring out the map with the pixels thing right?

Spoiler

Right before posting this tried to find clips and there's only two, seems like he did multiplayer and didn't even know how to play
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/ExpensiveProtectiveTroutDatBoi-ELSYNYzT8YWO181G

 

[Creepypasta Mario]

Something that I forgot to post a few days ago, I was getting my bossman fix on twitch and I noticed ferretfag streaming on the sidebar, I would've never clicked but I noticed the game Monster Hunter Wilds
He was playing the beta and this is a game I'm deeply familiar with plus I was playing the beta too, Here's the deal when I tuned in he was pretending to make his "choice of weapon" and then he says:
>I think I'm gonna try the gunlance
As his first choice!

This is funny because he most likely saw this:
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And picked the the weapon that would make him look like a god gamer, I wish I could've had the stomach to watch the stream for more than 160 seconds because I know he got destroyed regardless, still it's funny that this nigger keeps going out of his way to read guides and tips for games just to pretend he's good, it's similar to the figuring out the map with the pixels thing right?

Spoiler

Right before posting this tried to find clips and there's only two, seems like he did multiplayer and didn't even know how to play
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/ExpensiveProtectiveTroutDatBoi-ELSYNYzT8YWO181G

What a ween.
I personally like Charge Blade and Insect Glaive

 

[potato sack]

sword and shield is where its at, its always where its at

and yeah he got his ass kicked. its the stream i watched where i made the statement a few pages ago where hes playing cautious to try and avoid drama

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who let this potato outta my sack

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Something that I forgot to post a few days ago, I was getting my bossman fix on twitch and I noticed ferretfag streaming on the sidebar, I would've never clicked but I noticed the game Monster Hunter Wilds
He was playing the beta and this is a game I'm deeply familiar with plus I was playing the beta too, Here's the deal when I tuned in he was pretending to make his "choice of weapon" and then he says:
>I think I'm gonna try the gunlance
As his first choice!

This is funny because he most likely saw this:
View attachment 6966804

And picked the the weapon that would make him look like a god gamer, I wish I could've had the stomach to watch the stream for more than 160 seconds because I know he got destroyed regardless, still it's funny that this nigger keeps going out of his way to read guides and tips for games just to pretend he's good, it's similar to the figuring out the map with the pixels thing right?

Spoiler

Right before posting this tried to find clips and there's only two, seems like he did multiplayer and didn't even know how to play
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/ExpensiveProtectiveTroutDatBoi-ELSYNYzT8YWO181G

Unless the weapons are explicitly shit who in the fuck cares about a Monster Hunter tierlist of all things? Is it just algo farming? Just use whatever the fuck you enjoy. Its a coop game where nobody will notice how shit you are unless you cart

 

[ChromaQuack]

Something that I forgot to post a few days ago, I was getting my bossman fix on twitch and I noticed ferretfag streaming on the sidebar, I would've never clicked but I noticed the game Monster Hunter Wilds
He was playing the beta and this is a game I'm deeply familiar with plus I was playing the beta too, Here's the deal when I tuned in he was pretending to make his "choice of weapon" and then he says:
>I think I'm gonna try the gunlance
As his first choice!

This is funny because he most likely saw this:
View attachment 6966804

And picked the the weapon that would make him look like a god gamer, I wish I could've had the stomach to watch the stream for more than 160 seconds because I know he got destroyed regardless, still it's funny that this nigger keeps going out of his way to read guides and tips for games just to pretend he's good, it's similar to the figuring out the map with the pixels thing right?

Spoiler

Right before posting this tried to find clips and there's only two, seems like he did multiplayer and didn't even know how to play
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/ExpensiveProtectiveTroutDatBoi-ELSYNYzT8YWO181G

>Infinite IQ hacker
>Doesn't use Charge blade
Lol, lmao.

It's going to be funny when he talks about how he's the God of butter hunter and then expansion monsters come out, as if it isn't tradition that the base game is always piss easy.
It's good to know that even in these games he has to be a tier list following sheep, it is one of the worst kept secrets that those lists are either horseshit or made by hyperautistic speedrunners that are so divorced from normal gameplay they do not apply to 99.9% of the playerbase. Say it after me Mald : "Baaaa I am a sheeproach and can't figure out anything on my own"

 

[The Wokest]

Unless the weapons are explicitly shit who in the fuck cares about a Monster Hunter tierlist of all things?

Just people testing DPS output of each weapon for the new game, Gunlance seems over tuned and benefited a lot from the new move set too.
Other weapons got nerfed too.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Honestly if you're not running Dual Daggers, are you even playing Monster Hunter?

 

[hand holding faggot]

It's going to be funny when he talks about how he's the God of butter hunter and then expansion monsters come out, as if it isn't tradition that the base game is always piss easy.

Is there any footage of him fighting alatreon in world?

 

[200MB]

Anyone find out who this nigger khronos is? I really want to confirm his legal "qualifications. or if he ever even worked in the industry. No way he would quit that job to be a janny for ferret hitler

This is what he looks like
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His birthdate: March 20, 1990

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He lived near/around Portsmouth South

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He created a kissing booth in lordofthecraft.net

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/profile/15482-khronosvii/content/?entireSection=1

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He played a lot of skysaga based on his reddit, i can find him in 1 video from 10 years ago but the guy who made the video is dead

https://www.instagram.com/vinvapesuk/

I extracted this barcode from 2 images he posted on bluesky from an amazon package but i'm unable to extract the barcode from it. Does amazon have order info on the barcode itself? maybe someone here can figure it out

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Has anyone looked into this fag and can share more info on where i can look?

Sheldon Cooper, Charlie Kirk lookin ass.


"Nice dox kid." ~ Pretend British Lawyer

 

[fukkit]

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He's going to be interviewed, whatever that means. The time block puts it in your own timezone, but roughly 8 hours from my post now is when he'll be doing the "rad announcement".

Looks like it is just a sponsored stream showcasing a furry styled game from that hes publishing

Edit: Oh nice its just a clone of Monster Sanctuary

 

[Hellion]

Weird if Khronos is actually living in Fratton, it's a pretty grotty place to live. Not what you'd expect for a "lawyer".

Though I have to say he does have the look of someone who went to a posh school, which makes it stranger.

Did we have a full name for him?

 

[Bored boring Co]

Just catching up.... On the GitHub bs.....

So lets say he has 3 GitHub repositories ....somewhere, all seemingly with different levels of security.
And he has code for individual projects spread across all three "for security"

How is this shit split up?

Is he saying the executable is on one repo while while the libraries and shit are on others? (which ok I guess, the hacker wont get ALL of your shizz)
Or
(and I think this is what he is insinuating because he thinks he is hackerman)
The the uncompiled code is physically split into thirds and stored separately on different git hub instances?

If it is the latter does he not understand that if one of those repos is exposed he still loses a third of his uncompiled code?
You don't need the whole thing to figure out how it works, or where there may be security issues

Why would the repos have different levels of security? Just air gap three GitHub instances with the same level of security? OR JUST AIRGAP ONE!

He literally is the +1 infinity kid...….


Oh and after writing all that version control must be fun....

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

While looking through some old Mald streams in search of forbidden h4x0r knowledge, I've come across this little gem where Mald shares the secrets of time MANA-GEM-ent (because he's so amazing at it):

Animus is 98% completed by the way.

The last 2% is a real bitch, huh. I wonder if Mald can make it by 2026, or is he going to be "building The Machine" for the third time.

And here's Mald attempting to describe, in his own words (very poorly), what a VC(S) is, as well as the way he (allegedly) keeps his backups (while seemingly conflating version control with backups, among other things):

Not going to lie, listening to this I'm beginning to wonder if I now have a Mald-induced brain damage.

The importance of keeping backups doesn't doesn't apply to "important things opened in Notepad++", though:

Now I don't think the guy asking the question actually writes code using Notepad++ (at least I hope he doesn't) so it's whatever, but Mald *does* .
Also I'm not quite sure why anyone would ask Mald about pathfinding or AI, since ShartBound doesn't have (or need) either of those things. But Mald is *very smart* though, and "just write whatever [he's] building, frankly".

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

Is this what they call the "Millennial Smirk"? Why is he looking smug yet like a complete caveman sperg, I guess if you look like that you'll just hit it off with ferret fucker immediately.

So that's why his face pisses me the fuck off so much!

 

[hand holding faggot]

Just catching up.... On the GitHub bs.....

So lets say he has 3 GitHub repositories ....somewhere, all seemingly with different levels of security.
And he has code for individual projects spread across all three "for security"

How is this shit split up?

Is he saying the executable is on one repo while while the libraries and shit are on others? (which ok I guess, the hacker wont get ALL of your shizz)
Or
(and I think this is what he is insinuating because he thinks he is hackerman)
The the uncompiled code is physically split into thirds and stored separately on different git hub instances?

If it is the latter does he not understand that if one of those repos is exposed he still loses a third of his uncompiled code?
You don't need the whole thing to figure out how it works, or where there may be security issues

Why would the repos have different levels of security? Just air gap three GitHub instances with the same level of security? OR JUST AIRGAP ONE!

He literally is the kid the +1 infinity kid...….


Oh and after writing all that version control must be fun....

At this point it seems like he's baiting people into trying to hack him only to find 10TB of gay ferret furry porn and nothing else

 

[ChromaQuack]

Just people testing DPS output of each weapon for the new game, Gunlance seems over tuned and benefited a lot from the new move set too.
Other weapons got nerfed too.

Funlance always "seems" overtuned until the damage dropoff from blast damage not scaling hits. Something crapcom tends not to touch because who gives a shit about babymode normal ranks.

So that's why his face pisses me the fuck off so much!
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This dude looks like a sentient toe. He's the most british man to ever british.

At this point it seems like he's baiting people into trying to hack him only to find 10TB gay ferret furry porn and nothing else

Don't be fooled, the actual code is hidden inside the 10 TB of gay ferret furry porn.

Stretches, that's what we in the industry call redundant security, not that you would know it without having 20 years of experience.
(Please @Null the thread needs a mald equivalent of )