Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

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New reddit comic. It's just the moose riding comic from this earlier post but with added orange man silly faces:
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It's another repost. It seems very irrelevant. Ellen, the feminist stuff turns men off. Your simps want a bimbo.
Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1cfzjwa/sfc/

Archive: https://archive.is/Hnjdu

Ellen, it's pretty shitty to phonebook your kids and use their medical info in your comics.

Can you explain whatever the fuck this is?

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Edit: Ellen is stuck in the 2010s, look at her inspiration:

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[Señora Airi]

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....So we just gonna ignore how some women get when they see a "himbo" character? Also the Pornographer getting upset at women being sexualized lol.

I don't want to seem like I'm promoting Ellen's porn, but she should really stop sexualizing teenagers, considering her kid is one.
It's like she's a creepy man in a woman's body. It's because of people like you that schools are changing their uniforms to remove skirts.
The internet will be perverted about everything, but that doesn't mean you should be too.

Older women can be some of the worst perverts (not to pl too much but used to work in a hospital with a lot of older patients). It sucks how much it can be accepted or even encouraged (ie the "where was this teacher when I was in school" comments whenever a teacher gets busted for being a pedophile).

 

[Executive Petrel]

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Omg so fucking true
Female characters written by males suck. Period.

The bitch who takes photos in skimpy lingerie and draws herself getting gangbanged has strong opinions about men making fapbait characters.

Really makes you think.

She's a liberated opinonated woman who decides for herself.

 

[spider_expert]

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Wish she posted more cat comics or whatever. She has an alright panel every now and then. Her """political satire"""/ CORRECT-OPINION comics, however, are absolutely repulsive.

Is she posting her sfw comics (depicting her kids etc) on the same platform/ id she uses to post pornography/ nsfw comics? Gross lol

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Omg so fucking true
Female characters written by males suck. Period.


She's a liberated opinonated woman who decides for herself.

I don’t think there’s a dumb or autistic rating big enough for you, dude. You gotta stop simping for Ellen. She’s not gonna fuck you. And even if she would, you’re forgetting the old adage of “Don’t stick your dick in crazy”.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Is she posting her sfw comics (depicting her kids etc) on the same platform/ id she uses to post pornography/ nsfw comics?

She posts the NSFW comics on her patreon I believe. They aren’t posted to Reddit or threads or whatever. But she advertises her cosplays on Reddit. It’s all under the same name “PizzaCakeComics”

 

[WXY]

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honestly ellen seems like she's stepped through a portal into the modern day or something. maybe this kind of thing would have been agreeable in the 2000's, but nowadays who cares? everything she makes is so terminally unfunny and out of touch, it feels like she can't catch up to modern humor or sensibilities.

 

[Metamorpho]

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New reddit comic. It's just the moose riding comic from this earlier post but with added orange man silly faces:
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"Idiotic statement"

Oh wow so many triggered people

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

honestly ellen seems like she's stepped through a portal into the modern day or something. maybe this kind of thing would have been agreeable in the 2000's, but nowadays who cares? everything she makes is so terminally unfunny and out of touch, it feels like she can't catch up to modern humor or sensibilities.

Agreed.
Sperg: Maybe once she got married (is she? I can't tell) she stopped browsing internet memes and/or gaming. That character I posted is from GTAV. A lot of her humor is from the early 10s, in my opinion.

I wonder if she's played it, or seen her husband play it. It would also explain her weird view of America.

Edit: I'd bet money her husband played this game while Ellen did the housework/baby rearing. It's clearly imprinted on her in a negative way.

Why else would she be seeing coomerbait characters?

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Ellen is a good cow. I love shitty milquetoast political takes, mediocre art, and embarrassing porn. She's not evil but she sucks just enough to be interesting. Thanks for posting updates so I don't have to go on Reddit or Xitter!

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Ellen draws dicks like she’s never seen one in person and is completely going by the little diagram that comes in a box of condoms

 

[Señora Airi]

She's a liberated opinonated woman

Nigger everyone has opinons and she lives in a secular western country.

 

[Marche]

New Threads comic about making sexualized cartoon women:
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New reddit comic. It's just the moose riding comic from this earlier post but with added orange man silly faces:
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[CharlesBarkley]

When we annex Canada, I’m making Ellen my war trophy and going to make her wear a MAGA hat 24/7 while I cuck her in the daily with fat chicks I pick up from Applebees.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

fat chicks sorority girls I pick up from Applebees sketchy bars

Gotta live up to your namesake, Chuck

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Canadians are always so behind on American culture that it's embarrassing. She's just now getting to 2013 online millennial politics as a 45 year old. She doesn't even portray herself as a real human. She's like Cathy if Cathy got knocked up in her late 30s with retarded kids and discovered social media to overcome her negative self-worth.

You hit the nail right on the head with that one. Ellen's comics have a huge early 2010's pop-feminism vibe to them and if they didn't reference current events most people couldn't tell if they were made yesterday or 10 years ago. Almost like North Korean propaganda.

 

[AnOminous]

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Dobson: desperately white knights.
Also Dobson: has never seen a vagina in his life.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

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New reddit comic. It's just the moose riding comic from this earlier post but with added orange man silly faces:
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Hey is that the Ctrl+alt+del guy

 

[Deine Mutter]

Someone made a bot that records the upvotes and downvotes from the moment they're posted.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzacakeSnark/comments/1imfkua/unveiling_the_pizza_tracker_3000_always_waiting/

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

WHY is she CAPITALIZING like TRUMP?
More news at 11!

Spoiler: Same old