Canada is a failed state

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If we go full accelerationist and vote for Trudeau again, Trump will have no choice but to annex us because having a failed state sharing the longest undefended border in the world with you is a bad thing.
Canada will spend billions funding American media. Trump will have no choice but to annex us.
 
Just you wait, Amerimutt. As we speak, we're trying to repair the 82 ancient Leopard 2 tanks (which have been falling apart since 2007) that represent the unending strength of out glorious military, and once you see these shitheaps finally start up and run for more than 30 minutes at a time without breaking down, you'll realize y(our) country is on borrowed time! We're not going down in a humiliating fashion without an embarrassing fight!
Didn't all the tanks end up in Ukraine already?

If we go full accelerationist and vote for Trudeau again, Trump will have no choice but to annex us because having a failed state sharing the longest undefended border in the world with you is a bad thing.
Not the worst idea, I still got enough Trudeau memes for a few more years. Replacing him with some next asshole would require all new memes.
 
Not the worst idea, I still got enough Trudeau memes for a few more years. Replacing him with some next asshole would require all new memes.

Carnage Carney has 10+ years of Britcuck memes from the time he financially ruined Britanistan. They are a bit dry and subtle and the stiff upper lip timid discourse certainly worked out well for the UK.
 
Carnage Carney has 10+ years of Britcuck memes from the time he financially ruined Britanistan. They are a bit dry and subtle and the stiff upper lip timid discourse certainly worked out well for the UK.
Have you guys considered just hanging him? He looks like a racist caricature of an Englishman, I don't think the Indians and Muslims that mostly make up the urban centers of Canada would mind seeing their ancestral oppressor swing from a lamp post.
 
Have you guys considered just hanging him? He looks like a racist caricature of an Englishman, I don't think the Indians and Muslims that mostly make up the urban centers of Canada would mind seeing their ancestral oppressor swing from a lamp post.

That's the most alarming thing about him is he looks like some sort of Viceroy of The East India Trading company and textbook nobleman Pajeet ruler.

Him and the liberal party and WEF have set up basically a white country for them to all come ruin by living in so Indians and Muslims love him.
 
"Our students"

No you fucking paki they're India's sewage being pumped raw into our country until every body of water looks like the Ganges. You and your paki family can join them on the first flight back to India. I'm so sick of these subhuman wastes coming here and ruining EVERYTHING they touch. Not once has an Indian improved Canada, they've only ever taken from us.
 
If we go full accelerationist and vote for Trudeau again, Trump will have no choice but to annex us because having a failed state sharing the longest undefended border in the world with you is a bad thing.
Trudeau has fucked up Canada more than any other prime minister, but I really don't want my beautiful country annexed by a oligarch run state. If it means a oligarch sociopath owns access to all my wealth and wants to control it would mean I would have to escape to rural Japan to live in their abandoned houses or escape to Greece where one of my relatives live.
 
Trudeau has fucked up Canada more than any other prime minister, but I really don't want my beautiful country annexed by a oligarch run state. If it means a oligarch sociopath owns access to all my wealth and wants to control it
You..
you literally just described Canada
Every industry is an oligarchy with only a few major players that control everything.
 
How do all these pajeets afford sports cars and massive bug homes

I understand there is 30+ to a 3 BR, but buddy how're you paying off a Beemer or Audi?
Well the idea of being housepoor is a fundamentally retarded one that boomers promote so their kids can have smaller homes, most people can afford nicer homes than they have. The cars are just debt and buying cheap ones, or cases of people spending below their means on their house to spend way above their means on stupid stuff.
 
I noticed Canada has major issues with Oligarchy as well. There is not much of a chance to escape tyranny while in Canada as well.
The odds are better under America. Best case scenario is the attempt causes a political reckoning where Canadian politicians are forced to do their fucking jobs because the people can vote to join America.
 
The odds are better under America. Best case scenario is the attempt causes a political reckoning where Canadian politicians are forced to do their fucking jobs because the people can vote to join America.
Interesting point indeed. If Canada wants to protect itself, their politicians need to stop sitting on their asses all day. Or else Canadians may find it better under Trump.

Sounds like he prefers to have an oligarchy he can't vote against.
I honestly hate the oligarchs within our borders. I don't want any oligarchy whatsoever. It's why I find Eastern Europe a despotic shithole. Oligarchs haven't earned their wealth status. It's all stolen from us.
 
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