Canada is a failed state

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Interesting point indeed. If Canada wants to protect itself, their politicians need to stop sitting on their asses all day. Or else Canadians may find it better under Trump.

It's hilarious how they are claiming this is a national crisis but they refuse to call back Parliament to pass any laws / measures that Trump wants.

It's also hilarious how they are trying to spin it as people happily buying Canadian when they actually are just removing America products (like at the LCBO)

How long till some Canadian remakes this iconic photo?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

It's also hilarious how they are trying to spin it as people happily buying Canadian when they actually are just removing America products (like at the LCBO)

I also had serious doubts the boycott America movement was gonna last pretty long. They'll realize how much they miss McDonalds and Coca Cola.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Tears and rage on Reddit are washing away the pains of my real estate losses.

 

[IDontLikeLiberals]

Sums the current state of the country perfectly.

 

[King Metalia]

I also had serious doubts the boycott America movement was gonna last pretty long. They'll realize how much they miss McDonalds and Coca Cola.

I'm Canadian and I personally prefer American products over that of my own country. I was going to mention culture as well, but let's be honest Canada stole it's culture from America but made it crappy.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I'm Canadian and I personally prefer American products over that of my own country. I was going to mention culture as well, but let's be honest Canada stole it's culture from America but made it crappy.

I visited America recently and one thing I noticed is that there are way more billboards promoting scummy lawyers and scams.

Maybe they really should take all our Jeets as the Jeets would feel right at home with the Jewish tricks and schemes.

 

[Tetra]

I'm Canadian and I personally prefer American products over that of my own country. I was going to mention culture as well, but let's be honest Canada stole it's culture from America but made it crappy.

What about that time Canada decided to out-degenerate Hollywood

that was a pretty big Canadian W

 

[Ser Prize]

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What about that time Canada decided to out-degenerate Hollywood

that was a pretty big Canadian W

Jesus Christ what the fuck.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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What about that time Canada decided to out-degenerate Hollywood

that was a pretty big Canadian W

this looks like ren and stimpy on meth

 

[Agent Sandoval]

How do all these pajeets afford sports cars and massive bug homes

I understand there is 30+ to a 3 BR, but buddy how're you paying off a Beemer or Audi?

It's 30+ to a car as well. A group will get together, buy a luxury vehicle and run that bitch 24/7 as an Uber.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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What about that time Canada decided to out-degenerate Hollywood

that was a pretty big Canadian W

i'm a lurking tourist to this thread but this makes me post again,

there is no fucking way this was shown to kids on public television.

 

[WanderingWalker]

I'm just so fucking tired of this shit bros. Our dollar's crashing, healtcare's going to shit, and practically all of our political choices are jeet-cucked faggots happily kowtowing to their even richer masters to further sodomize the common people at every turn, is it so hard to ask for one option that vocally entertains the idea of (not just illegals) deportation instead of just poo-pooing the current level being 'too high'

Also I know it's a longshot, and tbf I'd much prefer to continue remaining as decently friendly neighbours (just after implementing a less cucked guberment on our side first) who like to vacation on each other's side of the border, but if America does annex any amount of Canada, can you please take Hamilton too? I know we're a shithole but at least we still have a decent focus on our steel industry going on so there'd probably be some beneficial utility to taking us in? We also might be seeing record street shitter deaths with the predicted upcoming massive snowfall to rival the last two winters, so it'd probably be the best time for it
Also it would be a really funny response to Drug Ford's retarded 'energy threats', imagine the contract-cuck's seethe

 

[Betonhaus]

Maybe if Trump annexes Canada he can basically force the Canadian parties to disband and have us recruit fresh politicians to be Republican or Democrat, or otherwise force the Laurentian elite out of power

 

[MS-09 DOM]

I want the new citizenship/PR test too include having a breakfast consisting of a double-double and 3 Canadian classic reds.

Afterwards, they have too sing a tragically hip song (non karaoke) and jersey the government worker

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I want the new citizenship/PR test too include having a breakfast consisting of a double-double and 3 Canadian classic reds.

Afterwards, they have too sing a tragically hip song (non karaoke) and jersey the government worker

Anyone who can't eat pork can't become Canadian b

 

[YautjaWeeb]

I'm just so fucking tired of this shit bros. Our dollar's crashing, healtcare's going to shit, and practically all of our political choices are jeet-cucked faggots happily kowtowing to their even richer masters to further sodomize the common people at every turn, is it so hard to ask for one option that vocally entertains the idea of (not just illegals) deportation instead of just poo-pooing the current level being 'too high'

Also I know it's a longshot, and tbf I'd much prefer to continue remaining as decently friendly neighbours (just after implementing a less cucked guberment on our side first) who like to vacation on each other's side of the border, but if America does annex any amount of Canada, can you please take Hamilton too? I know we're a shithole but at least we still have a decent focus on our steel industry going on so there'd probably be some beneficial utility to taking us in? We also might be seeing record street shitter deaths with the predicted upcoming massive snowfall to rival the last two winters, so it'd probably be the best time for it
Also it would be a really funny response to Drug Ford's retarded 'energy threats', imagine the contract-cuck's seethe

I get worried that this ends with Trump stomping Canada's guts out while Canadian liberals do everything in their power to keep provoking him because its the best way to win any election.

Also Hamilton is already owned by the Buffalo mafia and their heirs and the people who live there either can't figure it out or think its cool and edgy.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Maybe if Trump annexes Canada he can basically force the Canadian parties to disband and have us recruit fresh politicians to be Republican or Democrat, or otherwise force the Laurentian elite out of power

The virgin getting Trump to tweet Gamergate

The Gigachad getting Trump to tweet “Total Laurentian Elite Death”

Anyone who can't eat pork can't become Canadian b

Yes you must be able to eat Peameal bacon

Americans don’t know the glory of Peameal bacon

 

[Sqwe-wi_Farmer]

Everyday I wake up cold. In an overpriced nearly 100 year old apartment building I can't control my heat in. My partner suffers from chronic diseases that are treatable but we have no avenue to obtain these treatments. Both working in the field of social work and services. I skip a meal everyday without fail to save money.

I don't buy fast food, because Pajeets. I don't answer my phone anymore, because Pajeets. I don't fucking enjoy going to the park anymore, because Pajeets. I put my life on the line driving anywhere, because Pajeets.

Every simple pleasure or necessity you can think of has not just been impacted but absolutely destroyed by PAJEETS!

THOSE COW DUNG SUCKING TROGLADYTES RUINED EVERYTHING.

I suffered through poverty the majority of my childhood and I never saw such braisen people as PAJEETS taking from food banks and only looking out for their own race. If I could... I would vote every brownskinned stink machine in the head with a machete

 

[MS-09 DOM]

THOSE COW DUNG SUCKING TROGLADYTES RUINED EVERYTHING.

I suffered through poverty the majority of my childhood and I never saw such braisen people as PAJEETS taking from food banks and only looking out for their own race. If I could... I would vote every brownskinned stink machine in the head with a machete

Fed posting had a different flavour up north.

But yes, your pain is widespread through our "glorious" nation

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I get worried that this ends with Trump stomping Canada's guts out while Canadian liberals do everything in their power to keep provoking him because its the best way to win any election.

That is pretty much what the Liberal Party is doing right now. Proroguing Parliament and stoking anti-American hysteria so they can coronate a new leader with the same ideology as the old one. What frustrates me is that it stands a decent chance of working because too many Canadians are credulous dullards who will completely forget about the massive corruption and coverups of the last decade. Look, I'm no great lover of Trump, but I see Ottawa cabal as the bigger threat because they are willing to burn the country to rule over the ashes.

Something about this whole mess has left me much to contemplate on. The Laurentian elites would like to frame this as a battle for Canadian sovereignty, but is Canada a truly a sovereign nation? Look at it this way: I've heard that 70% of Canada's trade goes to the United States, rendering us highly reliant on them. We even sell our energy to the Americans at a discount because poor policy made them the only export market. Not only that, we are completely reliant on the United States for defense because successive governments refused to significantly invest in our armed forces.

What does that make us? Without any significant economic or military power of our own we are essentially an unruly protectorate and not a particularly loyal one at that. Ottawa has turned a blind eye to Chinese interference and security breaches (notably the Winnipeg lab scandal) that the Liberals covered up. That is not even delving into the money laundering and illegal drug manufacturing that happens on our soil. It is no small wonder that the current administration eyes us with suspicion. This is not a serious government.