Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Buzz Killington]

NOOOOOO, DO NOT CREATE PARODY OF HEARTBOUND, IT'S ILLEGAL

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You can't make a fan game of my Nintendo-"inspired", Undertale-"inspired" fangame. That's hilarious that he tries to exert that control over his game when it's been built off the backs of much more successful games.

 

[tarzor]

found this article from the biggest videogame press in china talking about heartbound

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

NOOOOOO, DO NOT CREATE PARODY OF HEARTBOUND, IT'S ILLEGAL

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I fucking knew I had a read on his cargo cult ass nepo-baby mindset back on page 45, lurking deep in the hollow terracotta gnome that is his skull and the blizzard employee handbook that lives eternal in his soul. IE: "I make the thing, I set the price. The plebs merely have the right to pay me the price I ask for the thing as presented and are allowed nothing more."

He straight up deflected starcraft 2's true failings and dared not mention a peep about the controversy. The deflection being the "muh WoW sparkle horse made more money than a whole game" spiel. When it's true failure was blizzard control freaking on modding the game or doing fan assets and declaring you're super not allowed to unless you give them full rights and ownership in perpetuity. Since the first game lived and thrived from it's modding scene.

And blizzard remains eternally asshurt that dota 2 fell through their fingers and into gabe's once wide lap. And drastically overstepped with their SC2 policy a day late and dollar short.

This isn't "NO YOU CAN'T MOD MY GAME WITHOUT COUGHING IT UP" specficially.
But being this much of a control freak to a game's fanbase that you DON'T EVEN HAVE for a game THAT ISN'T EVEN OUT is next level tinpot dictator behavior. And indacative that he has 100% internalized big wig dipshit decisions that directly resulted in unabashed and objective failure as large and in charge professional business guy behavior.

 

[bossmanpeterson]

As if we needed more evidence he was always like this,
here is a review from 7 years ago and Maldy's response

 

[Luecke]

found this article from the biggest videogame press in china talking about heartbound

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Archived: https://archive.ph/e0LO3

 

[slungus22]

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If Jason really had the experience he claims to have, he would be showcasing his work instead of using shitty excuses like "security" and "private repositories" to hide it. Just seems like he's just afraid of someone reviewing his code and exposing his lack of skills, which would only make him look even more foolish than he already does.

 

[Slamerella]

He says he works at blizzard but he comes off as someone who works at a boogeyman'd version of Nintendo. So litiguous over shit that wont affect anyone but acting like it will.

 

[my penis is on fire]

NOOOOOO, DO NOT CREATE PARODY OF HEARTBOUND, IT'S ILLEGAL

Pirate Software was an attempt by some Night Media-esque talent agency suitniggers to gain a foothold in YouTube's gamedev sphere, in the same way they helped Theo, Primagen, and their whole gay polycule take over the YouTube CompSci scene. This thread was made around the time Jason announced that he was sponsoring one of SimpleFlips' ROMhack contests 🄰 with a $10,000 prize pool. He could've gotten away with it too, Pirate Jam 15 is currently the 7th biggest game jam 🄰 in itch.io history (his most recent jam had 28% less submissions lmao get fucked). He was given the resources to do typical variety streamer stuff, but his underlying purpose was to make him THE big indie dev influencer.
The suits, not realizing Jason was being a bit dishonest about his credentials, wrote him a blank check to play World of Warcraft for 12 hours a day, and the rest is history. Now that Jason's credibility is gone, if they want to continue their grand illuminati plan of colonizing Indiedevtube they're gonna have to get some other know-nothing faggot like Thomas Brush to sell out.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

anyone seriously calling himself a hacker is a faggot and mald should kill himself for seriously calling himself that.

I wanna call you dumb but I believe you have half a point tbh. Anybody going around calling themselve "le hacker man" is just a larper. The actual hackers, the really good ones, don't go around advertising that shit. They just do it. Only reason to advertise is really if you wanted to get a job as a white hat hacker. That's about the only reason. This guy is no hacker. He's just a buffoon.

 

[Huddinge]

Quin69 has a new mini-documentary where he briefly talks about piratesoftware, and his daughter calls him a "disgusting roach"

https://youtu.be/LXgYaXnZoTY?t=537

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[ChromaQuack]

found this article from the biggest videogame press in china talking about heartbound

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Put through google translate and pasted here as text:

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Fighting EA scams? Steam has a new feature: you can check the last update time of early access games​

2025-02-06 10:30:53 Source: Gamersky Author: Element Yellow Dog Editor: Element Yellow Dog Views: loading
I believe that many players are familiar with the early access function of the Steam platform. According to foreign media insidergaming, the Steam platform recently launched a new function, and players can now view the last update time of the game in the early access state.

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Take the game Heartbound as an example. Since its release in 2018, Heartbound is still in early access, but its store page now has a reminder: "Note: The developer's last update was 13 months ago. The information and timeline described by the developer here may no longer be the latest."

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Have you discovered this new feature on the Steam platform? Welcome to discuss it in the comments section.
This article is produced and published by Youmi Starry Sky. Any reproduction without permission is prohibited.

tl;dr it's talking about steam's new feature against early access scams and uses Heartbound as an example.

 

[slungus22]

Quin69 has a new mini-documentary where he briefly talks about piratesoftware, and his daughter calls him a "disgusting roach"

https://youtu.be/LXgYaXnZoTY?t=537

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lol cool, but why is this guy getting a mini documentary i don't understand

 

[U+200B]

I haven't actually watched the beginning of the git clip until now. This is just pathetic. Some guy asks Mr. "Just make games" for a github, so that he can probably learn from his genius and he has to be all smug about it and going "your not getting into that shit".

He really can no longer decide between being the pro indie dev guy or being a super genius. Talk about being on a high horse.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Something that I forgot to post a few days ago, I was getting my bossman fix on twitch and I noticed ferretfag streaming on the sidebar, I would've never clicked but I noticed the game Monster Hunter Wilds
He was playing the beta and this is a game I'm deeply familiar with plus I was playing the beta too, Here's the deal when I tuned in he was pretending to make his "choice of weapon" and then he says:
>I think I'm gonna try the gunlance
As his first choice!

This is funny because he most likely saw this:
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And picked the the weapon that would make him look like a god gamer, I wish I could've had the stomach to watch the stream for more than 160 seconds because I know he got destroyed regardless, still it's funny that this nigger keeps going out of his way to read guides and tips for games just to pretend he's good, it's similar to the figuring out the map with the pixels thing right?

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Right before posting this tried to find clips and there's only two, seems like he did multiplayer and didn't even know how to play
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/ExpensiveProtectiveTroutDatBoi-ELSYNYzT8YWO181G

I'm sorry bro, as someone who started at mh1 and do like the concept of gunlance, gunlance IS a reddit weapon. Has always been, regardless of what tier it is in each game, whether it's corning in FU, or the guard loading in P3, etc. Just look at the damn thing. You don't think any redditor finding it for the first time doesn't immediately wojak face?

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FU GS is still the peak of GS btw.

Edit: Though now I do remember that he said he 'mains' IG and will never try anything else. I haven't been keeping up with wilds stuff (I try not to consume too much info on upcoming stuff that I was gonna get) but I do remember trying IG on the 1st beta and feeling like it got castrated (cant remember exact) so maybe mald IS a tier whore. But I AM surprised that GL is top tier in wilds. Does being able to aim at anytime really make the difference or is it something else? Also heard they're reworking at least lance and IG so who knows.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

NOOOOOO, DO NOT CREATE PARODY OF HEARTBOUND, IT'S ILLEGAL

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kiwi farms snoot game time?

He says he works at blizzard but he comes off as someone who works at a boogeyman'd version of Nintendo. So litiguous over shit that wont affect anyone but acting like it will.

He is very much in alignment with modern blizzard mentality.

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tl;dr it's talking about steam's new feature against early access scams and uses Heartbound as an example.

You know these Chinamen, may not be so bad after all.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He is very much in alignment with modern blizzard mentality.

He's high on ferret milk and ready to molest as he pumps out DEI slop?

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

That GitHub talk was just ego salad combined with the 1980's Hackerman.

1). He has a Git account that have access to different things he's built over a long career in offensive security.

2). He has a bunch of different control methods into that, with different accounts with different control methods.

3). And each tool is only pieces, that require other shit is locally hosted / air-gapped.

This is like an alternate version to being behind "Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies." The problem being, Mald's trying to play/sell it straight.

Cyber Security 101: If it's hosted on hardware you do not control, it is not secure. Two, unless he's gonna literally say seven proxies and all that, GitHub knows what belongs to who and if for any reason, can and will throw you and possibly your shit off their servers. Three, your gay-ass "You need access to a physical server to get the other-half" shit cuts the same way; unless you're putting shit on GitHub on a private account to... what, just because you can? This doesn't make sense, if you break a tool in half or into pieces, you don't put pieces onto something you don't control, because if for whatever reason it disappears, so does that half of your tool.

If you want to try to sound like a big bad Hackerman, just say you have a copy of the FBI's toolkit. But I also bet he signs all of his Git Commits with;
\\If you're reading this, you're dead kiddo

All of this, essentially. It's amateurish and retarded to think it's a flex that all of your Offsec is stored in someone else's third party servers. That's like saying "yeah I have the key to a house I don't own but all of my stuff is in there and all the owner has to do is change the locks but I HAVE THE KEY".

Again, to the layman this sounds super 1337. To anyone with even a modicum of knowledge or to those of us and DO actually do this shit for a living, he stretches the reality of his statements to infuriating degrees.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

My best faith interpretation of his word salad is that he hosts code on GitHub but has something like Artifactory running on his homelab to avoid uploading artifacts to a public site. Without those artifacts you can't build/start the code on GH because the dependencies are missing.

The biggest tell that Jason didn't know what he's talking about was that he treated the question of his GitHub account as an attack he felt the need to defend against, when this question from one programmer to another always means "hey, do you want to show off your portfolio?"

 

[my penis is on fire]

kiwi farms snoot game time?

Proposed title: Coreward

 

[GhastlyGhost]

Proposed title: Coreward

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