Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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My favorite tattoo of hers is the hibiscus flower she has on her hip. I feel like it's evidence of her attempt at a chill beachy party girl persona in the early 2010s or so that absolutely failed at everything except for establishing her alcoholism. And now she has to look at that failure every time she takes a shower thirsty picture.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
I get that a lot of people just don't like tattoos and that's fine, but I'd hope everyone can at least appreciate good art on a technical level, regardless of the canvas.

There is nothing to Alyssa's tattoos. I can't even compliment them in an arthouse film way where I don't like it but I can still see the appeal: they're shit by any metric. I bet she paid a fortune for them as well.
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Everyone has tattoos now. No one cares but other people with tattoos.

Alyssa is alone in all her pictures, how sad.
 
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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
My favorite tattoo of hers is the hibiscus flower she has on her hip. I feel like it's evidence of her attempt at a chill beachy party girl persona in the early 2010s or so that absolutely failed at everything except for establishing her alcoholism. And now she has to look at that failure every time she takes a shower thirsty picture.
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If she made tea from that flower, what would it taste like?
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Everyone has tattoos now. No one cares but other people with tattoos.

Alyssa is alone in all her pictures, how sad.
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Never been on /tv/?
 
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Its crazy she gets invited to events
despite her presence have absolutely no value to anyone
nor anything she says has any value.

And companies thinking she has anything of worth despite every opinion she has is the same opinion that had led to thousands of gamedevs being fired, companies losing hundreds of millions of dollars. like at some point, these people need to be completely blacklisted from the industry.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
Its crazy she gets invited to events
despite her presence have absolutely no value to anyone
nor anything she says has any value.
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It really does make me think she must be offering sex for favours; there's no other reason to have her at your event.

If I was being charitable, I could maybe see people inviting her because she's such a controversy magnet it's free publicity --had anyone here heard of the New York Game Awards before Alyssa got invited?-- but that's a double-edged sword, especially with someone as volatile as this low-IQ drunkard.
 
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Lazy Drei said:
Man I just want to see the JT lolsuit go on, I wish to read about how this rat got BTFO'd in court and hopefully see some funny shit pop up in court documents.

Nothing better than seeing a smug thot be put in her place and go broke alongside it.
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I believe the filing deadline for the response was either yesterday or today.
So we should get something fun to read soon I hope.

[EDIT] Nevermind, they got an extension. No new content for us. They now have until Februrary 20th 2025.
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Autism Doesn't Rock said:
low viewership
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I watched for the L-lyssa portion and it peaked at 101 viewers (based on the comments in the live chat, mostly trolls).

I also watched the “worst game journalist” portion of the real game awards and it peaked at ~3500 viewers.

It gives me hope that things might be changing for the better…
 
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Apologies, I forgot to post the link to the source.

The screenshot is from here: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69456659/mercante-v-tarzia/

and Pacermonitor shows the same: https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/56142787/Mercante_v_Tarzia
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Forgot to post the document.
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Alyssa's lawyer has a Bsky too.
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EDIT: Chris Cruz (and other simps like Nate Hohl) cheerleading Alyssa Mercante's South of Midnight article on Rolling Stone.
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And heroes never soy.
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And today's Alyssa Mercante simp (and one of Dave Rivera's dickriders spamming on Grummz) is Bill Bones, defending Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian from critics and gamers. For a dickriding soyboy beta cuck, he sure is delusional that thinks it's not okay to criticize his YASS SLAY KWEENS, but it's okay if they criticize the critics as "Nazis".
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