Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

Should this thread be moved to Beauty Parlor?


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I get that a lot of people just don't like tattoos and that's fine, but I'd hope everyone can at least appreciate good art on a technical level, regardless of the canvas.

There is nothing to Alyssa's tattoos. I can't even compliment them in an arthouse film way where I don't like it but I can still see the appeal: they're shit by any metric. I bet she paid a fortune for them as well.
I think most people get the artistry behind it. Just to many fools have such shit looking ones. Finding a talented artist and having the design properly done, so it does not look like a blob of stretched pigshit after 2 months. Is the standard that most people don't get.
Cunt's tats here are just shit that any fucking daddy issues girl has. Hence why they look so fucking bad.
She is just basic bitch on everything. She came out of a can.
 
I knew addicts like her will be back. And she censored her feet.
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Alyssa apparently believes that each and every tattoo she slaps on her pasty white skin is a statement of some kind.

See that "Better Dead Than A Damsel" tat at her right foot joint? That's her way to say she is totally a strong independent woman who don't need no man, except to defend her from those pesky chuds that talk shit about her on social media, or whenever she needs a bedwarmer, or to carry her home after a bender, or... Well, you get the idea.

All I see is a woman devoid of content and desperate to be seen and recognized for... Something. She sure is, but not for any positive traits.
 
I knew addicts like her will be back. And she censored her feet.
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I believe she has this toe deformation caused by decades of wearing ill-fitting cheap high-heels.
The one where the big toe is pushed into the other toes next to it and they are all squished upwards causing a bone deformity like little ridges on the toes.
Looks really fucking ugly. We should thank her for saving us the horror.
 
Alyssa apparently believes that each and every tattoo she slaps on her pasty white skin is a statement of some kind.

See that "Better Dead Than A Damsel" tat at her right foot joint? That's her way to say she is totally a strong independent woman who don't need no man, except to defend her from those pesky chuds that talk shit about her on social media, or whenever she needs a bedwarmer, or to carry her home after a bender, or... Well, you get the idea.

All I see is a woman devoid of content and desperate to be seen and recognized for... Something. She sure is, but not for any positive traits.
Tattoo autists who REEEE about women who have tattoos are absolutely insufferable. That being said, hers are definitely scribble trash and I could never defend them. If anything, it makes Alyssa even more hateworthy just by giving the REEEEs more legitimacy.
 
My favorite tattoo of hers is the hibiscus flower she has on her hip. I feel like it's evidence of her attempt at a chill beachy party girl persona in the early 2010s or so that absolutely failed at everything except for establishing her alcoholism. And now she has to look at that failure every time she takes a shower thirsty picture.
 
I get that a lot of people just don't like tattoos and that's fine, but I'd hope everyone can at least appreciate good art on a technical level, regardless of the canvas.

There is nothing to Alyssa's tattoos. I can't even compliment them in an arthouse film way where I don't like it but I can still see the appeal: they're shit by any metric. I bet she paid a fortune for them as well.
Everyone has tattoos now. No one cares but other people with tattoos.

Alyssa is alone in all her pictures, how sad.
 
My favorite tattoo of hers is the hibiscus flower she has on her hip. I feel like it's evidence of her attempt at a chill beachy party girl persona in the early 2010s or so that absolutely failed at everything except for establishing her alcoholism. And now she has to look at that failure every time she takes a shower thirsty picture.
If she made tea from that flower, what would it taste like?
Everyone has tattoos now. No one cares but other people with tattoos.

Alyssa is alone in all her pictures, how sad.
Never been on /tv/?
 
Its crazy she gets invited to events
despite her presence have absolutely no value to anyone
nor anything she says has any value.

And companies thinking she has anything of worth despite every opinion she has is the same opinion that had led to thousands of gamedevs being fired, companies losing hundreds of millions of dollars. like at some point, these people need to be completely blacklisted from the industry.
 
Its crazy she gets invited to events
despite her presence have absolutely no value to anyone
nor anything she says has any value.
It really does make me think she must be offering sex for favours; there's no other reason to have her at your event.

If I was being charitable, I could maybe see people inviting her because she's such a controversy magnet it's free publicity --had anyone here heard of the New York Game Awards before Alyssa got invited?-- but that's a double-edged sword, especially with someone as volatile as this low-IQ drunkard.
 
Man I just want to see the JT lolsuit go on, I wish to read about how this rat got BTFO'd in court and hopefully see some funny shit pop up in court documents.

Nothing better than seeing a smug thot be put in her place and go broke alongside it.
I believe the filing deadline for the response was either yesterday or today.
So we should get something fun to read soon I hope.

[EDIT] Nevermind, they got an extension. No new content for us. They now have until Februrary 20th 2025.
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