Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Stake's Path

It needs to be kind of a mockery of the original. LIke snoot game was making fun of the weird ass nose of the dolphin furry.

I think we'd have to do like "Loki's Completed Game".
A game by Jeremy L. Corridor

 

[ChromaQuack]

You're all amateurs at naming.

Let me show you how a 20 year industry veteran who worked 5 centuries at nintendo does it: Valhallabound, a ferret Auschwitz simulator.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Now the question is can any of us remotely draw, code, or make music?
I can do MSPaint poorly.
I would genuinely be able to devote an hour or so a day to making shitpost game art.

 

[batterybee]

Now the question is can any of us remotely draw, code, or make music?
I can do MSPaint poorly.
I would genuinely be able to devote an hour or so a day to making shitpost game art.

I would be so keen for a kf game jam, id probs want somone to do art tho. It allways takes me ages to do visuals.

 

[MoarTard]

I really wish there was a plastic replica of the pirate software cd skull logo I could throw in the rubbish bin. It exudes mald's smugness despite being a nepotard.

 

[GhastlyGhost]

It needs to be kind of a mockery of the original. LIke snoot game was making fun of the weird ass nose of the dolphin furry.

I think we'd have to do like "Loki's Completed Game".
A game by Jeremy L. Corridor

To ruin my own joke, Stakes go in hearts.

 

[Stickplant]

Buttbound - Insane Behaviour

 

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

This pedantic bitch claiming he is updating the game is hilarious. He hasn't updated shit. Fucking around on a private beta branch is not the general understanding of an average player thinking a game is updated.
Good on Valve, expose these shitty indie early access cash grabs.

UHMM EXCUSE ME SWEATY....

That private beta branch IS a real STEAM UPDATE. Just like that PRIVATE DEVELOPER VERSION of that idle stream game that mercilessly mocked and STOLE Pirate Software's TRADEMARKED and COPYWRITED VOICE that is DISTINCT. Claiming he hasn't updated is a dogshit opinion. Don't Do That!

(Probably what he would say about it btw)

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

It needs to be kind of a mockery of the original. LIke snoot game was making fun of the weird ass nose of the dolphin furry.

I think we'd have to do like "Loki's Completed Game".
A game by Jeremy L. Corridor

"My father, one of the legendary Jöeytunn, forced me to endure almost a decade within a bone-chilling snowstorm where I was beset upon by the most fearsome of foes, the Revenant Ghosts of Weasels I had slain, the dreaded Gnomes of Gluteaus, and the most terrifying of all, colleagues who didn't want to fuck me. But now, I have freed myself, and have created my masterpiece.

A single completed, short, indie game."

 

[not william stenchever]

Saying your dead ferrets are in Valhalla is cringy as fuck. Did they die in battle? Because that’s how you get into Valhalla.

The little fur-sneks definitely have the spirit necessary to do battle but alas they died through neglect

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The little fur-sneks definitely have the spirit necessary to do battle but alas they died through neglect

They died resisting rape.

 

[Project Zircon]

I’m just catching up on this thread. God bless the real lawyer for going to bat for the guy producing the parody. It’s always so satisfying for bullies to be put in their place. Like all true lolcows malding could have avoided all of this by admitting he fucked up in WOW and just taking a little sip of self-reflection.

No one would have known or really given a fuck that someone made a parody of him if he didn’t decide to act like a massive faggot about it. They tried to bully and push around the parody game maker by saying it was the “find out” phase. Now everyone knows he has a larping “lawyer” trying to enforce copyright law in a country he doesn’t even live in without any merit.

I hope the parody maker completes his game and goes further to make fun of such a lunatic.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

It needs to be kind of a mockery of the original. LIke snoot game was making fun of the weird ass nose of the dolphin furry.

FERRET GAME

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Anyone wants to play?
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As if we needed more evidence he was always like this,
here is a review from 7 years ago and Maldy's response
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Mald's personality is rancid, but his response gets better with age.
>It clearly states how much content is available, what i splanned for release...
7 years later and shit's still not released.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

I found this vid a little bit funny considering the recent events

https://x.com/Twitch/status/1889411668548964731

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

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[PHUCKERPRIME]

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You don't have any tech fear because you dom't know shit about it Jason.

 

[Dead Lion]

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Surprisingly based take from maldy here.

But he’s 100% pissed since Vedal is like an inverse Jason, but instead of a game he’s making Neuro, and he doesn’t even have blizzard experience!

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

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I don't think there's a more stunning example of Dunning-Kruger alive than this faggot.
Everyone who has actually worked with any code or a system that is old and made by people who aren't around anymore knows the fear of "//Don't touch, will cause server to crash" on an ancient vital bit of propietry software.
But nah, fuck that, he's FEARLESS

Mostly because he was never actually let near any sort of important stuff at Blizz.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

I don't think there's a more stunning example of Dunning-Kruger alive than this faggot.
Everyone who has actually worked with any code or a system that is old and made by people who aren't around anymore knows the fear of "//Don't touch, will cause server to crash" on an ancient vital bit of propietry software.
But nah, fuck that, he's FEARLESS

Mostly because he was never actually let near any sort of important stuff at Blizz.

To be "fair" he's talking about AI here (which makes it worse), but yes, Mald being a literal manchild, never had to take responsibility for anything in his life, even the retarded WoW dungeon wipe.