Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 811 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,144
Listen if this faggot turned had gone in like the Truman commision that woukd be fine. But I don’t trust this boer nigger and his group of faggot twinks
He's a foreigner who hates Americans so much he wants to take away the jobs of actually incompetent Americans and replace them with incompetent jeets.
There's a reason millennials loved Jobs. And everyone else thought he sucked
Woz was the better Apple founder, but Blowjobs the better (albeit psychotic and cult leader like) CEO. He revived Apple from the brink of death. And now we wish it actually would die, but whatever.
 
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he looks super retarded like he's have a no tendie tantrum

bonus extra orange cotton candy hair trump
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he looks super retarded like he's have a no tendie tantrum
Elon should have got someone to make a cowboy MAGA hat, the belt buckle and stance feel very cowboy, plus a duster in snow looks badass compared to matrix style leather. In general i feel like Elon should "switch personas" when in front of the media now, he's the Doge, he should go full "the new sheriff in town" if he feels he has to wear a hat.

Also feel someone should bring back the boss hogg.
 
So Press conference in the Oval with Elon Speaking. First autist in an official role explaining how yes, he is policing himself, but also its okay because... Watching this man speak gives me a headache.
He brought his kid to make him look human. Later he did the thing where he puts the kid up on his shoulders. The kid isn't a son, he's a talisman. Or a fidget spinner.

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I find Musk to be a very unique cow because I don't think I've ever seen a public figure be so obsessed with being seen as unironically "cool" and "hip".

The thread has no doubt covered everything cringe about him, but as thread tax I'll bring up his complete lack of creativity and dependence on movies for all his product names post-Tesla (not that Tesla was his product either):

"Starship", "Optimus", "Cybertruck", "Werobot", "Robotaxi", "Hyperloop", "Starlink".

All the names give off the vibe of "hey remember that thing from that movie, I'm making it real. Please love me"

Rather than looking at problems that need solutions, he obviously looks to movies for inspiration on his products, as if he's only concerned with recreating things from the movies that people recognize. I think rather than say, solving world hunger in a realistic way (we know this because he asked for a solution, was presented with one and just ignored it), Musk would prefer to be the "inventor" of the "replicator from Start Trek", solely because people know what a replicator is and that would make him him look cool.
You can also tell this by the number of times he's said "it'll be just like Skynet/Blade Runner/Matrix/other 80s/90s movie thing".
It's just hard to fathom a 50 year old, let alone a 50 yo billionaire, being so pathetic and desperate for attention.


Also I'm surprised the board of Tesla let him get away with basing the names of the cars on "S3XY". Not even on the basis of it being inappropriate but just for how embarrassing it is for a man in his 40s to think this is in any way funny or cool.
I would say that zucc tried, but realized it wasn't worth it because people already saw through it and gave up on it, Elon hasn't and likely never will realize it.
 
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