Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[souschef]

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The virus that'll kill Cobes will be the one to wipe humanity from the planet

 

[ParasiteSteve]

How long until he starts doing his videos buck naked?

No, the green cock pants must make a return, I loved them so much. Just the way he stood in them as well, it was perfect.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

hes been looking alot more like this guy lately, especially in the thumbnails

 

[Big Nasty]

hes been looking alot more like this guy lately, especially in the thumbnails

According to old SA lore, that guy (Micromancer) was a:

1. DJ at a gay strip club
2. Proud cuck

 

[ParasiteSteve]

According to old SA lore, that guy (Micromancer) was a:

1. DJ at a gay strip club
2. Proud cuck

Always wondered what he thought when he put pistols and guitar hero controllers in the same picture, with just his undercrackers on. Its a pretty great picture, a real classic of the internet ages. There should be a art gallery of infamous pictures, and Cobes should be in some of them, not sure which one of his would be best to represent him though.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

, not sure which one of his would be best to represent him though.

I mean... that is easy.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I mean... that is easy.

I cannot argue with that.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I cannot argue with that.

Speaking of sexdolls, I will repost this amazing classic that I'm sure not many new people have seen.






What a crazy story! Walter White the meth king broke into Cobra's apartment and stole only his sex doll and not his computer, tv, game console, appliances, tools, or anything else of any value but a used sex doll to harvest the aluminum skeleton for 0.10$ of scrap.

Oh wait

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Speaking of sexdolls, I will repost this amazing classic that I'm sure not many new people have seen.
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What a crazy story! Walter White the meth king broke into Cobra's apartment and stole only his sex doll and not his computer, tv, game console, appliances, tools, or anything else of any value but a used sex doll to harvest the aluminum skeleton for 0.10$ of scrap.

Oh wait
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The sex doll saga was completely surreal to watch unfold in real time. 2016 was a golden age of Cobra content. It was that sweet spot where there were trolls fucking with him but they weren't the alog asshole types trying to get "revenge" on him for some perceived slight but generally long time viewers who just wanted to be funny and go down in Cobra lore. So a guy from the subreddit named Vapor bought him a fun sized sex doll (fuck sickos) and history was made. The video where Cobra holds up Felcia's face to the camera and says "what I did was eerie to say the least" is an ALL TIME classic.

 

[biggacracka]

Night video

... TWU

That "femme fatale tries to seduce the hardened PI in a Film Noir" pose in the thumbnail do be zesty, but I digress

 

[ParasiteSteve]

What a crazy story! Walter White the meth king broke into Cobra's apartment and stole only his sex doll and not his computer, tv, game console, appliances, tools, or anything else of any value but a used sex doll to harvest the aluminum skeleton for 0.10$ of scrap.

It was a classic. Now I want to say that was kinda the start of the game he would play with the phones and a few other things. "oh it fell out my pocket into a puddle and I was like NO FUCKING WAY!" some hours later "I got angry and smashed it into the wall". Or when he smashed up his BC Rich, and I seem to recall that was related to him hitting himself for eating, and calling himself a fat fuck.

Shit I need to recap on the boglim immediately, bitesize to the rescue.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

Smashing your guitar because of body image issues is pretty goth!

And by goth I mean it sounds like something Katy Perry would do

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

According to old SA lore, that guy (Micromancer) was a:

1. DJ at a gay strip club
2. Proud cuck

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Or when he smashed up his BC Rich, and I seem to recall that was related to him hitting himself for eating, and calling himself a fat fuck.

It was initially over a meltdown he had on the Sprite Tropical Remix he drank, not realizing that flat soda generally tastes awful. It snowballed pretty hard.
EDIT: Wrong video of him reviewing Sprite Tropical Remix in his original apartment. What the fuck?

 

[Drama Fan]

His mannerisms are so faggy at times. Especially now that he has that slight lisp. View attachment 6965594View attachment 6965595

"I don't get McDonalds too often because it's bad for you" - Man who licks processed bacon grease product from his knife after spreading it on food hacks

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Smashing your guitar because of body image issues is pretty goth!

And by goth I mean it sounds like something Katy Perry would do

Katy Perry would never do something like that. Cobes did that because he's more of a badass diva superstar than Katy Perry.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Katy Perry would never do something like that. Cobes did that because he's more of a badass diva superstar than Katy Perry.

Badass? In his dreams. Diva? Certainly. Superstar? Debatable.

Nothing more badass than chugging a whole bottle of pink champagne and getting weepy over dead celebrities toobs.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Operation Ellen 2.0
(archive)

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Operation Ellen 2.0

Did Josh actually do this/post this anywhere? (facebook?) or is this just that retarded faggot @Really Normal or discord gayops to get people to donate under Josh's name.

 

[Bodywork by Dennis]

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Operation Ellen 2.0

Josh did not write that. Fuck the trolls.