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wow that's not just a snifferooski that's like a full blown sniffbuffet, a sniffusborg, dingle dongus shamefully hanging out too

imagine being so incensed by the smell of your own penis and you still cut it off
 
KinderMoose said:
The caster in question was Zyori, he transferred to Dota for a few years before trooning out and moving into shilling various crypto projects.
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IIRC he trooned out right in the middle of an era during which quite a few Dota personalities (tobiwan, grandgrant, and I think there were a couple others) were being outed as alleged sex pests. The working theory I had at the time was that he was pulling a Kevin Spacey and trying to preemptively use trooning out as a shield against potential future allegations, but he disappeared and I stopped paying attention to the competitive scene shortly thereafter.
 
kind of unrelated but I was looking into that Chi Long Qua guy

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he never posted it so i figured i'd look him up

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39 years old is perfect for a name with 85 in it. He was literally a Chinese spy...
 
Joined the forum after that post just to unearth these from stgggs' channel that somehow are still up.
Just the pure unfiltered rage while wearing his tiny santa hat fills me with joy, truly dota 2 has brought so much content into my life.


Edit: went to check the guy above, he still plays, he solo q's and worse seems to have been doing nothing but spamming Bane.

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Null said:
kind of unrelated but I was looking into that Chi Long Qua guy
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if you dont know him he was a griefer who would talk immense amounts of shit to his teammates, run shitty builds, throw games etc but he added commentary full of little idiosyncrasies that made it really funny to watch. he purged all of his content some 6 or 7 years ago
the interesting part is that allegedly he wasnt just trolling for fun but was genuinely mentally ill and later on deleted his videos out of remorse when he got better. i might have been bullshit but thats what i remember reading about him after his dfe. thankfully unlike your guy plenty of people have archived his shit since this was around 2015-2016 or so
 
You were right, I had no idea what was going on but that was still a quality video. Doesn't top Bob yelling at Chris Chan I'm afraid, but that's my humble opinion.
 
KinderMoose said:
The caster in question was Zyori, he transferred to Dota for a few years before trooning out and moving into shilling various crypto projects.


He put a LOT of effort into deleting every instance of the "Sniff sniff" video posted online for years and wrote about the experience here: https://zyori.tv/sniffsniff/ (Archive: https://archive.is/X5RiA )

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Beyondthesummit Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".
 
The Dotally Rad guys were hilarious, I was most plugged in when it was still on HoN but I am experience immense mirth with the old ragevids. God Bless @KinderMoose
 
Lapsus of the bepsus said:
if you dont know him he was a griefer who would talk immense amounts of shit to his teammates, run shitty builds, throw games etc but he added commentary full of little idiosyncrasies that made it really funny to watch. he purged all of his content some 6 or 7 years ago
the interesting part is that allegedly he wasnt just trolling for fun but was genuinely mentally ill and later on deleted his videos out of remorse when he got better. i might have been bullshit but thats what i remember reading about him after his dfe. thankfully unlike your guy plenty of people have archived his shit since this was around 2015-2016 or so
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CHI LON QUA IS THE BEST FUCKING DOTA 2 PLAYER THIS FUCKING WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Way better than that BANANA, SHIT-SLAM JAMMA

For real though, he had two returns, one as "road to redemption" where he was trying to redeem himself
And then later he tried the Chi Lon Qua stuff for like 1 stream on twitch many years later, then kinda just gave up.

The other thing that is interesting about Chi Lon Qua is that he was pretty good at the game, playing in what would have been immortal at the time, which is why we was able to queue snipe BSJ and RTZ, all round a great era in dota.

This thread is now PURPLE GENERAL
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I haven't touched dota in ten years but i felt a bit of second hand rage watching that clip and then despair because they let the enemy Specter get fat. i think in that era of dota, specter could 1v5 with just illusions alone. If you played against a Specter you had to win before 40 minutes or it was hopeless.
 
Null said:
I have been looking for these for literally 10 years. These videos are at least that old (they were archived in May 2014), but many are probably older than the Kiwi Farms. They've been gone, completely scrubbed from the Internet. I have even tried personal army'ing the entire forum more than once to find these lost videos. Nobody's found them. KinderMoose says he had to bully an IRL friend to pull out an old spinning disk drive to find these. They literally did not exist in a format connected to the Internet until a day ago.
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I've been looking for another old Dota video that the creator took down because it depicted Brazillians. I can't find it because the thing its based off has 10 trillion views from children, or it just doesn't exist anymore. I don't even remember who uploaded it, or when, or exactly how it went. Maybe someone here knows it.

"huskar hukar"
"yes slardar"
"stealing middle?"
"no slardar"
"open your mouth"
"HUE HUE HUE"

Asian tech support said:
IIRC he trooned out right
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I doubt anyone cares, but he "came out" specifically as a cross dresser.

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Are you transgender?​

No, I am not trans. I have no plans to completely pass as a woman, do hormone replacement therapy (HRT), or have gender reassignment surgery.
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The oddest part of his story was breaking up with his girlfriend.
Over the next two weeks I did literally nothing but lay in bed and watch cable television. I couldn’t bring myself to shower or communicate with anyone besides basic text messages that I was still alive. I was eating about a meal and a half per day, though it was mostly junk food and candy. I just laid there day after day, wasting away in my own stench as I dwelled upon my sorrows.

I felt like a complete failure. I was only four months into my effort as a full-time esports commentator and I had less than nothing to show for it. The cherry on top was the woman I was seeing, who had inadvertently been an auditory part of the video, seemingly had no ability to understand the gravity of the situation. I sat down with her and watched part of the video, but her only response was: why would people be upset about that?

Her lack of empathy was astonishing, and I had no choice but to break it off with her.
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