Sid Meier's Civilization

[Red flaming panda]

Anyone still playing Civ after 5 is a faggot

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

nigga they removed fucking Barbarians WHAT

I miss this litte niggo like you wouldn't belive!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

They made the sprites look too 3D and hard to see in Civ2 Test of Time.

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I get an impression that wouldn't make it into a Current Year Civ game.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Since Civ 7 looks like a fag fest I decided to go reinstall Civ 4. What are some fan fav mods?

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

This is actually real hahahaha

https://www.reddit.com/r/civ/comments/1ij1clt/you_can_hear_a_person_coughing_and_typing_on_a/

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Reminds me, I have a buddy who worked on the game. 2K gave the entire team keys today, but fucked up and accidentally gave out beta keys instead. Executives put out an apology to the employees earlier and told them they would revoke the beta keys and give them retail ones instead, then gave the staff basic copies, and not collectors editions.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

The map generator for this one is creating some...... interestingly shaped continents in this one.

 

[Kane Lives]

The map generator for this one is creating some...... interestingly shaped continents in this one.
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Do you feel balanced yet, Civ bros?

I will laugh if the devs obsession to balance this for MP will kill this iteration outright.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Science: Be the first nation to put a man in space without killing him.

Civ 1 and 2: extrasolar colony
Civ 2 Test of Time: extrasolar colony and "transcendence"
Civ 3 to 5 & Rev: extrasolar colony
Civ 6: colony on another planet in the same solar system
Civ 7: just getting a guy into space?

And here I was predicting the next Civ game could have the moon landing as the Science Victory. I sense the Civ devs may be getting somewhat less optimistic for the future.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Painfully obvious that most modern games are developed by people that would say the greatest game ever made is The Sims 4.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

wait, so it turns out a buggy, overpriced game that's full of far left political nonsense was made by dysgenic land whales and Negroids?

 

[Vibralldo]

This is the first time ever I think the western dev team smells worse than the pajeets in the back.
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It's crazy that they make it that easy for us to make fun of them

"Thank you, Civ fans" needs to be up there with "it just works" as a gaming inside joke

 

[TheDataHorder]

while the devs are crying that people don't like their slop, I'm over here playing civ 5 with mods again.
funny meme civ mods are so fun to play with, right now I'm Isabelle and my next door neighbors are vinesauce and Dr Evil. pepe was a neighbor, but i needed the oil and aluminum for future plans. he had to go, he was in the way.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

devs

Has anyone on that Civ 7 dev team worked on any earlier Civ vidyas?

 

[3rdAccountFuckEmail.com]

I counted 3 trannys in the dev video, Did I win?

 

[Ghostse]

i needed the oil and aluminum for future plans. he had to go, he was in the way.

Many such cases. GLAD!

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

This is the first time ever I think the western dev team smells worse than the pajeets in the back.
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I can smell them through my monitor

 

[hawkisnight]

while the devs are crying that people don't like their slop, I'm over here playing civ 5 with mods again.
funny meme civ mods are so fun to play with, right now I'm Isabelle and my next door neighbors are vinesauce and Dr Evil. pepe was a neighbor, but i needed the oil and aluminum for future plans. he had to go, he was in the way.

Same. Still playing 4 and 5 from time to time. Civ 4 more. I actually like stacks of doom. At least in singleplayer.
Skipped 6 altogether. I moved on mostly to paradox games.

 

[MidZeRo]

This is the first time ever I think the western dev team smells worse than the pajeets in the back.
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It's a microcosm of everything that goes wrong these days.
- A bunch of out of touch old dudes barely hanging on for the love of the game/work. They drink the Kool Aid to stay employed even though they don't understand it, but "believe" women can have a prostate.
- Their young handlers that are providing the Kool Aid and making sure they understand their "White male privledge". They've always been fans of the franchise but have always wanted to make it more "inclusive".
- A moderately attractive white woman. She's "non-binary" so she can still be fuckable and use her looks to manipulate the losers around her while gaining a diversity point. She doesn't give a fuck about the game or DEI bullshit and just used it to get a job.

 

[RedDelicious]

VII might be the first civ to just be straight up unsalvageable. It's just so utterly unfun. Since IV, every release has really been a watered down version of the previous game pending future updates. V was iffy and burdened by introducing a lot of new systems (hexagons) but eventually became a contender for the best in the series. Even VI became... playable, if still not as polished as V.
Meanwhile VII changes so much of what people like about civ that I legitimately do not know if any amount of updates can fix it. They straight up broke the core of the game. Sid Meier actually had a philosophy of '33s' for sequels, where he believed 33% of the game should keep established features, 33% should improve past features, and 33% should be new features entirely.
This feels more like 10%/0%/40%, and the other 50% is being saved for overpriced DLC.

 

[biggie bundu]

VII might be the first civ to just be straight up unsalvageable. It's just so utterly unfun. Since IV, every release has really been a watered down version of the previous game pending future updates. V was iffy and burdened by introducing a lot of new systems (hexagons) but eventually became a contender for the best in the series. Even VI became... playable, if still not as polished as V.
Meanwhile VII changes so much of what people like about civ that I legitimately do not know if any amount of updates can fix it. They straight up broke the core of the game. Sid Meier actually had a philosophy of '33s' for sequels, where he believed 33% of the game should keep established features, 33% should improve past features, and 33% should be new features entirely.
This feels more like 10%/0%/40%, and the other 50% is being saved for overpriced DLC.

Yep. This is the problem. Nothing has been improved, other than, arguably, the graphics.

Seriously can someone tell me what there is to like about this one? The core gameplay is fucked, leaders fucked, civs fucked, map generation fucked, game customisation fucked, game length fucked, UI fucked, quick turns fucked, queuing up tech fucked etc....