Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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I remember MovieTardPig tweeting that nonsense and I consider that one tweet perhaps more than all others to be the best evidence of him being a fucking retard.

It vies with referring to Shakespeare's history plays as a "shared universe."

Although, really, the most unambiguously retarded thing he's ever done is leave raw chicken soaking in a soup of hot sauce for five days and think it would still be edible.
 
It vies with referring to Shakespeare's history plays as a "shared universe."

Although, really, the most unambiguously retarded thing he's ever done is leave raw chicken soaking in a soup of hot sauce for five days and think it would still be edible.
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Yeah, all the kids in highschool loved the STU (Shakespearean Theatrical Universe)

Time is a flat circle, and I am recycling my own old posts from 2022 to save time.
 
It vies with referring to Shakespeare's history plays as a "shared universe."

Although, really, the most unambiguously retarded thing he's ever done is leave raw chicken soaking in a soup of hot sauce for five days and think it would still be edible.
funny how he never told anyone how that turned out. He's probably too embarrassed to. While you could make the case that all the vinegar in the various hot sauces acted as a preservative, I'm more of the mind that leaving it in the hot sauces for more than 3 days is a recipe for being on the shitter for 2 days minimum.

Not to mention, I would never, EVER stuff a chicken that I'd been marinating. That's just another recipe for disaster, food-poisoning style regardless if it's a sausage stuffing or what. Stuffing makes salmonella far more likely. If I ever make stuffing at all, I run it in a pan separately. Mostly I just Stovetop it.
 
Not to go off topic but what about shows like Kamen Rider that’s been yanking out shows since 2000 and still generates massive profits?
Never seen it, but let's go with another type of show that's equivalent to the MCU: Soap Operas. The longest runners, like The Young and the Restless or Days of Our Lives. Never watched them, but my grandmother was a fan, much like a lot of housewives, because there was always something to hook you. A shocking turn, a cliffhanger for the next episode, and a story that could go on for years with characters that these women could sink their teeth into.

And the reason they lasted so long is because they never lost sight of what they were: Schlocky drama serials for bored housewives. They never tried to get the male demographic or chase some phantom modern audience. Of course, I could be completely wrong and everything's about feminism now, but for the majority of their runs, they knew what they were and who they were for.

The MCU forgot about that and tried to chase people who had no interest in them.
Anybody who says the MCU's downfall was because of covid is grasping at straws. Deadpool and Wolverine was very successful and well-received and was a last minute production of a pre-covid pitch. Covid might have been when things started going downhill, but the pandemic has been over since 2022. Plenty of time to turn things around. He's also grasping at straws when he keeps blaming "the algorithim" for the popularity of anti-Hollywood content. People only bother watching these videos because they agree with them in the first place. It's also laughable for him to insist these videos are making us "angrier and sadder" when his entire Twitter feed is just him wallowing in his own anger and misery. If the person who insists he can't be happy while 51% of the population are alive is giving you advice on happiness, it's probably not worth listening to.

The "problem" is so easy and simple: People like good movies and don't like bad ones. They enjoy mocking bad movies, and pointing out their flaws so that people learn to avoid the same mistakes. But when a movie is good or even just "okay" they don't want to pick on it.
Hell, Spider-Man 3 came out at the tail end of the pandemic and did well critically and commercially. So did the latest Batman movie. So clearly there's still an audience for superhero movies. The problem is the studios didn't want to make those types of movies, they wanted to make She-Hulk and The Eternals, and they sucked.
 
I think the biggest factor in the MCU's decline wasn't the pandemic, but Endgame. The MCU having to do a "soft reset" without their most iconic actors and characters really did a number on it. With the except of No Way Home, Phase 4 ranges from middling (if you're generous) to absolute trash. Then you have Phase 5, which has been a mess.

There's no direction, vision or structure. Everything has been cast helplessly to the wind and all the attempts to build a new "universe" have bottomed up. It's an MCU without the Avengers. No anchor point. And after ten movies it's still entirely unclear how any of it is going to come together into anything resembling a coherent narrative. Your legacy characters are all dead or retired, your new characters aren't strong enough to carry a single movie, let alone a franchise, and after ten damn movies and lord knows how many shows, you still haven't established a major plot thread to tie everything together. The entire first phase of Marvel happened in only six films.

Think about that: TEN movies and we still haven't gotten a fucking point yet, nor a strong enough cast of characters to make for a new Avengers lineup. That's why people hate the current MCU: it's a shitshow with no good ideas and even the most diehard fans are just praying for it to get better.

Now, in fairness, nine of those movies came out over the span of only three years, so obviously they're not gonna have a lot of time to plan out or set things up, but that's why you don't put out three damn movies in one year.
 
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13Feb#02
Dictator!
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As if these people knew where to find the truth to teether to.

13Feb#03
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I don't know Fauxcahonta's qualification apart from the truthful fact that she is a native-American princess.

13Feb#04
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13Feb#05
"What the American public want", says Robert Garcia "is for us to bring actual weapon to this fire fight [against Elon Musk]". And the weapon he brought? Calling Musk a "dick".
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I hope a female counterpart of Musk will emerge and have all the women-respecters calls her a "cunt".

13Feb#06
Nondescript fearmongering of DOGE -- Elon Musk wants to rob America to enrich himself; his staffers are teenagers who have "problematic records", yadda yadda. Garcia's "actual weapon" is less impressive than a cherry bomb.
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I don't know what a shitty DEI songwriter who writes for the Rat has anything to do with it. Is it the "minorrrrr" vocalization?

13Feb#07
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And a former barmaid named "Nice Tits" is now in congress, so what's your point?

13Feb#08
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13Feb#09
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Archive of article.

13Feb#10
Trump lets Musk bring his booger-eating spawn to the Oval Office, and the little shit tells Trump that, "I want to slush your mouth".
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Musk has a lot of faults; the worst of them is his eagerness to fertilize eggs of questionable stock. No, money cannot buy class or an education.



13Feb#11a
Here is an op-ed that is also on our A&N. Will Stancil is triggered. Will Stancil is triggered because he (and Bobby) is exactly the kind of people whose whole personality is based on how wrong voters are.
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13Feb#11b
Let Professor Chipman explain the economy to you. The fact that you see more poor people in the streets does not necessary mean there are more poor people; you might just be handed the rare artifact Prism Of Poor Visualization +2.
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This is a person who is "eyeballs-deep in debt" and has no workable plan to crawl out of it, yet he still believes that the economy was great under Biden. Perhaps he should join us Believers; this would at least make his mind more at ease.

13Feb#11c
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13Feb#11d
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Perceptions are very often wrong, just as data are very often doctored. We need to know where the "experts" arrive at their data. If said "experts" work for a Soros think tank, you should just ignore them. Googling " Noah Bertansky" just brought me the results of "Noah Berlatsky", the notorious pedophile who also trooned out his son.

13Feb#11e
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13Feb#11f
The Answer to the Ultimate Questions is not the number 42, it is "Thinkers and Believers".
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13Feb#12
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So being "the brother of a major Hollywood player" would make a person untrustworthy? Coming from people who worship the political gibberish of actual major Hollywood players as gospel?

13Feb#13
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I find it incredibly telling that when DEI is mentioned, that black woman immediately thinks "niggas". For the record I think trannies because Starfucks offers free groin mangling. Archive of CBS News article.

13Feb#14
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I hope more Americans understand that "DEI" doesn't mean "hire more women"; it means "firing men like you so that companies can hire more women".

13Feb#15
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13Feb#17
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Literally Weimar Republic shit.

13Feb#18
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Captain Nigger.
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13Feb#20a
Still, people prefer to talk about Bobby's one-day-old video, which has now reached 21k views.
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13Feb#20b
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13Feb#20c
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I made no secret how I detest this Darth Blart Maul Cop.

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13Feb#26
Another tribute video to Bobby. 21 minutes.
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13Feb#27
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From Prof. Wikipedia: "U.S. President Danielle Sutton must defend her family, fellow leaders and the world when the G20 summit in Cape Town, South Africa is taken over by terrorist." The protagonist, needless to say, is Black and fat. In other words, a farce.

13Feb#28
Gen-X tastes in pop culture.
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Synth Pop is a Gen-X thing; the shit known as EDM is for hearing-deficit Millennials.

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13Feb#31
Harry Potter TV, arguably a worse news to Bobby than the second Trump presidency.
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13Feb#33
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You who are knee-deep in Bob-lore tell me what are the significance of these.
 
Those diamonds are from the "Quest of the Overthinker" arc from the Game Overthinker where Bob tried his hand at That Guy With the Glasses-esque "storylines" where the review/commentary would be intercut with some ham-fisted, discomBOBulated epic scenes. They've aged poorly even among popular creators who did them, and the inclusion of storylines (which begun in Overthinker episode 42 "Double Trouble") was one of the first things about his online videos that almost everyone couldn't stand. This began when the first storyline had Bob being teleported to Wario's Woods while his first alternate-character (meaning it was just him in a different outfit with a different voice), the Antithinker, took over his show to make a few videos on his own warped "dudebro" view of gaming history where anything that wasn't a realistic FPS was soooo gay and queer. Even Extra Credits and Matpat, as well as other people who liked Bob's videos at the time weren't a fan, and subtly begged him to stop.

Needless to say, it was one of the first times there started to be a significant backlash against Bob. He was still well-liked, even if people in his Blogger comments section had pet-peeves about his Nintendo/nostalgia bias and things like that. They saw the storylines as Bob losing some of his smart-commentary uniqueness and trying to become a different type of creator to chase the popular-at-the-time Angry Reviewer/TGWTG trend, and found the scenes and humor (these were meant to be a "comedic framing device", remember) to be underwhelming, poorly-produced, unfunny, and full of references instead of a real story arc, which rubbed them the wrong way, given that Bob had already made his mark on The Escapist as a movie critic and was much harsher towards movies like Bayformers or Pixels for making similar egregious filmmaking mistakes, yet never saw the same faults within his own work, which made his reviews a tad more difficult to take seriously before the age of "it agrees with my worldview so it's good".

Compared to Social Justice Bob or Daily Mayoghoul Genocide Social Media Bob, Storyline-Wannabe Bob seems tame by comparison. Bob probably had fun making them "feeling like a real filmmaker" because he was recording scenes and getting paid to do it, and remembers one of his first backlashes with nothing but fondness because of that, no matter what the rabble spectator gallery has to say about it.
 
[2025.02.13-02] Dictator!
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"Dictators feed off your hopelessness. [...] Dictators want you to give up. [...] Dictators are bullies [...] and cowards. [...] Dictator want you to believe their lies."

That's how we ended up with Fuckwit in Chief Biden for four years.



[2025.02.13-05] "What the American public want", says Robert Garcia "is for us to bring actual weapon to this fire fight [against Elon Musk]". And the weapon he brought? Calling Musk a "dick".
Like Moviebob, Robert Garcia happens to be a giant pussy.



[2025.02.13-07]
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And a former barmaid named "Nice Tits" is now in congress, so what's your point?
Moviebob: "Don't you DEH-YAA talk about muh Queen Alexandria like that!"



[2025.02.13-11a] Here is an op-ed that is also on our A&N. Will Stancil is triggered. Will Stancil is triggered because he (and Bobby) is exactly the kind of people whose whole personality is based on how wrong voters are.
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Unfortnatly, Moviebob's worldview is based more on vibes than by facts. Even if Führer Hillary had won in '16, there was never any way Bob would ever be onboard SpaceX's first interplanetary.

[2025.02.13-11b] Let Professor Chipman explain the economy to you.
Here's Moviebob's response in condensed form:

This is a person who is "eyeballs-deep in debt" and has no workable plan to crawl out of it, yet he still believes that the economy was great under Biden.
Because Orange Man Bad™.

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@enanocovacho: "...I don't think Bob is being intellectually honest here..."

Much like moral intelligence, it's impossible or Moviebob to be intellectually honest because Moviebob capable of neither.

Perceptions are very often wrong, just as data are very often doctored. We need to know where the "experts" arrive at their data. If said "experts" work for a Soros think tank, you should just ignore them.
Bingo.

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Moviebob is even stupider than the stupid half of this country's population.

[2025.02.13-11f] The Answer to the Ultimate Questions is not the number 42, it is "Thinkers and Believers".
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Based on Moviebob's own standards of "thinkers create, believers destroy", Bob is permanently disqualified from being a thinker, given Bob's perpetually passionate desire to destroy the lives of those guilty of Wrongvote in 2016 and in 2024.



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So says Moviebob, who somehow exists despite being too stupid and selfish to do so.

I hope more Americans understand that "DEI" doesn't mean "hire more women"; it means "firing men like you so that companies can hire more women".
Sounds about right.



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Ah yes, the Democrats didn't go for moral panics, they didn't spend the entirety of 2008 - 2025 finding a new batch of Nazis under literally every rock, and new alt-right "infiltration" of everything from quilting to oil changes to buying a quart of milk...... They weren't the ones getting you fired from your job for scratching your ear in a way that looked kind of like the "OK" sign which we know has ALWAYS BEEN WHITE SUPREMACY!" Nope, they've been the calm ones in the room with a solid and understandable message all along.

13Feb#05
"What the American public want",
Wonder how long they can run on inertia before realizing they lost the popular vote and thus have no means to claim the public want any of what they just failed selling?

Captain Nigger.
13Feb#19
Comparing a comic book plot to Tom Clancy is a paddlin' - his shit was believable.

13Feb#27

From Prof. Wikipedia: "U.S. President Danielle Sutton must defend her family, fellow leaders and the world when the G20 summit in Cape Town, South Africa is taken over by terrorist." The protagonist, needless to say, is Black and fat. In other words, a farce.
Like the failed female Three Musketeers movie? It's got the makings of a great comedy. Alas, they actually think it will work played dead-straight.

Stopped clock moment, he's right. They're scrawny little fellas.... might think they're foxes from a distance (another animal that people overestimate the size of).

But it wouldn't be Bob without the reference to cartoons.


Since "we" lost the apartment?! You got a mouse in your pocket, Bob?
It was his girlfriend, but don't worry, she's imaginary.
 
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I don't know Fauxcahonta's qualification apart from the truthful fact that she is a native-American princess.
Sorry, Fauxcahontas, your continued smears were all for naught. You will eat the tallow fries.
I don't know what world Bobby is living in where "immigration has semi-vanished (what the hell is that even supposed to mean) as a headline," considering ICE enforcement actions are ongoing, border patrols are up, and illegals are getting shipped out daily. All of this is in the news, Bob. I'd honestly love to live in a world where we didn't have to see immigration in the news because we didn't have illegals constantly trying to get in.
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And a former barmaid named "Nice Tits" is now in congress, so what's your point?
What is "imaginary" about any of those concerns, and how is Trump not fixing them? Illegals are getting deported (thus also saving pets from getting eaten), DEI is being jettisoned, troons are banned from women's sports, and woke is being laughed out of existence. The country is rejecting the liberal mindset more and more. Cope and seethe.
13Feb#11a
Here is an op-ed that is also on our A&N. Will Stancil is triggered. Will Stancil is triggered because he (and Bobby) is exactly the kind of people whose whole personality is based on how wrong voters are.
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Economist: "The measures the government uses for economic health do not seem to line up with reality, and we need to have a serious talk about that."
Retard Will Stancil: "Shut up you're stupid fuck you I am the smartest everything is fine"

It will never cease to amaze me how liberals manage to be so unlikable, even to (especially to) people nominally on their side. Remember, Will lost his congressional race by his opponent simply printing the retarded shit he says on a daily basis in his campaign ads.
Then shouldn't you be all for DOGE, Bobby? You want Sisterbang County, Trumpsylvania to suffer, don't you? Shouldn't you be cheering Musk on as he systematically destroys the red states and ensures the death of all Trumpsuckers? The final demise of the Mayo Ghouls is at hand!

I swear, it hurts me to know how many of Bob's euphemisms for conservatives I can regurgitate offhand. I think I should see a therapist.
Now, I'm not a Catholic, so I could very well be wrong on this, but I don't think that Catholics in general view the pope as some infallible entity who is literally God's mouthpiece. Bob is just trying to do another ineffectual dunk on Matt Walsh's correct criticism of the pope's hypocrisy.
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Literally Weimar Republic shit.
Aww, countries nobody cares about want a seat at the big kids' table. How cute.
13Feb#20a
Still, people prefer to talk about Bobby's one-day-old video, which has now reached 21k views.
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Reading between the lines, you can tell that Bobby is really upset that he's one of the few giving a pass to the latest MCU sludge. Gee, I wonder why nobody else is? Could it be that it's yet another formulaic Marvel movie and critics are getting tired of the umpteenth repetition of this same template? No, it's because they're all a bunch of haters and they should be ashamed of themselves for calling it derivative trash!

It bears repeating: Bob, you can gobble Disney's knob all you want, they're not going to hire you.
Counterpoint: I'd rather watch none of them. I literally have zero desire to go back and watch any MCU movies anymore, not even the good ones. They were fun to keep up with at the time, but the event is over and it can't be replicated. Let it die.

And just because there were comparatively bad entries back then doesn't mean that there aren't bad ones now. Sounds like you're just trying to make excuses for shit content.
Can't wait to see his reaction to Disney stopping the DEI shit.

They've announced they stopped the Reimagine Tomorrow a program aimed at developing projects made by minorities. Also, they're dropping the trigger warnings on Disney Plus for older films.
He already did:
It's what you'd expect. "Aha, they removed the sensitivity warnings because of anti-DEI backlash, thus making conservatives the real snowflakes! In your face, triggered chuds!" Never mind that most of the backlash was people saying "bro this is stupid" and not "REEEEEEEEEEE I HATE LIBERALS," Bob just has to get his dunks in.
Since "we" lost the apartment?! You got a mouse in your pocket, Bob?
I've pointed out how stupid it is how he uses the royal "we" when referring to his "business" of exactly one (1) employee, but this is the first time I can remember where he used "we" to refer to himself outside of that context. Either it's a force of habit when referring to himself, or he's desperately trying to imply that he hasn't been single for his entire adult life.
 
Never seen it, but let's go with another type of show that's equivalent to the MCU: Soap Operas. The longest runners, like The Young and the Restless or Days of Our Lives. Never watched them, but my grandmother was a fan, much like a lot of housewives, because there was always something to hook you. A shocking turn, a cliffhanger for the next episode, and a story that could go on for years with characters that these women could sink their teeth into.

And the reason they lasted so long is because they never lost sight of what they were: Schlocky drama serials for bored housewives. They never tried to get the male demographic or chase some phantom modern audience. Of course, I could be completely wrong and everything's about feminism now, but for the majority of their runs, they knew what they were and who they were for.
see also: Coronation Street, which has now been continuously on the air several times a week for 65 years, and was the first regular role on film for a number of well-known actors (Patrick Stewart and Ben Kingsley, among others)
it's never been shy from tackling controversial social issues, and writers are skilled enough to handle them well

Now, I'm not a Catholic, so I could very well be wrong on this, but I don't think that Catholics in general view the pope as some infallible entity who is literally God's mouthpiece. Bob is just trying to do another ineffectual dunk on Matt Walsh's correct criticism of the pope's hypocrisy.
Catholic doctrine certainly doesn't: the Pope has the power to make infallible statements, but he himself is human, and just as capable of fallacy and sin as anyone else
the set of criteria for infallible statements is so strict that only one has ever been made (that the Virgin Mary ascended to heaven immediately after dying - something that doesn't appear in any written scripture, but has been taken as read for hundreds of years)
 
Now, I'm not a Catholic, so I could very well be wrong on this, but I don't think that Catholics in general view the pope as some infallible entity who is literally God's mouthpiece. Bob is just trying to do another ineffectual dunk on Matt Walsh's correct criticism of the pope's hypocrisy.
Bob is a typical retarded atheist. I don't think he went to Catholic school, but he clearly knows nothing. Pope Francis wasn't speaking Ex Cathedra, so we can disagree with it all day. In fact, he never made ANY infallible statements for his whole reign.
 
funny how he never told anyone how that turned out. He's probably too embarrassed to. While you could make the case that all the vinegar in the various hot sauces acted as a preservative, I'm more of the mind that leaving it in the hot sauces for more than 3 days is a recipe for being on the shitter for 2 days minimum.
That sauce 100% turned that chicken into liquid slurry. Bob also 100% then tried to slorp it down, and it probably turned him into a mud hose for a bit. I said it before and I'll say it again, Bob has definitely burned out his tastebuds with all the slop he eats. Bob wouldn't know depth of flavour at all, it's just sugar and fat to him, that's all that he tastes now.
 
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