Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

The combat in the first one is retarded cancer. Haven't played the second one, but it's almost impressive how hard it snaked the fans. This series is like if an "ex liberal" antiwoke grifter hoe was a videogame, and that's fucking hilarious.
The first game had a great idea for it's combat system and if it worked as intended it would have been amazing. What ultimately happens is that most of combat just turns into spamming master strikes, stabbing in the face, bonking on the head, and clinches because stronger enemies counter everything so fancy shit like combos don't really work. Combat should be more enjoyable against stronger foes not the weaker ones.
 
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Even if it didn't have this nonsense in it there is a reason only 11% of people finished the first game. There is this false pushed that this is some beloved franchise when it's in fact a eurojank game that only sold because he sided with gamergate. Even Mafia wasn't a beloved series. I only know of it because let players made fun of the first game.
Both Mafia and KCD1 were cult classics, games that actual gamers played but niggercattle and casuals likely didn't because PewDiePie never talked about it. Doesn't mean these games aren't good for what they are.
This is how Vavra made a career btw, Mafia was quite big at the time it came out and his name being in the credits of it held real value. Mack from WAB is a big fan of his, hence his channel's sudden suicide at the beck and call of daddy Vavra.
 
I missed the miller quest because the exciting setup was "haul some flour for me to prove your worth" and I refused to do it, given that I was a man in full plate armor, with a sword and a destrier and several thousand gold coins in my pocket. I don't think the writers really thought this one through. But they're not capable of coming up with a quest that DOESN'T INVOLVE DOING A MAN'S CHORES FOR HIM.
 
I missed the miller quest because the exciting setup was "haul some flour for me to prove your worth" and I refused to do it, given that I was a man in full plate armor, with a sword and a destrier and several thousand gold coins in my pocket. I don't think the writers really thought this one through. But they're not capable of coming up with a quest that DOESN'T INVOLVE DOING A MAN'S CHORES FOR HIM.
There is at least 3 instances of you having to waste time and haul sacks that I counted so far, two of these being mandatory main mission stuff. This is a game where Henry is a knight but barely does anything even remotely related to being one unless he bums around in the open world.
 
Time to add to the 'humiliation ritual simulator' talk. I just saw Henry get tricked into investigating three privies under the guise of there being demons. Gotta say, kind of disappointed there weren't demons. It was a bit of a prank, nothing as gross as having to sample yummy yummy cadavers. It was, however, humiliating for the main character. Luckily he could punch the quest giver's lights out. Henry at one point also has to grab a book feet away from a man who just shat himself to death, for that miller fella.

I can also report that the target audience for the Henry and Hans as butt buddies dynamic makes themselves known loudly, repeatedly, and with flavorful comments regarding Hans Capon and his role in the dynamic. They're very passionate.
 
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There is at least 3 instances of you having to waste time and haul sacks that I counted so far, two of these being mandatory main mission stuff. This is a game where Henry is a knight but barely does anything even remotely related to being one unless he bums around in the open world.
There's also one in the open world where you have to carry a corpse 200m because I guess the developers couldn't figure out how to code the player being able to add things to the horse.
 
"haul some flour for me to prove your worth"
Wouldn't an actual knight beat someone's ass for telling them that? As if the class bred to kill motherfuckers to keep the meek gormless shitstained helpless sheeple faggots from being swordfucked to death and their wives raped would accept the idea that their worth is determined by how well they do a miller's bitchwork
 
Wouldn't an actual knight beat someone's ass for telling them that? As if the class bred to kill motherfuckers to keep the meek gormless shitstained helpless sheeple faggots from being swordfucked to death and their wives raped would accept the idea that their worth is determined by how well they do a miller's bitchwork
Unlike KCD1, in this game Henry is not a fully developed man with a set of skills and beliefs and integrity; he has somehow emotionally regressed to being a child who does whatever errands are requested of him, without any agency or status of his own to push back with. He just sits there and takes every insult, every snide remark, every challenge to his noble authority. As a page to a lord, Henry *should* be allowed to beat the fuck out of ingrate, mud-covered, resentful peasants. Unfortunately, though, this game is made and funded by the genetic descendants *of* said ingrate, mud-covered, resentful peasants. So their genetic resentments come out in a narrative wherein you play as a low-born scrub who rises through the ranks, only to now be dragged down into the bucket by your fellow crabs. The layers of devs/vavra telling on themselves in KCD2 is astounding.
 
Wouldn't an actual knight beat someone's ass for telling them that?
I don't particularly like GRRM or his writings, but one thing I am always reminded of is his criticism of many fantasy stories where the protagonist can just brazenly talk back at nobles or treat a king or emperor as any other man.

This was not done, these people were extremely conscious of their status and position, not only because they believed themselves to be superior (or divinely ordained), but also because their grip on power depended on reinforcing their right to rule among the commoners.

One of the most egregious behaviors that so many isekai protagonists engage in is constantly telling people not to call them "lord" or "master", thus not only weakening their own position in the pecking order, but also enraging other nobles by actively trying to undermine their class privilege.

Even for a gameplay perspective this sequence is gay. Why can't I threaten this faggot with extreme violence like in every other RPG? Hell, in Fallout games you actually get unique dialogue if your reputation/level is high enough, if you have specific perks, or if you're wearing power armor - some NPCs will think twice about getting smart with you. It's not applied universally, but people in the game acknowledge you're a bad motherfucker that can fuck them up.

Then again, we all know this game is just one big humiliation ritual for the playerbase, for Czechs and for Europeans in general.
 
Mansa Musa is often called the "richest man in history," but honestly, he might’ve been the biggest spender ever. On his pilgrimage to Mecca, he threw so much gold around that he basically broke entire economies.

I mean, imagine throwing stacks of cash in the streets like 50 Cent at a strip club, except this was medieval Africa, and he was crashing local economies.

50 Cent did the same thing, living large, throwing cash around, and acting untouchable, only for it to catch up with him in the end when he went bankrupt. Imagine flexing so hard you crumbled an empire, an empire of mud, but still.

On the subject of Mali, The Great Mosque of Djenné gets hyped up as some architectural wonder, but let’s be real, it is just a giant mud hut. While medieval Europe was building stone cathedrals with insane detail, flying buttresses, and stained glass that still stand today, Mali was stacking mud and hoping it wouldn’t wash away.

The nigger is genetically predisposed to making it rain and not thinking about the future.
 
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Even if it didn't have this nonsense in it there is a reason only 11% of people finished the first game. There is this false pushed that this is some beloved franchise when it's in fact a eurojank game that only sold because he sided with gamergate. Even Mafia wasn't a beloved series. I only know of it because let players made fun of the first game.
Shit on KCDII all you want but this revisionist history is bullshit. Mafia and KCDI were great games.

And using achievement percentages is a tired and worthless argument. Most people do not finish any games. Yes, you can find rare exceptions where some games have high finish rates, but that speaks nothing to the quality of the game. You can even find games with achievements like "press start to progress to the main menu" where a large percentage of players haven't even gotten that. There's a million factors that go into those percentages; they don't tell you anything.

Also, KCDI's brilliance was that you weren't constrained to the main quest. The best parts of that game are exploring and doing the side missions outside of the main story (aka you have no inclination to "finish" it). From what I've read it sounds like KCDII ditches this game design.
 
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The nigger is genetically predisposed to making it rain and not thinking about the future.
Funny, someone said something similar here(?) and it's painfully true. I've seen so many negroids spend money as soon as they get it and wonder why they're broke. They're a race of melanin infused Bossmanjack's.
Mafia and KCDI were great games.
Like another said whose name I forget, the people going "oh KCD1 wasn't actually good" are people coping with the sequel being garbage by trying to pretend they never were invested in the series to begin with. While I personally don't think KCD1 is "great," it's definitely good. If everyone immediately 180'd on their opinion of a media because the following work associated with it is dogshit, a lot of great media would be unrightfully clowned on and forgotten. People need to admit it's ok to feel disappointed by a sequel and still think the first media was good (if it was). Fury Road was shit but it doesn't make the original Mad Max shit.
This all but confirms the Hans/Henry romance is fujoshit written by a manjaw slavic witch
Woman writes that "her man" defends her by threatening extreme violence. Checks out.
 
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