Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[ADHD]

So when she gains more weight as we all know she will, will her arms fill back out and potentially split her seams or will it settle elsewhere?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Her entire body is going to end up puckered, folded, constricted, and pockmarked. Does she even understand what she’s doing to herself?

No she wants an easy fix. Supposedly she said on one of the podcasts that she scars poorly. She could end up with huge keloid scars.

 

[ChantalsTaintBalls]

I’m ready for a medical horror arc. I hope her arm rots off. What a moron.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I would love to be an invisible fly on the wall when her, (spit!), doctors talk to her about the procedures she has had and may have in future. What do they say to a diehard fat tard that convinces them that a typically minor COSMETIC procedure can remove a shit ton of fat?

This is Anna who shares the death fat delusion that somewhere out there, exists a magic potion or special procedure that will melt it all away with no real lifestyle changes.

I was honestly staggered when she began mentioning the surgery. This woman, with a post graduate degree was buying that her fat, could just be sliced away? Did it not occur to her that if it was that simple, the clinics performing these procedures would be booked solid and multiplying.

Yeah, it must have been a damned fine sales pitch and I’d love to see the script. I don’t imagine it would work too well with anyone with senior high school human biology courses under their belt. Fat does not exist in a vacuum. Some superficial fat is fairly easy to remove but visceral fat and other areas loaded with organs? Nope. Much of that fat is surrounding and incorporated into organ systems you don’t want to damage.

I see where Anna has already had surgeries and frankly there is zero improvement. If anything, she looks worse with skin doing weird things. The lipo she had up until now has been minor but with some objectively ugly results.

The brachioplasty is a whole other level of insanity. Although I had a good idea what the incision would look like, it was still shocking to see. It’s difficult for me to think she will recover without at least one problem cropping up but we’ll know soon enough.

What I’d really like to know is what’s next. Does she plan to keep letting these doctors cut her up 1 chunk at a time, every few months? If not or even if, is she planning any other actions?

 

[Amberglow]

Look at Jacklyn Adan’s arms after surgery and subsequent weight gain, her arms look like a balloon animal.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Wow, those garish fucking incisions! How very Icarus-like of her - down to her wax wings and flying too close to the sun. Watching the casual brutality of the healthcare industry to make a quick buck has been extremely blackpilling.

 

[Terfatron]

Ive been away and I have some catching up to do but I just have a question, Anna have thin man lips, why hasn't she had filler done? Has she ever talked about it?
She don't seem to be above it or is it the test holiday brand of "f your beauty standards" aka "i will doing anything for beauty but I won't do THAT"?

 

[BronzeAgeOBrien]

It could be her, but there are quite a few pear-shaped super-obese people out there.

Yeah, not only is the gait off and the feet not quite right, this woman has dark skin (you can see her hand at 3:59 and I am pretty sure she's not white.) She's also too short and her ankle to knee length is way too short. Anna has long legs, like a model...blue whale.

Also, Anna is much BIGGER than this. This woman isn't that unusual a size relative to our traveling queen. If they had Anna in their B- reel they'd trash it so as to not start Bigfoot rumors.

And this is filming people leaving on an international flight from Philly, why would Anna ever catch an international flight from Philly?

eta Anna after her full round of surgeries

 

[Barbarella]

Wow, so much for a mini arm lift and discrete incision in the armpit.

Anna did say that, right? Is that what she thought or did she lie?

If she gains weight with her arms cut from elbow to axillary, that whole thing might blow. She’s admitted on camera to gaining 30 pounds of weight in a few days so it’s not impossible.

 

[I call shenanigans]

So when she gains more weight as we all know she will, will her arms fill back out and potentially split her seams or will it settle elsewhere?

I answered this earlier, but with weight gain her scar will tighten and she’ll end up with double bingo flaps on her arms. One on each side of the scar. The scar will also widen and likely pucker due to adhesions. She won’t split it open, or shouldn’t if she had a decent surgeon, but with these quacks anything’s possible.

Wow, so much for a mini arm lift and discrete incision in the armpit.

Anna did say that, right? Is that what she thought or did she lie?

It was the spiel on the plastic surgeons website that claimed the scars were discreet because they won’t be seen from the front or back views when arms are by the side. Once you move the arms though, there’s no hiding brachioplasty scars. I have seen a photo of someone that had garlands of flowers tattooed over their scars which worked pretty well with the belt of flowers around her stomach to cover her 360 tummy lift.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I think I spotted Anna

I hope that's her. If not, that means there are two women shaped like that.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Once you move the arms though, there’s no hiding brachioplasty scars. I have seen a photo of someone that had garlands of flowers tattooed over their scars which worked pretty well with the belt of flowers around her stomach to cover her 360 tummy lift

I would have loved to see Anna get tattooed. An Anna tattoo expert arc would have been so much fun. I would love to see her go through the whole process: researching the best artist with the best TikToks she can stitch with or whatever, telling us all about the best ointments to apply afterwards, all that dumb shit. She would probably pick something stupid (no doubt a result of an instagram poll or something like that) and we would be able to laugh at the permanent but ultimately mostly harmless thing she’s done this time. Like in the good ol’ days, you know, when she freaked out at Hawaiian shrimp shacks and got mad at words of encouragement. I want stupid Monster Dating videos and crying into sheet cakes on Valentine’s Day. But no, she’s gone full horror, and we are far, far beyond “crazy diarrhea“ territory this year. That turbulence on the plane is just a harbinger of worse turbulence to come.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Anna’s very clearly having a muh mentals hulth crisis. What’s the over/under on her ADHD-driven poor impulse control overriding her narcissistic main character delusions juuuuust long enough for her to take a toaster bath now that she can’t use her arms anymore?

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Is it not customary to cover the face of the deceased before they're cremated?

Joking aside... that lengthy jagged row of stitches/staples on her arm made me wince. How is this even legal? And she was AWAKE during it?!?! Duuuude.

Anna should have had a full psychological work-up before consenting to this. Clearly she's delusional and needs mental healthcare--not sponsorship-discount deals with slimy, money-hungry, Dr. Frankenstein wannabes. The whole thing is an ethics trainwreck.

Having said that, I'm looking forward to seeing Anna wrecked off her ass on painkillers and booze, immobilized on the couch, hair slicked with grease and knotted, sporting stained and gamey-smelling pajamas that don't match. Kind of hoping for a meltdown, too; where she gets upset and second guesses her insane behaviour while drinking blended Nando's with a straw. Maybe Jon will finally quit. Data will be shitting everywhere. SNACK HAUL!

 

[I call shenanigans]

But she'll have an Anaesthetist there monitoring her in case anything goes awry, I assume this is possible as the Plastic Surgeon doing the arms is able to operate with them (unlike Scamron).

I don’t claim to know the standards for the US, but as someone that has had many “twighlight/conscious sedations” in Australia, there was no requirement for an anesthecist to be present. In fact my last one two months ago, the only personnel present were the supervising GI fellow, the GI registrar that did the procedure and the anaesthesia, plus a nurse.

Just looked it up, and indeed a nurse can do conscious sedation in the US.

A nurse, health care provider, or dentist, will give you conscious sedation in the hospital or outpatient clinic. Most of the time, it will not be an anesthesiologist. The medicine will wear off quickly, so it is used for short, uncomplicated procedures.

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/007409.htm

Guaranteed these quacks did NOT have an anesthecist in that room.

ETA: I’d seriously doubt there is an anesthecist in the world that would sign off on Anna’s elective cosmetic surgery, given her BMI (which could be anywhere from 70-100 BMI). Even with conscious/twilight sedation, they’d require she was using her CPAP lying on her back, instead of her fucking glasses that were totally unnecessary.

 

[beautiful person]

This shit is horrifying. I don't dislike Anna enough to get any joy out of her being manipulated and mutilated by psychopathic LA plastic surgeons, but I guess I'll probably find the drama of her trying to recover from this horror that she signed herself up for to be interesting and amusing. At least she has the money to pay for drugs to dope herself up with, and nurses to hopefully fend off fatal infection.

 

[Stop Gap]

We've seen Anna's face, we know she's not capable of leaving a scab unpicked. If she or the scam doctors want Instagram-ready after pics, they need to treat her like a dog, with a cone around her thick neck and mittens over her paws.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Maybe J Aprileo should see if Anna’s plastic surgeon will do a teets yeet under conscious sedation! I suspect he might given he’ll clearly do a full on brachioplasty that way. I’m horrified if I’m honest.

ETA: For those that may not know, conscious/twighlight sedation is delivered via your veins in you hand, while general anaesthesia is delivered via incubation into your lungs. If your BMI is <35 you probably don’t need to worry about undergoing surgery, but above that you should probably be concerned,

 

[Breadbear]

What the FUCK

Holy shit imagine doing all of that instead of putting down the sheet cake and taking a fucking walk

 

[lottalove]

Dr Amron put a snippet of Anna's video in his Insta reel section, following a before and after arm pic of another patient: