DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

sorry I'm autistic, what is the relevance of 1651? is it literally just some random number?

I think that was the dollar ammount he was keep is paying for the WWECHAMPIONS packs no? 16.51 It came up a dozen times in a row.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

sorry I'm autistic, what is the relevance of 1651? is it literally just some random number?

On the bank leaks he had a ton of 16.51 transactions with apple, which is a 14.99 Hogan pull plus Washington state sales tax

 

[Corpun]

This boob situation is getting out of hand.
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He has really degraded health wise and has gotten really self-conscious about it. Except instead of doing anything like getting some exercise or going out and touching grass he refuses to acknowledge the problem. I know it's unrealistic but there is a chance Phil will look like some horrific abomination that is the cross between Ethan Ralph, Cyraxx, and Gollum in those flashback scenes combined.

A DSP evolving into that level of lolcowdom is not what I want to watch.

With all the food slop he consumes im surprised he hasnt develop a health condition. Maybe it will appear in his later years.

Hate to break it to you

 

[00R-Gundam]

With his hardcore begging, imagine dsp working as a waiter and losing his shit when he doesnt get a tip.

 

[We Are The Witches]

So we have another one of those coincidences with numbers in the Vortex. These are a couple more (which have been posted already):

Reality always feeds the Vortex, and the Vortex always feeds reality; they are intertwined in ways people underestimate.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

So we have another one of those coincidences with numbers in the Vortex. These are a couple more (which have been posted already):

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Reality always feeds the Vortex, and the Vortex always feeds reality; they are intertwined in ways people underestimate.

Interesting find, it's weird how things line up sometimes. It sort of reminds me of Benford's Law, in that I wonder if the numbers in things are truly coincidental/random or not.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“They lied to me. It said Europe snack box and this is Turkey” well, technically a part of Turkey is in Europe. So they weren’t lying lol

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Next dsp tries it is, according to DSP

"Groundbreaking" Shamrock shakes and Angel Reese Kahnmbow from McDonald's

The only thing groundbreaking in his household is Khet this fucking pig

 

[Fuckyoudad]

A new Onimusha game was announced not too long ago.

They're also remastering Onimusha 2 as well so chances are remasters of 3 and 4 will come down the line later therefore PoserSydePhil must CONSOOM so he can misremember every detail and be seen to "get" references that aren't actually being made when the reboot comes out.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Next dsp tries it is, according to DSP

"Groundbreaking" Shamrock shakes and Angel Reese Kahnmbow from McDonald's

The only thing groundbreaking in his household is Khet this fucking pig

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So, a regular shake (that everyone knows) and a quarter pounder (that everyone knows). Nothing know. Just paying to feed a middle aged man shit that McDonald’s had for decades. Honestly, if Phil was still in his alt right grift, I could see him ranting about women sports or something about the women basketball since Angel is a basketball player. Thank god, the alt right grift is gone. Well, until he goes on that nut case podcast today

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

“They lied to me. It said Europe snack box and this is Turkey” well, technically a part of Turkey is in Europe. So they weren’t lying lol

It's even more retarded than that, the amazon listing says Eurasia. Another case of the gout-lord misreading things.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[Comma]

Yep, he's going full foot fetish.

EDIT: and he just retconnd the literal YEARS of begging for people to give him money so he could put on hats and glasses, by calling them "obnoxious and annoying"

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Another great example of the fact that DSP's actions and words hold no value whatsoever.

 

[PieceofShet]

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I think he can lick his own toe.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It's even more retarded than that, the amazon listing says Eurasia. Another case of the gout-lord misreading things.

We’ll, the piggy has no case now. Iol 34 dollars for the box, but for 1-2k he will try one snack. I never want to hear him bitch about the price of things. Inb4 “do you guys think I can write the snack boxes off ma taxes? hack hack hack”

 

[FormerPro]

Phil is currently asking for 150 dollars to play Street Fighter 6 today instead of tomorrow. Not an additional SF6 stream, literally just to swap it from one day to another.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Phil is currently asking for 150 dollars to play Street Fighter 6 today instead of tomorrow. Not an additional SF6 stream, literally just to swap it from one day to another.

Where's JaxxRaxxor/Faggot when you need him?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Next dsp tries it is, according to DSP

"Groundbreaking" Shamrock shakes and Angel Reese Kahnmbow from McDonald's

The only thing groundbreaking in his household is Khet this fucking pig

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How's he going to be able to eat the slop with his fingernails in his mouth the whole time looking at the basketball american chick on the bag?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

They're also remastering Onimusha 2 as well so chances are remasters of 3 and 4 will come down the line later therefore PoserSydePhil must CONSOOM so he can misremember every detail and be seen to "get" references that aren't actually being made when the reboot comes out.

Just dawned on me he's trying to pull that fallout 4 shit by riding the coat tails of the series current buzz.

 

[UsedUp]

Don't usually know where to post things that immediately make me think of DSP at random times cause of his very special and robust lexicon.

The title gave me a chuckle cause it's very DSP. Only imagine that in some board room there was a DSP orbiter that was pitching an idea for a game and  thus was created.