DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
“What are you gonna do? Email bandai and tell them I’m live-streaming the beta? Hahahahahaaha!”
This faggot really doesn’t know how YouTube works?
This nigga doesn't know how life works, let alone YouTube. I swear, his fucking ego has been going through the roof.
 
Boy, that $1500 was really worth it. DiabetesSydePhil when?
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I can’t with his lip smacking. Sounds horrible. Also, I can’t take the opinion of a Middle Aged man who uses the word “yummy” and “ewwww”. He’s 43. His vocabulary should be more evolved than this basic shit.

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This 43 year old man thinks fish isn’t meat. Really? You graduated college? You “R” word mother fucker
 
With all the food slop he consumes im surprised he hasnt develop a health condition. Maybe it will appear in his later years.
I think his food intake is the least of his worries.

Alcoholic
Doesn’t go to the doctors/dentist/specialists
Inhaling black mold/dust
Mountains of trash in his garage

Those are just off the top of my head.
 
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You should kill yourself NOW!
Yes, I’m a fag but even though pathetic Dave was saying it, that was actually…not upsetting but affecting. Like I could almost feel his hateful energy.

Anyway, damn his cockroach luck because 9/10 streamers with that many live viewers would catch a suspension for that shit. He’s massively out of bounds.
 
I still wanna know what Phil thinks about his sister in law. He never really came out and gave his thoughts about her, just that she "threated to kill me." I mean, she did *shrug*. It's all hallowed threats, however. Knowing Phil, he has that hatchet at the ready for Jenna to try to break in and rescue Phil's prized Clydesdale.
She recently said she wants to eat his ass... ... ... no other context needed, source below.

Tweet: https://x.com/snow_jenna1208/status/1889409123172671762
Archive: https://archive.is/f54dl

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“What are you gonna do? Email bandai and tell them I’m live-streaming the beta? Hahahahahaaha!”
This faggot really doesn’t know how YouTube works?
For someone who has famously been struck for copyright by multiple game developers, he sure is a fucking retard. Why does he even feel the need to taunt and insult people about this? Even if they're trolling him, they're trolling him by trying to keep his channel from getting copyright struck? Or does he think Da Trollz are trying to keep Phil from succeeding by not streaming the hot new game content that this time will surely save the business and his dying channel?

I, for one, Phil think you should stream the beta. Fuck those dirty gooks trying to keep you down. They can't stop THE KING BABY LETS GET SOME SUUUUUUUUUBS.
 
For someone who has famously been struck for copyright by multiple game developers, he sure is a fucking retard. Why does he even feel the need to taunt and insult people about this? Even if they're trolling him, they're trolling him by trying to keep his channel from getting copyright struck? Or does he think Da Trollz are trying to keep Phil from succeeding by not streaming the hot new game content that this time will surely save the business and his dying channel?
Hey Phil, how do you feel about streaming Atlus games? FUCK ATLUS! THEY DMCA'D ME! THEY STOLE FROM ME! I'LL NEVER STREAM AN ATLUS GAME AGAIN! EVER!

Hey Phil, if you stream this, we'll report you. TO WHO?! I'M ABOVE ALL OF YOU!

Stream it Phil, I want you to get slapped around some more.
 
Analogy time: I always likened those early fgc days like the first few years of the UFC where it was a couple legit fighters and a bunch of titty bar bouncers and strip mall karate senseis Phil thinks he was the Royce Gracie or Dan Severn of that period when in reality he was the sumo guy who got his face caved in or the black dude who wore a single boxing glove.
This is spot on lmao.

Slight PL but as someone who also grew up on the east coast and frequented a lot of the same arcades and east court tournaments Phil mentions. Hearing him call himself a “former pro fighting game player” always irked me.

This analogy sums that up perfectly. At the time of Phil’s peak in the fgc there was really only a handful of people you could truly consider “pros” and Phil was definitely not one of them. Putting yourself into debt flying around the country to enter tournaments doesn’t make you a pro.

He’s never been sponsored every tournament he’s ever been to was paid for out of his own pocket. Outside of maybe some CT locals I doubt he ever even made a profit off of anything fgc related during that time.
 
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