Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

And if the kids ingested coke residue off these plates it is Kayla's fault for not doing the dishes.

>my Korean dishwasher was too small
>my sentient dishwasher was high and watching Star Trek

 

[Pentamidine]

He talked about this subscription back when I watched him in like 2021 maybe? He described it like he'd get access to more clothes for a much better price than he would otherwise and it came with pre-coordinated outfits. It sounds vaguely sensible, but I wanna say that service sent him this retarded-looking purple suit he wears in one picture that literally nobody but elderly black people wear.

I used one of those services for exactly one month. You end up paying full MSRP for stuff that you'd normally get at end-of-season sales. It's not a better price, you're overpaying to have some woman pick out outfits for you.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You know what? Everyone I know has some sort of Korean appliance in their house, commonly LG washer/dryers and maybe fridges and ranges. (Some Samsung, but most of them have gone to shit.) Also, I know LG makes large capacity machines. It has nothing to do with the country it's from, Nick you idiot, this is just a bizarre and typical racist cope.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

All Nicks antics and bullshit make me wonder what Kayla is still doing with him in all honesty. A real caring mother of her children would never allow them to live in a drug den, or have them go hungry or want for love and attention. I'm aware that drug using couples fall into this lifestyle, but I thought that this would be the wake up call that Kayla needed to be sober and present for her kids, and have them safely away from Nicks continuing drug abusing behaviors, and failures as a parent and father.

The more that this remains the status quo, the more respect that I lose for her also. I guess she just settled for Nitrous Nick McNerd due to having rich parents, just saw dollar signs and easiness of life instead of finding a real man to look after her or be the true father to her children.

A woman who was happy and content with her man would never have opted to go swinging in the first place. This truly shows how unattractive he became to her, and how searching out other penises to pleasure her in Jamaica and on home turf no less, filled the void that she could no longer turn away from.

Kayla hates this man. It was clear from his locals cooking stream where they pretended to awkwardly flirt, she is embarrassed by him. And is probably in such a state of lowliness that escapism and depression of how shit her life turned out that she just stays as it's 'comfortable' for her. As some may remember they actually talked about cucking years ago, and what reasons would a woman stay in that kind of relationship. Comfortable, but not 'comfort' I believe was said.

I wonder sometimes if she reads this thread. Mainly to laugh at how everyone views Nick and sees through his lies. Thing is Kayla. Does staying with him make you look ANY better? Something to think about.

 

[Grayback]

All Nicks antics and bullshit make me wonder what Kayla is still doing with him

A real caring mother of her children would never allow them to live in a drug den, or have them go hungry or want for love and attention.

Yeah, agreed. And she's just not that.

I thought that this would be the wake up call that Kayla needed to be sober and present for her kids

Nope. It really seems like she just has zero drive. Maybe it's from depression, or mental illness, or just from having weak, shitty, lazy character.
People like this (myself included, at one point) just accept the status quo and find ways to keep surviving within it. They'll find tiny, selfish adjustments that they can make to just keep themselves comfortable, but they'll never fundamentally change anything about their situation, either changing themselves or their environment. And if someone else in their life is the problem, they'll never stand up to that person. They'll just keep their head down and try to make it to the next day, and the next day.

If she ever does leave this marriage, it'll be because her family members staged an intervention and are dragging her out. She won't put forth the effort herself.
Even questioning your own marriage takes a lot of self-motivation, awareness, skepticism, etc., none of which it seems like she's blessed with.

Kayla hates this man. It was clear from his locals cooking stream where they pretended to awkwardly flirt, she is embarrassed by him.

Maybe. Or maybe she came across like that because she's just shy and awkward, like Nick always said about her. Maybe he wasn't lying that one time, and she really is an awkward sperg just like basically every other Scandinavian.
When it comes to her thoughts about him, I don't think that we can do much better than just guessing. We'll know when it's public.

I wonder sometimes if she reads this thread.

I'm sure that she doesn't. It would take more wherewithal to even find this thread than I think she's capable of—and it would take thicker skin to put up with it, and to keep coming back to it, than I think she has.


I think that Kayla ever seeming like a good mom was all just a LARP. And it was easier to keep up the façade back when resources were plentiful and times were good.
Maybe she liked the aesthetic of being some wonderful, idyllic stay-at-home mom, but she doesn't like actually doing the work associated with it. Not if it involves having to get out of bed and leave the TV behind.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It's defined under Subsection 7 of 617.261.

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To recap, since he foolishly did this on air, he allegedly sent an image to Geno and said "Your boy didn't do so bad, did he?" That's it.

I struggle to find how what he did falls within the definition above.

Nor do I believe any of these fucking people are what you would claim are reasonable anymore.

He's flexing over a sexual conquest to another man. I certainly don't condone it, but I don't think it severely impacts her safety, security, or privacy. Especially not after all the other shit that has happened. Meanwhile, Nick is talking non-stop about Aaron eating his cum, and was bragging months ago about how he made April bleed (eww x2). It's similar juvenile bullshit, except it doesn't involve any image from his end supposedly (thank God!).

Aaron is a moron. If he got, say, I dunno, 30 days in county clink for that (which he might be at risk for some time because of his priors) for the misdemeanor I wouldn't really shed a tear.

He doesn't deserve prison and a felony on his record for such stupid ass bullshit though. Not for Kayla Rekieta. Nobody in that mess is a victim of anything other than their own poor
life decisions and they need to fucking deal with that instead of engaging in embarrassing slap fights for the whole world to see.

EDIT: Typos.

The theoretical problem is that definition of harass. Particularly privacy.

The statute is ultimately written in a circular way to allow an upgrade to felony to come very quickly. Sharing a picture without consent is obviously a privacy issue and that's obviously how you start at a misdemeanor. Then they specifically mention privacy again in the harassment definition for an upgrade to felony. This ultimately allows a prosecutor to get creative.

Is a jury going to be convinced? Probably not if Aaron's lawyer does a good job, but with statutes written that way you start out with an uphill battle. I'd still guess at least some jurors will stick to a colloquial understanding of harass.

It will suck for Kayla if it does actually get to trial, as Aaron's lawyer will air all the dirty laundry in order to make a jury think "fuck these people". The swinging, the drugs, the fact this was all a plot to undermine Aaron's credibility in a criminal case.

Because Nick would rather score some weird W over Aaron over the feelings of his wife, he is ok with it. I say weird W as ironically Aaron would still look like the least worst person after it all.

 

[AltisticRight]

2. Kayla does not want to testify (shocker).

>your honour, we the defence would like to present this set of slatternly stills

>Correct, your honour. The first one was captured in Jamaica at a resort called Hedonism II. A sturdy tripod was used, the Ricardo MkII. It was good at mounting cameras and ladies while their husbands watch.
>The second one featured a liquor bottle wedged up her butt. Your honour, we can tell it's her because of this video. *presents the video where skelly shows his 9582 booze bottles*
>You can see this was indeed Kayla, your honour, from the trashy trollop tattoos that are visible to you RIGHT NOW. *points to the zonked out pillhead*
I would like to sentence everyone involved in this to the gas chamber
>I have a suggestion, your honour; instead of Zyklon B, we can use Galaxy G.

Remember he had some faggy clothes subscription.

Yeah, it's one of these garbage fast fashion subscription services full of cheap slave labour rubbish that will fall apart after being worn once or twice. It targets retards who don't want to do laundry, just wear and toss like single use plastics.
Well, skelly missed the last step.

This is the type of shit that makes me think Minnesota is fucked up. Yeah, we totally need to protect the dignity of the pilled out failure of a mother who willingly sent that picture to another married man. What's that you say? Nick got caught with 27 grams of coke in the same house as five children? His 8 year old daughter tested positive for coke, and the kids went unfed and unwashed? Well, he just needs more money for them programs and sheet (which Nick will either not avail himself of, or openly mock if he were forced). He is a "whitebread ass nigga," after all.

That state has their priorities as straight as a slatternly skelly that wants to breed fat nonces like Patrick Melton.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Kayla had previously shared lewds onto a internet community with over 5000 paying members

I think Kayla (and anyone) has the right to control which images are disseminated. It's their choice. If the image that Aaron shared was one of the images shared with paying members, then it becomes relevant but if not, it's not relevant to the criminal case.

I think the biggest issue here is intent. Aaron was bragging but proving his intent was to cause any harm to Kayla seems a really tall order. It muddies the waters too much to imply Kayla can't be harmed because she's a whore. It might be possible to argue she gave up an expectation of privacy when she shared that particular photo with more people than Aaron did.

You know what? Everyone I know has some sort of Korean appliance in their house, commonly LG washer/dryers and maybe fridges and ranges. (Some Samsung, but most of them have gone to shit.) Also, I know LG makes large capacity machines. It has nothing to do with the country it's from, Nick you idiot, this is just a bizarre and typical racist cope.

And the GE front-load laundry machine design engineer went to LG. They are nearly identical in features, size, and mechanics. Nicks knowledge of laundry is surpassed only by his knowledge debt-leveraging finance.

Things Nick has never done:
1) Made money on any investment
2) Washed his children's clothes
3) Pretended to be gay

 

[Vibralldo]

All Nicks antics and bullshit make me wonder what Kayla is still doing with him in all honesty. A real caring mother of her children would never allow them to live in a drug den, or have them go hungry or want for love and attention. I'm aware that drug using couples fall into this lifestyle, but I thought that this would be the wake up call that Kayla needed to be sober and present for her kids, and have them safely away from Nicks continuing drug abusing behaviors, and failures as a parent and father.

The more that this remains the status quo, the more respect that I lose for her also. I guess she just settled for Nitrous Nick McNerd due to having rich parents, just saw dollar signs and easiness of life instead of finding a real man to look after her or be the true father to her children.

A woman who was happy and content with her man would never have opted to go swinging in the first place. This truly shows how unattractive he became to her, and how searching out other penises to pleasure her in Jamaica and on home turf no less, filled the void that she could no longer turn away from.

Kayla hates this man. It was clear from his locals cooking stream where they pretended to awkwardly flirt, she is embarrassed by him. And is probably in such a state of lowliness that escapism and depression of how shit her life turned out that she just stays as it's 'comfortable' for her. As some may remember they actually talked about cucking years ago, and what reasons would a woman stay in that kind of relationship. Comfortable, but not 'comfort' I believe was said.

I wonder sometimes if she reads this thread. Mainly to laugh at how everyone views Nick and sees through his lies. Thing is Kayla. Does staying with him make you look ANY better? Something to think about.

Kayla's a pilled out retard with learned helplessness that uses how weak and pathetic she is as an excuse to not have to put effort into anything. She absolutely hates having to put effort into things more than anything else in her life.

She could escape, but that'd mean she has to do more than get high and watch star trek all day. She'd personally put each of her kids feet first into a wood chipper if it meant she could go back to Deep Space 9 right after.

 

[Melty Butter]

And the GE front-load laundry machine design engineer went to LG. They are nearly identical in features, size, and mechanics. Nicks knowledge of laundry is surpassed only by his knowledge debt-leveraging finance.

They're plenty big,

Link to post with all the Zillow pics.
While these are pics from 2018 when they bought the house, if he replaced them I assume we would have heard about it.
For the tech nerds who care to figure out the brand. I googled logos but others would know better. Electrolux on the right?

Anyway, these are not small machines.

 

[Oxyjen]

They're plenty big,
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Link to post with all the Zillow pics.
While these are pics from 2018 when they bought the house, if he replaced them I assume we would have heard about it.
For the tech nerds who care to figure out the brand. I googled logos but others would know better. Electrolux on the right?
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Anyway, these are not small machines.

I think you’re right. 4.5 cu foot then.
Equivalent to about 9kg in the euro market, which is about as big as they go.
Electrolux isn’t Korean either last I heard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Anyway, these are not small machines.

He acts like Asian appliances are sized like Chinese-made clothing, where their XL is a US small. It’s just Nick lying again, as usual. (But I wouldn’t buy Korean appliances again because a lot of repair places won’t touch them due to the parts being a bitch to import. The advice I was given was to get American-made only after my Samsung range shit the bed less than a year after purchase.)

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

As a laundry nerd, it’s actually Germany that makes smaller washers. In particular, the Miele brand.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway, these are not small machines.

There's nothing this faggot won't lie about.

 

[Melty Butter]

Crossposting from Imholte thread for those interested. I laughed. Poor Aaron. He's not equipped for Ralph's bloodsports. (Rekieta is mentioned a few times at the beginning.)

Okay, this is amusing. Jesse P-S and Ethan Ralph are declaring war on Aaron and the Dabbleverse.

Killstream clip from Doom:

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Crossposting from Imholte thread for those interested. I laughed. Poor Aaron. He's not equipped for Ralph's bloodsports. (Rekieta is mentioned a few times at the beginning.)

This is all Nick's fault. I didn't need to know about Aaron, Melton, Keanu and Geno. They all interact with each other in one way or another and the net keeps expanding.

He has a lot to answer for.

 

[Captain Manning]

If the image that Aaron shared was one of the images shared with paying members, then it becomes relevant but if not, it's not relevant to the criminal case.

I presume it's not, because I don't think Nick permitted outright nudes on the Locals. That's one of the few rules he imposed. That and no criticism of him, of course.

Meanwhile, Still_Life can threaten to kill people on the regular.

Anyways, the probable cause report describes the picture in question as one where her breasts are fully exposed. That's per Geanu.

But I think that's a @Himedall All-seeing Waifu question.

The reason why people bring up her exhibitionism, and her sharing such pictures, and engaging in various deplorable conduct, while being a married woman with five kids, is because it shows how she's not a very sympathetic "victim." To the point where considering her such is almost laughable. Infuriating even. The real victim here is her children.

I know that would likely be irrelevant as part of a dispassionate legal analysis in Aaron's case, but fortunately I am posting on Kiwifarms, and not writing a legal brief.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

While these are pics from 2018 when they bought the house, if he replaced them I assume we would have heard about it.

I think he actually did replace them. This stream was from January 10, 2022. He says he upgraded them, but usually a smaller capacity would be a downgrade, wouldn't it?
Timestamped:

 

[PrestonHolt]

Remember back in the day of pretending to be trad, when Nick said that if you dont want your nudes leaked you should never take them in the first place? Geeze, if only his druged out wife were to listen to his grift.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I think that Kayla ever seeming like a good mom was all just a LARP. And it was easier to keep up the façade back when resources were plentiful and times were good.
Maybe she liked the aesthetic of being some wonderful, idyllic stay-at-home mom, but she doesn't like actually doing the work associated with it. Not if it involves having to get out of bed and leave the TV behind

I knew from the minute Kayla appeared on his show that something was off about her. I couldn't pinpoint it, but she seemed a little weird. And this was like 2019/2020 when I would try and put Nick on in the background almost every night. The whole "content creator's wife" thing seems like it always ends up leading to shitty results.

Back then, I thought that it was probably inevitable that Nick would get involved in some scandal. And I knew it would involve his wife. But I thought it would be something mundane like the AVGN "5:30/No Time" meme or Kayla getting too involved with the show and messing up Nick's content or maybe wedging herself into the show long past the point any sane viewers wanted her. If only that were true, given Nick came out swinging (heh) hard with the Hedonism 2 scandal and Bottlegate and it only went downhill from there.

Whatever the case, I think we can all agree that Kayla Rekieta is a pill popping whore and the very definition of a slatternly woman.