Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Artificial Baits]

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Feeder fodder confirmed

 

[I call shenanigans]

Ok, I feel like a schizo for doing this. But behold the Anna timeline.

It’s not rocket science. If she’s not bandaged or wearing compression sleeves in a known date posting, then she hadn’t had her surgery at the time she took the photos. I’m not invested enough in Anna to go back looking.

The rocket science part is knowing when particularly telling photos were actually taken.

She was complaining about compression sleeves back in late December, so she’d clearly already purchased them but wasn’t wearing them consistently.

She’s going to regret it even if all goes according to plan. She’s already said that the arm compression (she’s occasionally used) is the worst thing ever.

Post surgery she’s not going to be out of them for weeks on end.

 

[Chococat3012]

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I would think the incision would be higher? Seems more forearms surgery.

 

[The Wilderness Knows]

@Palmer Bangs my contribution to the timeline investigation is the person who appeared on the episode Anna recorded at the hotel made an Instagram post about getting this prosthetic eye on January 14, and it appears to be the same one she wore during the interview. Assuming she posted it the same day she received it, the surgery happened after. She also posted a TikTok wearing the same coat combo on January 21, but it's zipped up on the podcast video so hard to tell if it's the same day based on the shirt underneath but the hair and nails are the same.

 

[PotatoFace]

I'm a day late, but:


Her arms look identical here (despite her claims that she has loose skin now). After only removing I assume about 10 lb of fibrosis (if I recall, that's what was taken from her hips in one treatment), how are her quack doctors justifying a brachioplasty?

Every day she gets closer to Jacqueline Adan.

 

[Chococat3012]

I'm a day late, but:
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Her arms look identical here (despite her claims that she has loose skin now). After only removing I assume about 10 lb of fibrosis (if I recall, that's what was taken from her hips in one treatment), how are her quack doctors justifying a brachioplasty?

Every day she gets closer to Jacqueline Adan.
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Is this supposed to be a comparison? Her arms look even bigger in the second pic.

 

[Barbarella]

It’s hard to tell by her sores. Some never seem to heal (the one near her eye) some come and go (chin) and some are scarred. (Cheeks, chin).

I guess, being fat, she has hormonal zits, even at her age. She picks them when they pop up and won’t leave them alone. If she doesn’t get a zit, she picks her fingernails. I’m not a picker and cannot even watch those pimple popper shows so am not sure why it’s happening but that’s my supposition. She can’t feel enough stress to pick her skin to shreds AND eat herself to 600 lbs, can she?

look at Jacqueline’s hands facing backwards! She’s a strange one because she lost it all, and now looks like that. I forget if she did skin surgery with lipo, but consensus seems to be it’s the lipo that has her shaped like that. I guess skin just stretches out again.

 

[Breadbear]

Holy shit, so keep thinking these timelines are the most autistic thing on this site, then I remember Keffals got "phone booked" by a reflection in his eye.

Shine on, you crazy diamonds.

 

[lottalove]

The fleeting appearance of Anna has already disappeared from Dr Amron's reel Insta stories.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

That's actually intriguing, why would he delete it?

 

[lottalove]

That's actually intriguing, why would he delete it?

I meant that to say, he only put her in the stories (my bad for calling it his "reels" before), they delete by themselves AFAIK.
He doesn't give her the exposure he did before. Maybe because the results aren't that impressive or easy to look at as with his lesser fats.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Maybe because the results aren't that impressive or easy to look at as with his lesser fats.

Honestly, other than for this absolutely gargantuan scars you can't really see any results, her arms look the same to me

 

[Battery Low]

Holy shit, so keep thinking these timelines are the most autistic thing on this site, then I remember Keffals got "phone booked" by a reflection in his eye.

Shine on, you crazy diamonds.

+1 autistic comparisons of facial sores, hair curls & real estate listings are the sort of shit I come to the farms for!

Off topic but Jacqueline's poor state gives me such body horrors. The fact that Anna ignored endocrine specialists, and got so desperate she's shopped an absolute unethical butcher to literally hack her flesh off, all whilst doing her "lol so quirky!" schtick... Shit's metal.

Considering Anna's fanbase of Fats are likely not particularly well off, I imagine she's bringing far more negative attention than potential custom. Let alone the lackluster results. Not surprising they're buring her in the memory hole as fast as they are able to.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Isn't it possible that we're seeing the surgery updates in more or less real time and the podcast guest/insider simply misunderstood Anna's claim about already having had the surgery?

Podcast guest says:

Anna has never claimed publicly that she was only having a brachioplasty, always that it'd be the brachioplasty plus more work on her calves. We've clearly seen her receiving the brachioplasty in her disgusting recent videos, but just upthread we also see her lying on her side with a drape behind her, positioned for calf work.

This complicated management of a fake timeline seems like more than Anna is capable of.

EDIT: See Syo's post below. No way in hell could Anna plan, while recovering from surgery sometime in January, to film a post for release on Valentines Day weeks in the future. This brachioplasty arc is happening in real time.

I know she has had several surgeries. So I asked how how she was doing, and that’s when she said she had surgery in Jan and doing well and that she had brachioplasty and that she has one more surgery to go. If she had other stuff done at the same time, she did not bring it up, she only mentioned having brachioplasty specifically and nothing else when I talked to her. My information is 100 percent accurate and true.

Whether she is lying by omission or not, I don’t know.

 

[Programmer Socks]

I'm a day late, but:
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Her arms look identical here (despite her claims that she has loose skin now). After only removing I assume about 10 lb of fibrosis (if I recall, that's what was taken from her hips in one treatment), how are her quack doctors justifying a brachioplasty?

Mouth breathing again on the right and she looks even worse/more masculine with her hair up. Zero difference from the surgery.

 

[Greedy Fly]

I'm a day late, but:
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Wait hold up, she's claiming the one on the right, with the ponytail, is the "after"?

 

[pink cigarettes]

Wait hold up, she's claiming the one on the right, with the ponytail, is the "after"?

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These comparisons confirm my suspicion that she's actually eating more lately, and telling herself it's okay to have her 4th helping or 500th treat because the surgery will fix it.

 

[Stop Gap]

Whether she is lying by omission or not, I don’t know.

She could also have been lying by lying. She does that a lot. We all appreciate the step you've taken by coming forward, and I don't think anyone doubts a word you've said. Skepticism isn't directed at you, it comes from having followed Anna for long enough to know that nothing she says is ever entirely true, regardless whether she said it on social media or privately to a podcast guest.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I'm a day late, but:
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Her arms look identical here (despite her claims that she has loose skin now). After only removing I assume about 10 lb of fibrosis (if I recall, that's what was taken from her hips in one treatment), how are her quack doctors justifying a brachioplasty?

Every day she gets closer to Jacqueline Adan.
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Wait hold up, she's claiming the one on the right, with the ponytail, is the "after"?

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Did this come from the reddit? Because Anna did not add these pictures to her post as far as I can see. It was in an IG response. And they look like the earlier posted pictures grabbed from her videos.

 

[Potatis Salad]

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There is no way in hell that Anna (and her "friend Shayla") filmed this post back in January for release on Valentine's Day. You guys are giving Anna way too much credit for being able to pull off a convincing timeline shift like this. She got the brachioplasty within the last couple of days and is wallowing in bed recovering right now.

Current Threads as she lies in a hotel bed watching TV all day:

I know she has had several surgeries. So I asked how how she was doing, and that’s when she said she had surgery in Jan and doing well and that she had brachioplasty and that she has one more surgery to go. If she had other stuff done at the same time, she did not bring it up, she only mentioned having brachioplasty specifically and nothing else when I talked to her. My information is 100 percent accurate and true.

We know the recovery from brachioplasty is going to be brutal. Even Anna herself was somewhat aware of what's in store for her, she bought a bunch of pajamas and shit with the anticipation of not being able to raise her arms above her head for weeks. Do you have any specific quotes about Anna's recovery from the brachioplasty that she supposedly had in January?

I don't think you're lying, and I doubt Anna was lying either. I think she was just gabbling manically about all her super exciting surgeries (that were totally gonna fix everything that was wrong with her!!!!) and she either misspoke or you misunderstood.