DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I agree that Truthseekers wasn't as good as Sidescrollers, but that's a very high bar, let's be real.
The thing with Sidescrollers is that we all thought it was going to be nothing, and for the first hour it seemed to be that way. We also saw Phil interacting with someone for the first time in years, and those five hours got progressively better. We saw Craig go from "ok people accuse you of this but no way it's true, right?" to "holy fuck are you retarded (descriptive) No way you expect me to believe that?" and we saw Adam go from being chill with Phil to downright hating his guts by the last hour. That was such a beautiful experience, it was a downspiral of madness, fucking Keemstar appearing and then Gundam roasting Phil. That interview somehow had a story arc that kept building up, and of course, Phil nearly in tears after Keemstar showed up.

Truthseekers had some higher highs, but also much lower lows and it didn't make up. I think BSP got too sentimental and that derailed what would have been a stream for the ages. One thing to note in all these interviews is that we really underestimate how draining Phil is. It's crazy how these seem to start somewhat normal and end with people on the verge of losing their minds because how dense and utterly stupid Phil is. We all experience this fatigue just from watching his highlights, but talking with Phil requires a truly strong mind. It's like the Stayvun detectives who broke down because Stayvun's autism was too powerful.

The way I see it, these interviews don't need to focus on getting the truth (because we all know it and Phil won't admit it), but rather have Phil's mask slip for moments, like him telling to Craig "it doesn't matter if I lied, I gave you an answer" or telling to Steve that his fans don't care if he's a piece of shit. We know that even if Phil was shown with his phone playing WWE Champions under the name DownFromTheRafters, he'd still deny it's proof because "you didn't see it in person" so the only thing to gain from these interviews is just pressing Phil enough so he gives one of these statements where he reveals his true character. Have him slip and admit he hates Jayde, that he will never make ICS mod because he's a loser, have him say he hates his wife, that's the true value of these.

The funniest thing about this all to me is the amount of effort that's gone into this compared to how insignificant it is. There's unsolved murders, armed robberies and corruption cases that have had less cumulative man hours dedicated to them than the case of "did Phil lie on his bankruptcy filing?" and it's purely down to the fact that Phil's a cunt. One of the biggest cunts of all time, in fact.
And that's something Phil doesn't seem to get since he always deflects with "there are worse people out there". Of course there are, but somehow Phil manages to be far more unlikeable than literal serial killers, rapists and pedophiles because he's THAT much of a fucking asshole.
 
DSP is claiming the whole police officer story is false and maintains he spoke to a "woman officer" and that based on that "basically all of this can be fake".

Now he's saying he wouldn't send them the "true & authentic" police woman's name because they lied to him already and their story couldn't be corroborated and that it's always "he said, she said nonsense".

"I know they're all lying!"

Nigger DSP provably and repeatedly about the takedown leaked DMs like 7 years ago: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dsp-takedown-leaks-march-2018.40820/

I don't believe for a second it was a "police woman". He's a fucking liar as is typical.
 
The way I see it, these interviews don't need to focus on getting the truth (because we all know it and Phil won't admit it), but rather have Phil's mask slip for moments, like him telling to Craig "it doesn't matter if I lied, I gave you an answer" or telling to Steve that his fans don't care if he's a piece of shit. We know that even if Phil was shown with his phone playing WWE Champions under the name DownFromTheRafters, he'd still deny it's proof because "you didn't see it in person" so the only thing to gain from these interviews is just pressing Phil enough so he gives one of these statements where he reveals his true character. Have him slip and admit he hates Jayde, that he will never make ICS mod because he's a loser, have him say he hates his wife, that's the true value of these.
The main thing of interest which probably supersedes "detractor" points of view is that DSP is a fascinating psychological specimen and seeing him get confronted with stuff like this and watching him try to weasel word his way out of it (and fail in doing so) is educational (to say the least).

It's basically up there with watching JCS Criminal Psychology videos - DSP isn't as high stakes, his matters are trivial in comparison to literal murderers, but it is still fascinating to see his responses and how much work he puts into trying to maintain his various lies.

He already admitted he was down from the rafters, lied about the takedown leaks, lied about his cat, lied about this and that, lied about dinner, lied about the weather, lied about being gifted half the shit that sits in front of him and so many other things so his word is literally worth less than nothing at this point.

If DSP walked outside and wrote a tweet saying "the sky is blue" I would be inclined to believe he's lying about it at this point.
 
DSP makes the bold claim that his begging is "all in good fun", so basically an act:




Some recent snippets of the huge amount of counter-evidence, all from just days ago:


(He even says "seriously" to empower his beg in this one, lmao)


(Oh, he says "seriously" in this one too)




Do these sound "all in good fun"? Like, at all? Of course they don't, because DSP is simply unable to not lie and not be a two-faced scumbag.

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He doubles, no, triples down on the claim that he doesn't guilt-trip and aggressively beg anymore, while calling himself "self-aware":




You just can't make this shit up.
 
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Now he's claiming Steve Cumbian just copied stuff from Kiwifarms and that we should be pissed at Steve Cumbian for plagiarism.

nah nigga, Steve Cumbian is cool, he's related to the famous documentary filmmaker Mike Cum.
Reminds me of the time when Phil tried to rile up detractors against Secret Limited because Secret "stole" clips from their videos. But they were all kind of honored to be part of it especially as Secret mentioned every channel in the video
 
DSP read out the DM from Steve Cumbian inviting DSP for an interview and Steve basically told DSP it would be a pahsitive retrospective of DSP's career and shit. PPP and Steve Cumbian bamboozled DSP into this shit.

lol.
How does Phil know Steve said that? Was he there when Steve wrote the DM and sent it to him? No? Then why is he so sure it was him who said that? Also, who cares if he said it? No one has a problem with it but Phil, so why is it important if he lied if only a minority care?
 
DSP is saying he believes PPP and fails or more likely refuses to see that he was super obviously bamboozled into a bait and switch interview with Steve Cumbian (relative of famous documentary filmmaker Mike Cum)
That’s because… Phil’s a pathetic, fat, gouty, gay, cowardly, gay, fat, pussy-whipped, bitchboy retard who desperately both wants friends and a grift.
 
He's now deflecting Steve Cumbian (relative of famous documentary filmmaker Mike Cum) calling him narcissistic* by saying that Steve Cumbian is in fact self-aggrandizing and narcissistic.

* = I didn't personally see this part

Wrong. He said that they aren't submissible. His word. I'm guessing it's a combo word of submissive and breedable.
It's a word in the legal dictionary: https://www.merriam-webster.com/legal/submissible
 
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