DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

“I’m an untapped source of knowledge” said the guy who can’t do basic math jfc

 

[Free Jasper]

Phillip: “Do I look like I need money? Look at my expensive toys! I have the most expensive foam available!”

Phillip, literally 4 minutes later: “I asked for money for the lie detector because I need to eat and eating costs money!”

This is literal gold dust.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phillip: “Do I look like I need money? Look at my expensive toys! I have the most expensive foam available!”

Phillip, literally 4 minutes later: “I asked for money for the lie detector because I need to eat and eating costs money!”

This is literal gold dust.

Khantext: when Steve Cumbian (relative of famous documentary filmmaker Mike Cum) talked about the polygraph/lie detector test he said he would fly over and conduct it (or get someone else to fly over and do it) and that he would personally cover all costs himself.

 

[INirvana]

God, his podcast has become just circles of talking and bullshitting and the worst part is it's like 3 hours these days, Phil must really hate video games.'
YOU HAVE TO BE ONE CRAZY INSANE RETARD TO WRITE MESSAGES TO YOURSELF TO REPLY ON STREAM, JESUS CHRIST.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Did I hear right or Phil has gone schizophrenic? And I don't mean he's a schizo, I mean like an actual schizophrenic.

He started talking about how people are stupid and how it's society's fault and then said "you're right, it is society's fault". Was he replying to someone or he legit started a dialogue with himself and then agreed with his own idea?

 

[Kheapathic]

God, his podcast has become just circles of talking and bullshitting and the worst part is it's like 3 hours these days, Phil must really hate video games.

Going by what he talks about, what he yells at his chat about, how many videos a day he makes, all of his donation animations, and a number of other things I'm probably leaving out; it should be obvious Phil's favorite subject matter is himself. Videogames are just a conduit for him to talk about what he likes most, himself, and his need for money; and even then, per Phil's own words, his audience is there for him, not videogames.

 

[neger psykolog]

God, his podcast has become just circles of talking and bullshitting and the worst part is it's like 3 hours these days, Phil must really hate video games.

Just imagine that Snort Burnell has been making daily edits of darksydephil without fail for like 10 fucking years at this point.

I'm sure they started out sober, then moved to spirits and graduated to drinking shots of fucking drain cleaner long ago. God knows how they still manage to do it

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Goddamn, is PPP playing him like a goddamn fiddle, lmao.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

This is like a child story villain who falls for the easiest lie the young hero can make up on the fly... multiple times.

 

[Free Jasper]

We’ve come full circle! After the sidescrollers interview he said SOK weren’t that bad in comparison to the evil, scummy sidescrollers.
He’s said a few times today that Sidescrollers weren’t that bad compared to Steve.

Did I hear right or Phil has gone schizophrenic? And I don't mean he's a schizo, I mean like an actual schizophrenic.

He started talking about how people are stupid and how it's society's fault and then said "you're right, it is society's fault". Was he replying to someone or he legit started a dialogue with himself and then agreed with his own idea?

He’s been doing this a lot lately. It’s usually when he asks a question, he’ll follow it up with “Yes, that’s correct”. WPIG highlights it a lot.

 

[neger psykolog]

This is like a child story villain who falls for the easiest lie the young hero can make up on the fly... multiple times.

I hate myself for still even paying attention this entire train wreck. What a total waste of time. I feel stupider than DSP or the child story villain.

DSP is like a fucking black hole where people's (certainly not everyone) free time evaporates.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Did I hear right or Phil has gone schizophrenic? And I don't mean he's a schizo, I mean like an actual schizophrenic.

He started talking about how people are stupid and how it's society's fault and then said "you're right, it is society's fault". Was he replying to someone or he legit started a dialogue with himself and then agreed with his own idea?

The strange case of Dr. Phil and Mister DownFromTheRafters

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I fucking hate Shaun with a passion but that clip made me chuckle, it just goes to show that hating Phil truly crosses all boundaries.

Did I hear right or Phil has gone schizophrenic? And I don't mean he's a schizo, I mean like an actual schizophrenic.

He started talking about how people are stupid and how it's society's fault and then said "you're right, it is society's fault". Was he replying to someone or he legit started a dialogue with himself and then agreed with his own idea?

It's the corner demons

E: Phil just called Steve narcissistic. Seriously.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Khantext: when Steve Cumbian (relative of famous documentary filmmaker Mike Cum) talked about the polygraph/lie detector test he said he would fly over and conduct it (or get someone else to fly over and do it) and that he would personally cover all costs himself.

Yeah but humans only do things that benefit them in some way. Everyone has to eat and what do you have to do to get food? Get money. So you have to work. The only reason people work is so they can buy food.

The lie detector doesn't benefit Phil in any way. Humans are finite beings and cannot afford to waste valuable eating time with pointless trivial things. Smart people like Phil don't wast their time with such tripe.

Now please spend the next 4 hours watching a grown man playing video games! A truly intelligent and beneficial use of your time. Please tip!

 

[Telemeter]

DSP just declared that PPP is his internet father.

Ashton is the Dax to DSP's Ethan Ralph.

 

[Comma]

Man, him doing a 2.5-hour-and-still-going pre-stream really makes me believe his claims about not caring about the interview.

 

[INirvana]

This is like a child story villain who falls for the easiest lie the young hero can make up on the fly... multiple times.

This is Phil

 

[Mecha boi]

these copecasts are pure insanity, I just couldn't kept continue watching, for some reason I have the slight suspicion he sends those superchats to himself just to feel better.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

I personally thought he was going to barely talk about the interview today, but man this is generational coping. He obviously drank a lot last night and posted those weird facebook mom sad boy posts. Woke up hungover and decided to cope all day. This is just another grain of sand in the desert of reasons that he is a lolcow. Really should have just not talked about this ever again. He will never improve and the mental decline isn't going to stop. Nightmare existence.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The one thing I agree with the most from last night was when Phil said, "You think I'm some sort of criminal mastermind" and Steve said, "No. I think you're quite stupid".

Phil is quite stupid.