Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[FatWhiteGuy]

It's inevitable he tards out in the wrong state, and gets the Larson ending.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

At one point in this video he admits when a nurse changed him he became visibly aroused by it. She complained and was transferred away. This upsets him.
I believe this is the one of the few times he's outright admitted to this.

It was actually this video, I got them mixed up.

I had to have help with the next aid who had to clean me up further. That's pretty odd isn't it? But I got aroused from it so they kept that aid away from me

https://youtu.be/TNPgeZFcExA?t=922

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's inevitable he tards out in the wrong state, and gets the Larson ending.

He's too smart to go full BOMB YOU...
But God I wish he would.

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

It's inevitable he tards out in the wrong state, and gets the Larson ending.

I don't even think he needs to tard out. He's on his way to the Larson ending, but unlike Daniel Larson; Andrew isn't retarded, he's pretending to be retarded. He's likely to be arrested, but because he weaponizes shitting himself; it will be hard to find an officer wiling to take him in. Majority of criminals won't use their own bodies as a weapon like Andrew will. Who's aroused by shitting himself.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

He's too smart to go full BOMB YOU...
But God I wish he would.

He's toyed with it in the past but it's always been with local agencies that are familiar with him and know his threats are for attention, working with local law enforcement who don't have the authority to punch through the tard shield. Maybe if he pulled it with something Federal it'd be different, but as you say he's probably smart enough to know that'd end all his games real quick.

 

[FatWhiteGuy]

I don't even think he needs to tard out. He's on his way to the Larson ending, but unlike Daniel Larson; Andrew isn't retarded, he's pretending to be retarded. He's likely to be arrested, but because he weaponizes shitting himself; it will be hard to find an officer wiling to take him in. Majority of criminals won't use their own bodies as a weapon like Andrew will. Who's aroused by shitting himself.

21st century guerilla, bio-warfare.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

21st century guerilla, bio-warfare.

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Are we sure the Poopsquatch isn't an escaped Umbrella Corp BOW?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Are we sure the Poopsquatch isn't an escaped Umbrella Corp BOW?

Not so much escaped as intentionally misfiled. Even umbrella didn't see any value in William Birkin's Smirnoff induced accident: the P-virus.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

He's too smart to go full BOMB YOU...
But God I wish he would.

He did threaten to put a bomb on the steps of the social security building while trying to get his benefits cancelled to spite his dad. The employee told him he had to report that and everything else he had said to the police.
Nothing happened. He's convinced the federal government that he's genuinely retarded.

 

[anliteralidiot]

He did threaten to put a bomb on the steps of the social security building while trying to get his benefits cancelled to spite his dad. The employee told him he had to report that and everything else he had said to the police.
Nothing happened. He's convinced the federal government that he's genuinely retarded.

Well then, he just needs to keep doing that. It took Larson numerous bomb threats to get snagged.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Well then, he just needs to keep doing that. It took Larson numerous bomb threats to get snagged.

Andy doesn't usually stick to his retarded plans unless they show some kind of result on the first try or two.

I still think his 'confess to unsolved murders to get thrown in jail' plan and how quickly it failed was my fave.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

I'm not going to lie, I was waiting for Andy to drop "nigger" with the hard r to that caretaker. The guy sounded black, and I was sure Andy was going to bust that out.
Props to the caretaker though. Him asking Andy if he is a man was pretty kino.

Your wait is over.
Not that caretaker, but still.

 

[Cornfed]

Your wait is over.
Not that caretaker, but still.

Holy shit. I almost spit my drink out. That is some funny stuff right there. He really needs to lean into that more often.

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

With Andy listing his youtube channel as private, what other updates are people are coming across? Or did his caretakers force him to stop engaging?

Either way, there is something nice that he can't post videos any longer and plead to an audience that isn't there. On the other; My lolcow list drops another for now.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

With Andy listing his youtube channel as private, what other updates are people are coming across? Or did his caretakers force him to stop engaging?

Either way, there is something nice that he can't post videos any longer and plead to an audience that isn't there. On the other; My lolcow list drops another for now.

Andy doesn't need an audience. When he streams its to less than a dozen people.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

With Andy listing his youtube channel as private, what other updates are people are coming across? Or did his caretakers force him to stop engaging?

Either way, there is something nice that he can't post videos any longer and plead to an audience that isn't there. On the other; My lolcow list drops another for now.

Andy will be back don't worry. he does this every now and again but he always comes back.

He needs to show the world how badly he is treated to soothe his buzed soul. he needs Jew Tube to threaten his healthcare workers with, he needs to punish his family by showing the world the real Ditch's.

Like a bad rash, Andy will return

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Andy doesn't need an audience. When he streams its to less than a dozen people.

and I'm sure 11 of those people are archivists or trolls looking for a tantrum.
the 1 left over is a bot account trying to get andy with some new version of the Nigerian prince scam.

 

[A-Stump]

Andrew is perhaps the luckiest lolcow around. He is one of the most fucked up people I've seen on the Internet which says a lot but somehow avoids major attention. Someone big releases a video on him and people talk for two days then seem to immediately forget he exists. It's like he has some kind of a retarded cloak of invisibility.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

He's too smart to go full BOMB YOU...
But God I wish he would.

No,he made bomb threats to the aps before. Is not a matter of If,but When

Andrew is perhaps the luckiest lolcow around. He is one of the most fucked up people I've seen on the Internet which says a lot but somehow avoids major attention. Someone big releases a video on him and people talk for two days then seem to immediately forget he exists. It's like he has some kind of a retarded cloak of invisibility.

No,most people just don't want to deal with his boring as hell daed calls and just want the meltdowns except for a select gwop of butthurt autists. Simple as.

 

[A-Stump]

No,most people just don't want to deal with his boring as hell daed calls and just want the meltdowns except for a select gwop of butthurt autists. Simple as.

I think a big problem is yeah that people want the big babyman freakouts which is a spectacle and don't go 'holy shit this guy is actively engaging in sexual assault each time he cons someone into changing his dipeys'.

If people took a more objective look at him and not the circus act I think a lot more people would be after him.