Mike David / Red Bar Radio / Jules Felker David - "Where we at with Red Bar?"

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No one outside of this thread knows who Redbar is.
And with 600k+ thread views, that's impressive!

Besides, I love how cozy he's kept his show even with the prosperity which has allowed him to ditch Sven.
 
And with 600k+ thread views, that's impressive!

Besides, I love how cozy he's kept his show even with the prosperity which has allowed him to ditch Sven.
Aaron Imholte has a thread with 500k views. Look at how many views Steeltoe Morning Show gets.

I bet most views are autists refreshing the thread and not an indication of any IRL popularity.
 
Aaron Imholte has a thread with 500k views. Look at how many views Steeltoe Morning Show gets.
Sounds like a flaw in YOUR point, not mine!

Thank you for admitting the inaccuracies in your own statements.
 
No one outside of this thread knows who Redbar is. He’s a literal “who?”
He's referenced by literally every major comedian. It's like sparks in the 80s. They might be a "literal who" to most people but to the people that matter he's a big deal.

Van Halen might have sold out stadiums but the critics preferred Elvis Costello (because they look like Elvis Costello)
 
No show for a month? Months between shows as the new standard? At this point, I genuinely believe Mike and Jules had a COVID baby. Something is going on, and it's not "health issues."
 
Listening to 2014 shows, Mike just sucks, it really has been the Jules show the entire time hasn't it? Mike needs a co-host but can't function with one besides Jules. its like pulling teeth, Chris-chan has more chemistry with a random hot chick than mike does with any human
No show for a month? Months between shows as the new standard? At this point, I genuinely believe Mike and Jules had a COVID baby. Something is going on, and it's not "health issues."
thats retarded, its easy to figure out a baby sitter once a week than skip a whole month and a half. worst case scenario they could have had a day care situation. plus i have a hard time believing that faggot @svenstoffels wouldn't have blabbed about it by now.

or even do day care especially once they hit 3 or 4, literally once a kids potty trained its off to the races.

remember what i said? Mike doesn't care anymore he gets the money either way so he won't put in the effort. its why he's been doing less and less shows since the comeback.

he sucks and i'm glad his stupid dog is dead. Mike always said he'd just get a new dog once it died so i hope thats what they're doing right now.
 
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Here's the thing. Something obviously happened in their lives that resulted in that gap year and subsequent unwillingness to prioritize the show, and the illness excuse has long since worn thin. It's not like Mike throws a lot of personal information out there. Maybe he feels the same way about Sven as you do and didn't even tell him about it, knowing the drunk would blab it all to the Internet — could also explain why he didn't hang out with Sven outside the show this last time. It's not like Sven being racist should have surprised Mike, since they had an on-air fight about it like a decade ago. No, something changed. My bet's on a baby.
 
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maybe he just went on holiday and feels he needs to spend more time on better segments for the next episode as the new years episode wasn't received well, then his dog died and that has been distracting him a bit, doubt hes got some secret kids that are taking all his time, the most egregious thing that might be stopping a show is that he bought something stupid for a segment and wont do a show without it.
 
Kike is an insecure depressed shutin with no friends who uses people for money and then abandons them the second someone paying attention to him tells him to do so. He’s done this with literally everyone except his foid, even his own brother.

He’s always been a loser who will never change as long as there’s jobless 19 year olds willing to give him money to say swear words
 
The fact that he’d rather do a 12 hour show once a month than something more reasonable should clue you in on what the hell the Davids are up to. Maybe the studio isn’t very close to where they live, or they have a kid, or he’s kind of just over it and the thought of going live every week makes him sick. Pick a theory, any theory. Regardless, the writing’s on the wall; this is the phoned in, checked out, victory lap era of the show, and he doesn’t care.
 
The phoned in era started in 2013 when he finally got called out and publicly shamed for committing credit card fraud hours before having what would have been arguably the most well known guest of his career, then alienated himself from all his friends by lying about it and started doing “marathon shows” of funny voices and saying nigger for 15 year olds in his chat. His entire source of income has been this ever since and he offers nothing of value to anyone anymore.

Kike had never done a quality “solo show” ever and has always been dependent on his cohosts
 
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It's not like Mike throws a lot of personal information out there.
That's a very new development, he was such an open book in 2014 he practically told people his social security number. He told people every time he had sex and what he had to eat for that week. He told people his issues with family and friends, it took Jules being like "that's actually really weird and off-putting" for him to stop.
even his own brother.
That was a retarded couple of weeks to be honest. Plus because of the lag from being a country away it was impossible to do the cameras well.
Maybe the studio isn’t very close to where they live
Literally minutes from the studio. The breaks are so long Jules could easily drive over and back if she needed to.
The phoned in era started in 2013
You mean 2011 boomer. But yeah the 2011-2014 era is very rough. His best shows were him secretly recording Svens conversations with him. They got really good chemistry together. The rest are shit. You're right about solo shows but it's clear in 2015 Jules finally got on board and gave him notes.

Honestly there are more good episodes of NLO where Mikes a guest on Patrick's show in 2011-2014 than there are good episodes of redbar from that era.

In general the first dozen years of the show were just practice. Start in season 13 and you'll be amazed how good it is
 
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the writing’s on the wall; this is the phoned in, checked out, victory lap era of the show, and he doesn’t care.

A "victory lap"? Where's the victory? This midget is so underdeveloped and neurotic from a lifetime of rejection that it caused him IBS so severe he'll need to wear diapers for the rest of his pathetic life. And that life consists of him lying in bed watching H3H3 livestreams unironically as he waits for his next kratom dose to numb himself back into a zombified state. The only time this retard steps out of his apartment is to get a haircut before a show, and that mundane errand then turns into an hour long segment on the show because he hasn't done anything else worth mentioning. It's sad that the highlight of Michael's month is getting a lesbian haircut. We’ve also seen this midget struggle to read and write on the show, has admitted to being too stupid to play video games or keep up with subtitles, and he can’t even socialize like a normal person despite hosting a "comedy" talk show. I guess he realized how worthless he is and figured it was easier to just give up and do nothing instead.

Michael’s a great example of a closet case who's trapped in a life he never really wanted. Let’s face it, this midget never married Julienne because he actually loved her. It was entirely out of fear of being alone in his 30s, so he went for the most broken and naive woman he could find on the internet. And because Michael’s a homosexual, he doesn’t even try to obfuscate how much he hates Julienne. He makes “jokes” about her nose, her thin eyebrows, her crooked teeth, her smelly pussy and breath, and even mentions how ashamed he is of her when they’re out in public. Michael gets off on slaughtering her self esteem, and is so proud that he’s even willing to do it in front of Sven and his own audience. At this point, I’m convinced this midget only keeps her around to handle his chores, give him sponge baths, and change his diapers. It’s a pretty sad existence for both of them.

The reason Michael stopped caring about the show is because everyone knows who he really is these days, and that makes him feel like a fucking idiot for even trying to keep up the facade. His fanbase is also made up of mindless simpletons who are willing to overlook his many flaws and shortcomings, and the midget knows he can just cam up whenever he feels like it and get paid the same, which is why he doesn't respect them. They see worth in someone who’s obviously worthless to anyone with half a brain, so his opinion of them plummets and he treats them like shit too. Michael's life is a complete joke, and that’s only a victory for those who can’t stand him.

On another note, I heard Salvatore Grillo was in Tucson not too long ago. With all the flirting and dick pic sharing Michael did with him, it’s hard not to wonder if he went off on some “errand” without Julienne, met up with Salvo, and indulged in oral sex before sneaking back to his apartment without her catching on. Julienne’s so blissfully unaware of her reality that she’ll never fully realize he’s been lying about his sexuality and cheating on her unless he finally rips the mask off, or she dies under "mysterious" circumstances like he's alluded to in the past. It’s honestly appalling how Robin and Gary let their fuck up son marry Julienne, knowing full well they’re complicit in letting a gay man ruin a woman’s life just to save their own faces of having a degenerate child. All the Davids are deplorable.
 
We’ve also seen this midget struggle to read and write on the show,
the main reason Mike turned on Patrick is because of Patrick calling him out for being illiterate during an episode of his show. he just straight up asks Mike to read a tweet and Mike struggles in a very non-joking way and that ended the decade long friendship.
Michael’s a great example of a closet case who's trapped in a life he never really wanted.
its crazy how Mike made a song in 2015 called "kill the gays" and like 3 years later is dressing up like a lady and calling himself "Joy"
At this point, I’m convinced this midget only keeps her around to handle his chores, give him sponge baths, and change his diapers
another thing to point out is that Mike doesn't even say they have sex, based on his relationship with Britney and Katie, its obvious Mike can't even maintain an erection inside of a woman.
His fanbase is also made up of mindless simpletons who are willing to overlook his many flaws and shortcomings, and the midget knows he can just cam up whenever he feels like it and get paid the same, which is why he doesn't respect them
its true, if you look up his may-2014 episodes; Mike just rants about how much he hates his fans for that entire month. its embarrassing
. Julienne’s so blissfully unaware
no she isn't. plenty of women can live without getting fucked good, especially white women. Julienne saw that she could be a NEET and get US citizenship and decided to jump on it. Julie probably has known since the beginning he's a fruit, you can't really hide your sexuality when you fuck a woman. a couple of women fans have even said they were surprised Mike didn't fuck them because he's so flirty online and then he basically wants nothing to do with them once they're together.

Another tell of Mike being a fruit is him talking about porn, like he'll slip up and talk about porn but never gets into specifics because as a gay man he has no frame of reference to what straight dudes are into and won't bother researching the names or categories. The closet you get to Mike getting into the dirty details is Mike saying he enjoys when the man is naked and the camera is focused on them and the women are clothed and not really in the camera frame.
Gary David? what a retarded name. is he still working at men's warehouse measuring guy's inseam?
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