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Imagine paying for Scars and having to wait two months for a paywalled episode to finally air, only for it to be filled to the brim with pointless drivel from a stunted retard who uses Red Bar like a kindergarten show and tell to either brag about his latest impulse buys of the month, or flaunt being name dropped by someone who’s actually worth something. After that train wreck aired, I took a peek at the subreddit to see what the simpleton freaks were saying, and was actually surprised to see Michael’s own fans starting to question what they were seeing. It’s pretty telling when even the fawning retards who normally lap up his trash start complaining about how awful the show has become.
Can we also take a moment to appreciate how hilariously pathetic Michael looked in that suitlet? You could tell this midget ordered the smallest men’s suit he could find online, but even that was somehow too big for him. It’s mind boggling to me that he didn’t feel any shame about not getting that suit tailored before the show. Did anyone else find his goofy squared off shoulder pads distracting? His suitlet was so ill-fitting and cheap that it kept crumpling and sagging around his shoulders every time he raised his arms or played with his guns, to the point where it physically repulsed me. I'm convinced this idiot kept his bow tie off to one side on purpose to distract us from how embarrassing the whole look was.
It still amazes me how this midget made a career out of mocking other creators on the internet, all while sporting that absurd lesbian haircut, those obnoxious cheetah print sunglasses, and the ugliest metrosexual outfits I've ever seen. If Michael still hasn’t caught on to how truly pathetic he looks every time he goes live, then he’s even more out of touch and delusional than I ever gave him credit for.
Kill yourself, you worthless midge.
Can we also take a moment to appreciate how hilariously pathetic Michael looked in that suitlet? You could tell this midget ordered the smallest men’s suit he could find online, but even that was somehow too big for him. It’s mind boggling to me that he didn’t feel any shame about not getting that suit tailored before the show. Did anyone else find his goofy squared off shoulder pads distracting? His suitlet was so ill-fitting and cheap that it kept crumpling and sagging around his shoulders every time he raised his arms or played with his guns, to the point where it physically repulsed me. I'm convinced this idiot kept his bow tie off to one side on purpose to distract us from how embarrassing the whole look was.
It still amazes me how this midget made a career out of mocking other creators on the internet, all while sporting that absurd lesbian haircut, those obnoxious cheetah print sunglasses, and the ugliest metrosexual outfits I've ever seen. If Michael still hasn’t caught on to how truly pathetic he looks every time he goes live, then he’s even more out of touch and delusional than I ever gave him credit for.
Kill yourself, you worthless midge.