Mike David / Red Bar Radio / Jules Felker David - "Where we at with Red Bar?"

[p a r o x y s m]

Imagine paying for Scars and having to wait two months for a paywalled episode to finally air, only for it to be filled to the brim with pointless drivel from a stunted retard who uses Red Bar like a kindergarten show and tell to either brag about his latest impulse buys of the month, or flaunt being name dropped by someone who’s actually worth something. After that train wreck aired, I took a peek at the subreddit to see what the simpleton freaks were saying, and was actually surprised to see Michael’s own fans starting to question what they were seeing. It’s pretty telling when even the fawning retards who normally lap up his trash start complaining about how awful the show has become.

Can we also take a moment to appreciate how hilariously pathetic Michael looked in that suitlet? You could tell this midget ordered the smallest men’s suit he could find online, but even that was somehow too big for him. It’s mind boggling to me that he didn’t feel any shame about not getting that suit tailored before the show. Did anyone else find his goofy squared off shoulder pads distracting? His suitlet was so ill-fitting and cheap that it kept crumpling and sagging around his shoulders every time he raised his arms or played with his guns, to the point where it physically repulsed me. I'm convinced this idiot kept his bow tie off to one side on purpose to distract us from how embarrassing the whole look was.

It still amazes me how this midget made a career out of mocking other creators on the internet, all while sporting that absurd lesbian haircut, those obnoxious cheetah print sunglasses, and the ugliest metrosexual outfits I've ever seen. If Michael still hasn’t caught on to how truly pathetic he looks every time he goes live, then he’s even more out of touch and delusional than I ever gave him credit for.

Kill yourself, you worthless midge.

 

[Harm]

Loved the show! Jules knocks it out of the park as always. Looking forward to the next one!

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

but even that was somehow too big for him. It’s mind boggling to me that he didn’t feel any shame about not getting that suit tailored before the show. Did anyone else find his goofy squared off shoulder pads distracting? His suitlet was so ill-fitting and cheap that it kept crumpling and sagging around his shoulders every time he raised his arms or played with his guns, to the point where it physically repulsed me. I'm convinced this idiot kept his bow tie off to one side on purpose to distract us from how embarrassing the whole look was

yeah, even 20 years ago Mike was known for being a "fashionista" and in the redbar comedy club days he specifically called out retards who don't get their suit tailored.

all while sporting that absurd lesbian haircut, those obnoxious cheetah print sunglasses, and the ugliest metrosexual outfits I've ever seen.

once Jules moved in he realized he didn't have to appeal to women anymore so he could look like a fag 24/7

If you notice this is when he really embraced his "joy" character and wearing tiny lepoard print shorts.

 

[Jimmy Nightcock]

You guys got any favorite bits? I'm making a playlist for a ~6hr drive and only have the stuff I like of the awful JRE crew.

 

[FedPostalService]

You guys got any favorite bits? I'm making a playlist for a ~6hr drive and only have the stuff I like of the awful JRE crew.

Avoid anything with Sven. Only closet homosexuals pretend he’s anything but a fucking boring liar.

 

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

Avoid anything with Sven. Only closet homosexuals pretend he’s anything but a fucking boring liar.

After the bullshit about Mike going woke bipolar on an episode with Sven and kicking him out for the week, I think I'm on team Sven even though he's a spergy one.

 

[Harm]

You guys got any favorite bits? I'm making a playlist for a ~6hr drive and only have the stuff I like of the awful JRE crew.

His prank calls are great, like the one where he's berating the lady from Deep Discount for copies of Nightmare on Elm Street.

After the bullshit about Mike going woke bipolar on an episode with Sven and kicking him out for the week, I think I'm on team Sven even though he's a spergy one.

The correct team is Team Entertaining where whichever one entertains you the most in any given moment is the winner. In that case, Mike has been far more entertaining than Sven.

Plus Sven's whole "I hate blacks so much that I'll buddy up to Dick Masterson and his pet pedophile" schtick is so unbearably cringe. Don't get me wrong, I hate niggers too, but I'm not about to rub elbows with Vito the Pedo in order to dunk on some random inoffensive nigger in Eric July.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

You guys got any favorite bits? I'm making a playlist for a ~6hr drive and only have the stuff I like of the awful JRE crew.

there's an all prank call episode from June/july 2013 that got me kicked out of the library. the 2015 episode with rob funches is another hilarious one 07/29/13 is 4 hours of him going off on a kmart commercial thats another fun one. the 2017 after show with him discenting "fixing Joe" is another big one for me. but thats mainly because its what led him to turn on Cumia and gained him a lot of his modern day fools he watched. Fools watch in general you might get a kick out of, or the Fixing Othy episodes. Also christmas 2013 with Sven and Mike's karoke is another favorite of the fanbase. You can tell Sven and Cameron treat Mike with the level of distain people here treat Null.

His prank calls are great, like the one where he's berating the lady from Deep Discount for copies of Nightmare on Elm Street.

someone's not a paypig

 

[niggernomicon]

Begun to feel my initial transition phase from fan to hater of the show. It's an inevitability, but the one show a month shit is just ridiculous

 

[Harm]

I love only getting one show a month! Makes them feel like a special momentous event rather than the throwaway slop of all the other Internet personalities.

Maybe we'll see it reduced to one every other month, making them more special!

 

[vettii]

Chula has passed away.
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Pray for him!

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Why does Sven hold Redbar in such contempt now? Redbar just seems not to mention him and to my knowledge never brought up the phonecall Sven had where he trashed him. But Sven seems to have a real stick in his ass towards Mike and gets sour anytime he is brought up. Im guessing more has happened behind the scenes than anyone knows and Sven is just pissed his affiliation with Redbar is over.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Chula has passed away

You can actually listen to the episode from when he got the dog. He did it with his girlfriend at the time.

That dog lived a terrible life, Mike enjoyed starving it and never let it leave the house unless he went in a trip and that rarely happened.

Mike also thought the idea of "dog food" was "fucking gay" and would just feed dogs his barf from when he'd inevitably throw up.

But Sven seems to have a real stick in his ass towards Mike and gets sour anytime he is brought up

It's because Mike and Sven were friends for years and Mike told him to fuck off the second Mike became "famous"

Mike used to be in love with Sven and would talk for hours a day with him. A lot of the redbar episodes from 2013-2017 would be Mike just recording conversations he had with Sven. They had great chemistry and Sven taught Mike most of what Mike does know with examining body language in clips. Sven taught Mike "the fools sip" and why "Patrick Melton sucks" a long with most of the classic fools. Like Sven even told Mike about the concept of "fools" as well. Literally listen to any 2012 episode and then a 2018 episode. Its night and day and thats because of Sven teaching Mike everything he knew.

If Sven never met Mike. Mike would still be doing shows like the ones he did in 2012 and still be desperate to be famous and would not even have Jules. Mike was such a "sensitive young man" in his fat 30s that he needed Sven to push him into dating and eventually marrying Jules.

Sven is to redbar what Jackie was to the stern show and you can see the "golden era" of the show from that lens.

Does anyone truly enjoy episodes post break? People watch them because Mike finally gave into clippers and now it's popular but no one really enjoys the post break shows

Also there's a reason despite ”22 seasons" You basically can't find clips from before 2018, in general anything before 2017 is near unwatchable. Mike was "all in" on culture war stuff and was like an American sargon.

Sven was the one that told him to focus on stuff beyond current event antiSJW shit

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Sven was the one that told him to focus on stuff beyond current event antiSJW shit

Svens content is almost entirely antiSJW shit in 2025, so thats a hard one to swallow. But I havent watched as far back as some of you guys so I dont really know. Sven was a net positive in as far back as Ive went. After the phonecall, I can get why Mike would be mad, just not why Sven is so angry. It almost seems as ive that phonecall were to never "leak" we would still have Sven on the show from time to time.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

just not why Sven is so angry.

Are you retarded? Sven had to get a vax and be on a plane for 17 hours and was told him and Mike would be traveling all over like on the usual "svenweeks" only for Sven to basically be tricked and not have the money to do anything besides sit in his hotel eating fast food

Like the svenweek before this one Mike took him to the art museum and to a baseball game and every dinner was at some fancy restaurant and then they went to an amusement park.

But this time around Mike treated him like dogshit and went full Ethan Klein on Svens racist comments and then told Sven to get the fuck off the show once the episode was over and never talked to him ever again.

Mike basically did to Sven what he did to other cohosts and Sven was pissed at being treated like a common retard.

Even the damage control that happened it's fucking obvious Mike just burned the bridge for nothing. Its not like Svens views made him angry before.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Are you retarded? Sven had to get a vax and be on a plane for 17 hours and was told him and Mike would be traveling all over like on the usual "svenweeks" only for Sven to basically be tricked and not have the money to do anything besides sit in his hotel eating fast food

Like the svenweek before this one Mike took him to the art museum and to a baseball game and every dinner was at some fancy restaurant and then they went to an amusement park.

Dude you act like this is all common knowledge, calm down bby girl. So Svens big complaint and reason for being angry is because he wasnt chauffeured around the city and wined and dined? No wonder has hasnt spoken about it on air. Would sound fucking gay.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Dude you act like this is all common knowledge, calm down bby girl. So Svens big complaint and reason for being angry is because he wasnt chauffeured around the city and wined and dined? No wonder has hasnt spoken about it on air. Would sound fucking gay.

First off it is all common knowledge, second off you're making it like Sven thought he was a big shot. Sven just was pissed Mike treated him like a common whore and threw him out and cut off all contact.

Imagine if you got invited somewhere and after years of putting it off and being begged to go you arrive and the guy who begged you just treats you like a fool and mocks and belittles you in front of everyone.

Sven had no one else and not even a car, he was basically trapped in a best western. He had to fuckin Uber his way to the airport.

For the past decade before that episode Mike was begging Sven to move in and do shows and literally would come up with stuff for him to do so they'd spend time together.

Then once Mike got a bit more fame and subs he treated Sven like he was Patrick Melton

 

[Harm]

So, Mike David used to be reliant on this Sven dude for content and then his meteoric ascension to successful broadcaster coincided with ditching Sven?

Wow, if you ask me this Sven guy kinda sounds... like a bitch! *CAR CRASH EXPLOSION* Don't worry, that wasn't Sven's car crashing as he still does not own one.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

and then his meteoric ascension to successful

people who aren't zoomers prefer to use the term selling out. And yes much like Bill Burr or Louis CK, this guy abandoned all his friends the second he got some fame and greatly toned down his content like idubbz did.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Can we talk about Ranee D'Ambrosio? This woman found the podcast in about 2009 and was an LA fan who worked in insurance and was very old. Mike took advantage of her need for friendship to convince her to give about 6 figures worth of money to Mike overall. between the indiegogo and every other campaign where she made up about a majority of the donation money it adds up. Like in 2010 Mike convinced her to pay to fly him and 5 friends out to LA and put them up in a 5 star hotel right across from the comedy store, and when she tried to visit she got bitched out by him.

He did a lot of shitty things like that, manipulating her to give thousands from about 2010-2015 and then once she started having money problems basically forgot that bitch even existed. he treated her like dogshit and blatantly mocked her on the show despite himself being in a much worse situation socially and financially.

Mike got her to donate a majority of the money for every scam, every marathon show, the die rap album, and especially the "demon story" which was just a massive joke and FU on Ranee. Mike's friend was having a schizo meltdown and thought his aunt was a demon and only he could see it and thats literally it. but he got Ranee to give him 10k in order for Mike to tell that story which was literally not much bigger or longer or more exciting than what i just told you.

Mike would do shit like that in his "desperate for fame and money" era of 2012-2016, Like He demanded thousands of dollars for his dog to have surgery and then it turned out he spent it on something else entirely like a motor cycle or back taxes.

Mike pretty much near openly did bullshit fundraisers in order to get his small fanbase and especially Ranee to fund his lifestyle and if you notice if you go back in the archive he makes way less episodes in 2015/2014 as well, thats mainly because a lot like now, once Mike is financailly secure he loses his passion to do the show. Its also why he stopped doing shows as often in 2010 and 2011. Mike sort of hates the show and doesn't want to do it more than he has to to be financially solvent.

To harp on the Ranee stuff, Mike used her the same way Patrick Melton uses aaron Imholte today, basically devoting about 100 hours total to just shit talking her and putting that out as episodes. Mike made at least a dozen songs all about Ranee