Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I honestly don't understand how people can watch this garbage. I tried to listen to MAPton and STMS, I checked out after 5 minutes.
Kino Casino with their WHAOOOOHHHWOOOO DING DING DING BUDDY METOKURR MASACHIST FOR ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS is more tolerable than this trash.

Though I bet they feel the same about lolcows like Ethan Ralph and Galaxy gaskieta. What do I know.

Aaron is an oldschool shockjock who thinks its still 1998, and he is boring and eBegging like a faggot.
Melton only knows krass humor, is deliberately offensive because he is mentally 8years old.

If he could make money of it he would talk about vegene all day and giggle like a tard.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Aaron is an oldschool shockjock who thinks its still 1998, and he is boring and eBegging like a faggot.
Melton only knows krass humor, is deliberately offensive because he is mentally 8years old.

If he could make money of it he would talk about vegene all day and giggle like a tard.

Melton parents were drunks (cant blame them imagine melton being your only offspring I drink myself to death too) , so he never had anyone to put him in line.

Imagine being a 400 LB hunchback and making fun of other fat people, totally delusional.

 

[Captain Manning]

I mean- Melton might be (and I say this with very little hyperbole) the most detestable person in all of lolcowdom currently.

Even more than poopSquatch, and that English guy with the school fetish (I forgot his name)

He’s definitely top 5

Sadly, he's probably more like in the top 20 or something. There's some really despicable cows out there. Like the Zoosadists in Animal Control.

Melton and Vito are cut from the same cloth. They're the type of people you don't want to give attention to, but you kinda have to a little bit so that misdeeds don't go undocumented.

@AltisticRight is a trooper for suppressing his gag reflex to do threads on both.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Sadly, he's probably more like in the top 20 or something. There's some really despicable cows out there. Like the Zoosadists in Animal Control.

Those Zoosadists are an entirely different category. They deserve the chair.
The Dabbleverse only deserves castration and being made the prison princess.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Imagine being a 400 LB hunchback and making fun of other fat people, totally delusional.

Who are in much better shape than him, too.
Then again PPP does that too, so, it seems to be a common theme.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Zumock cancelled Zumock’s gig. He failed to lock in any of the details of the event and blamed everyone else for his ineptitude. Nobody should let him get away with giving Melton credit for what is 100 percent Zumock’s fuckup.

Yep. It sounds entirely like they made it up as they went along. The clip of Brennan asking Chad for details was absolutely pathetic to listen to.

 

[johnnynoname]

from my understanding (as well as the clips I watched) AC was the (PRO WRESTLING REFERENCE INCOMING) "Stone Cold Shakes Mr. McMahon's hand" at the end of Wrestlemania 17 moment for the dabbleverse

 

[Guntkvd]

Did hunchback show up at the event?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

from my understanding (as well as the clips I watched) AC was the (PRO WRESTLING REFERENCE INCOMING) "Stone Cold Shakes Mr. McMahon's hand" at the end of Wrestlemania 17 moment for the dabbleverse

Great, so shit's gonna get even worse and more gay as they start the Ruthless Dabgression era?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did hunchback show up at the event?

He was there and offering Chad Zumock big bucks to go to Hackamania. Apparently booking Rekieta isn’t moving tickets the way Melton thought it would (Melton was telling people this in AC). The only one anyone will buy a ticket to see Chad at Hacka is if they get to take a swing at him.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He was there and offering Chad Zumock big bucks to go to Hackamania. Apparently booking Rekieta isn’t moving tickets the way Melton thought it would (Melton was telling people this in AC). The only one anyone will buy a ticket to see Chad at Hacka is if they get to take a swing at him.

And Zumock hasn't ruled out the idea of going. He started himming and hawing.......which means he'll likely go.

The whole dabbleverse is full of retards and fucking losers

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And Zumock hasn't ruled out the idea of going. He started himming and hawing.......which means he'll likely go.

He was asking his daddy Kevvy Brenny for permission. KB told him to get at least $1500 up front in cash before the event, then more money, flights and hotels.

I hope know Chad is dumb and desperate enough to do it.

 

[johnnynoname]

The whole dabbleverse is full of retards and fucking losers

Also, learn to keep kayfabe

Is everything a work?

Of course it is, however try to blur the lines a little bit

When Cens botches a spot, he doesn’t stop in the middle of the match, apologize to has opponent, and do the same spot again.


I don’t mean to heel on Cena there. He’s actually a decent worker


LATE EDIT:
aaron Imholte is a despicable human being however he does one thing right, and that's always work his gimmick ("BROTHER")

he even works his "chicken shit heel" gimmick when everyone can obviously see he's doing a "chicken shit heel" gimmick

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Aaron is a pussy for not stating outright that the one paying Doom is MAP Melton (he’s already admitted this publicly so it’s not a conspiracy theory). But it’s still good to see the piece of shit getting called out. Who are you and your Discord butt buddies going to dox in retaliation for this, Doom?

Posting so you can consume his clips with the knowledge that he’s a paid Melton minion.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Aaron is a pussy for not stating outright that the one paying Doom is MAP Melton (he’s already admitted this publicly so it’s not a conspiracy theory). But it’s still good to see the piece of shit getting called out. Who are you and your Discord butt buddies going to dox in retaliation for this, Doom?

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Posting so you can consume his clips with the knowledge that he’s a paid Melton minion.

I dont know why these guys let guys like Citizen M or doom into their chat rooms they are paid henchmen for the hunchback. If they had balls they would have banned them and blocked them long ago.

 

[johnnynoname]

Aaron is a pussy

That's literally the answer to EVERYTHING in ALAnon-ron's life

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I dont know why these guys let guys like Citizen M or doom into their chat rooms they are paid henchmen for the hunchback. If they had balls they would have banned them and blocked them long ago.

He seems like he's turning into the OIC (for DSP watchers) of the dabblefags. Supposedly he was a huge Redbar simp, then was a Steel Toe paypig and claimed to have some kind of "personal" relationship with Aaron where they texted or dm'ed each other. I only saw him at first when I was briefly watching Melton's morning show where he'd show up in the chat trying to play both sides of the fence with the Aaron/Melton feud. Now I guess he's all in with the Onions and even came here to sperg out in his pedo overlord's honor. He's just all over the place trying to be some mastermind troll but really he's just some zoomer dork with no friends or better hobbies to spend his autism checks on.

 

[Folgers Can]

Aaron is a pussy for not stating outright that the one paying Doom is MAP Melton (he’s already admitted this publicly so it’s not a conspiracy theory). But it’s still good to see the piece of shit getting called out.

Interestingly Aaron repeated this missed opportunity on Friday by ballwashing Doom for so bravely clipping Scott's solidarity promo as if some unshakable commitment to journalistic integrity overcame intense pressure from MAPton's discord to bury it, when it's just as likely that Doom felt little choice but to feign objectivity when one side's narrative no longer has a monopoly on cherry-picking from Jon's gym streams and anything favorable to Aaron would have been clipped by someone else anyway if Doom hadn't jumped on the scoop first:

Oh buddy, I saw - I got sent the Discord clips. Boy, were they triggered into a goddamned forest fire. I will say this: Doom is an honest reporter. Doom clipped the thing.

Now, this is where Doom has to admit that maybe he's on the wrong side of the history and he's backing the wrong people. Your people that run that Discord, Doom, they were saying - listen to this - talk about honesty. I always tell you guys, I tell it to you straight. People who don't like Steeltoe, they're the dishonest ones. They don't like when I point that out, but in their Discord last night, they were advocating, "Hey! Nobody clip Scott saying really nice things about Aaron!" And they were dead serious about it too. "Nobody clip Scott saying nice things about Aaron, only clip the bad stuff!"

You're gonna have to open the door and go outside. It's not that bad, there's no sandworms, all your friends on Discord have been lying to you. But that's very dishonest, I got to say. Pretty dishonest of the Patrick crowd and all the Moody crowd and all them. "Don't clip the nice things they said about Aaron, please, it'll ruin my illusion!" Doom, you got to admit, your boy was right, your boy told the truth, and all of your people lied.

I already set these people off, they're insane, they're talking about going after, "we have to go after Scott, we have to go after his gym!" You can't do shit.

These are allegedly grown men, and they're like, "Scott asked for this, you brought him into it!" Brought him into what? You guys send in a couple emails and phone calls? Guys, you've done your worst, you've unloaded the mag, and we went like this: *dusts shoulders off* back to work.

And I know, look man, you can admit defeat now, or you can just go "you brought him into this Aaron, he's fair game, he asked for it!" Did he? You started the whole thing, you started the whole thing and now you're like "he asked for it!"

In fact, what do they do? They go "nobody clip the good stuff! Nobody clip the good stuff!"

Could anyone who got access to that Discord before it started requiring phone numbers (or anyone who braved it with a fake number since) archive here some screenshots of whatever posts Aaron is describing where people A) scrambled to pressure clippers about what to bury and B) threatened to put the harassment crosshairs on Scott directly going forward? I get it that none of it would be a bombshell revelation given what's known about that crowd, but it still sounds like a fun read for schadenfreude purposes.

 

[Captain Manning]

Interestingly Aaron repeated this missed opportunity on Friday by ballwashing Doom for so bravely clipping Scott's solidarity promo as if some unshakable commitment to journalistic integrity overcame intense pressure from MAPton's discord to bury it, when it's just as likely that Doom felt little choice but to feign objectivity when one side's narrative no longer has a monopoly on cherry-picking from Jon's gym streams and anything favorable to Aaron would have been clipped by someone else anyway if Doom hadn't jumped on the scoop first:

Aaron needs learn that trying to be friends with any of these people is retarded.

Still, he's not wrong for calling out the Meltonites for being disingenuous faggots. They're still claiming Melton's pedo comments about Aaron's kids are only meant to get under Aaron's skin, while ignoring the fact he's been doing this shit for decades.

Could anyone who got access to that Discord before it started requiring phone numbers (or anyone who braved it with a fake number since) archive here some screenshots of whatever posts Aaron is describing where people A) scrambled to pressure clippers about what to bury and B) threatened to put the harassment crosshairs on Scott directly going forward? I get it that none of it would be a bombshell revelation given what's known about that crowd, but it still sounds like a fun read for schadenfreude purposes.

I too would like to see this documented.

I think somebody here has access, because we've seen Moody's bullshit from that Discord.

 

[johnnynoname]

Now that things are set into motion.....

.........when does Ralph snake THE QUEEN!! ?


I'm saying around after Hackamania.

The catalyst of this feud will have something to do with THE QUEEN!! having Juju as a guest at Hackamania.....

It could be something else but I snatching at the nearest straw

I only wish Ralph wasn't the Husk of the Omega Tier Rage pig he once was


EDIT: you know how "mid" girls hang out with fat girls so they can look hotter in comparison?
Ralph should always have THE QUEEN!! around him so he can look like less of a scumbang