DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .

This is kinda random but I always found it particularly cringey how proud DSP was of drinking and how drinking is cool/makes you cool but treats pot and other drugs like he’s above that or thinks it’s degenerate behavior. If this dude smoked a single joint he may get a flash of self awareness. 🌈
 
Just proving that every interaction he ever engages in, EVER, is transactional. The concept of ever doing something just cause you like it is alien and unfathomable to Phil.

It's why the detractors who try to troll him with money are called dentractors (the proper non-tourist meaning of the word). You can't troll him like that. You transacted, he profited, he won. Dignity and/or shame do not factor when dealing with a beggar.
The "detractors" that do "troll" donos are more mentally ill and socially inept than oic and derich combined. There will never be a "troll" dono because like you said the person getting "trolled" is profiting.
 
No one cares about courts of law. This is the internet, this is Kiwifarms, this is the law.

Executive decision: I will accept polygraph results.
I wouldn't accept polygraph results, personally.

And the reason is because these, besides from not being reliable to an acceptable degree in order to seek the truth of the matter, cannot trump the already existing mountain of evidence against him, which has grounds on objective data (such as records).

You're also talking about someone who systematically gaslights himself into his own delusions, threatening even further any results for the machine.
 
Random observation and nothing new, but the views on DSPGaming are truly horrendous. Two-week-old videos don't even go past the 1K mark. If you scroll down to videos (much) older than two weeks, you'll get the same result: mostly between 300 to 800 views per video. That's dead channel territory right there...

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The only exception in this example is the video where he smugly celebrated getting gifted 145 Youtube Memberships from a troll, bought with Argentinian currency, but completely fucked up the conversion rate, basically celebrating the fact he got around $5 instead of the $40 he erroneously claimed to have received.
Yeah every so often I check his views for a good laugh. His channel is just dead. I don't know why, besides autistic habit, he still does these separate uploads and hiding the stream. He's been doing this for so long and still knows less than your average 10 year old does about making videos that someone will watch. You couldn't engineer a more incompetent youtuber.
 
This is kinda random but I always found it particularly cringey how proud DSP was of drinking and how drinking is cool/makes you cool but treats pot and other drugs like he’s above that or thinks it’s degenerate behavior. If this dude smoked a single joint he may get a flash of self awareness. 🌈
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Polygraphs are just pseudoscience. I don't know why Americans are still obsessed with them. They only work when you believe they work.
The point is that people think they work, and prosecutors can abuse that misconception. They'll ask a suspect if they are willing to take a polygraph knowing it isn't admissible in court because it'll psych them out and open up avenues for a confession they wouldn't have gotten otherwise.
 
Another ironic thing, Phil loves to call Mr. Beast a child groomer, but they're the same thing.

Mr Beast uses coded language and talks in a particular way to attract a younger audience. It's very simple minded shit.
Phil uses coded language and talks like he's talking to man children, handicapped people (mentally & physically) and socially inept people (as Joon identified).

It's not a mastermind level of grift, it's very simple actually.

The funniest thing is anybody can go and find ridiculous comments he's made 1, 2, 3 months ago... everything is in the past if it's not today, even things he said hours earlier.

Phil needs to do the Tobias Funke move and record all the gay begging and out of pocket shit he says.
Correction, he actually says a lot of gay shit too.
Its a calculated grift. Another youtuber by the name of Micaheldoeslife does the same thing. Catering and pandering to the outcasts and inepts of society. They know there dents are weak minded people who have serious emotional and mental issues so they play into it. Its the same thing jim jones did.
 
I wouldn't accept polygraph results, personally.

And the reason is because these, besides from not being reliable to an acceptable degree in order to seek the truth of the matter, cannot trump the already existing mountain of evidence against him, which has grounds on objective data (such as records).

You're also talking about someone who systematically gaslights himself into his own delusions, threatening even further any results for the machine.
I mean anyone who even brings him on podcasts or does interviews at this point or gives him the benefit of the doubt and allows him even a moment to explain himself at this point is basically just shitting on the massive pile of evidence as well as his well documented history of being a massive liar about the tiniest of things.

Everyone already knows the truth: he lied on his bankruptcy, he committed tax fraud, he has been lying about his finances for fucking years at this point and he has extremely poor self-control when it comes to his finances and he is also extremely addicted to a gay wrestling gacha game on his phone and that his primary source of income are people who are either severely mentally disabled or physically disabled.

"Beyond a reasonable doubt" was passed years ago at this point - no one bringing him on a show and trying to confront him is going to get anywhere because he will just try to weasel his way out of being confronted in the first place and invent another phone book worth of lies and obfuscations to try and pretend the evidence didn't already have him dead to rights years ago.

The Joon the King documentary basically proved beyond a reasonable doubt that DSP is a liar through and through and we all know that DSP still hasn't fully owned up to anything and just continues to add new lies to old lies and continues to try and obfuscate the truth.

PPP/Kino Casino are at least correct in saying it literally doesn't matter anymore. DSP could come out and say he was lying about everything (which he basically already did when he said he was down from the rafters) and people would still donate to him - all of this shit to try and interview him and prove once and for all that the dirty double detractors are right and that DSP is a liar is a moot point.

I never watched the Sons of Kojima shit because it was all like 23 hour long videos, but I'm pretty sure that even they had it figured out that long ago that he's just a complete liar about everything.

The only reason I mentioned accepting the polygraph results btw is because since everyone with half of a quarter of a brain already knows he is a liar the only thing left to enjoy out of all of this is theater and the pantomime of DSP putting on some sort of an act like everyone doesn't already know he's a liar - and if that means some weird ass dude called Steve Cumbian who investigates fucking UFO stories flies over to Renton and sticks a bunch of weird ass sensors to DSP to conduct a polygraph/lie detector test that has literally no bearing on either proving or disproving anything more at this point, then I'd enjoy seeing it just for the entertainment.

edit: I think this is the reason why PPP/Kino Casino are "keeping him around" that people don't really see. Literally no one except turbo detractors gives a shit if he is proven to be a liar. When he gets on some interview with a fucking UFO investigator (seriously - we're at the stage of the DSP saga where he is getting interrogated online by UFO investigators) the entertainment isn't in providing finality that "oh my god, we caught him! DSP is a liar" the entertainment is in how he predictably does Olympic gold level mental gymnastics to try and pretend he has some hope of a defense when basically everyone with any sense knows that the short-bus of DSP being true & authentic and not a liar left the short-bus station years ago (with Derish on it)

Like no one here (including myself) "endures" the horrors of a DSP prestream because they think they're finally going to uncover the "gotcha" moment where all of the world's collide and DSP is caught dead to rights. People watch it for the entertainment of seeing a totally bizarre specimen (DSP) try to confabulate and obfuscate shit to an endless degree.
 
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You're also talking about someone who systematically gaslights himself into his own delusions
I think Phail knows his audience is comprised of dents (which includes so-called LARPers) and assorted undesirables such as Kirk and Derish.

He doesn't care. He's probably relieved to not have to make sense, he just has to get their money.
 

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This is kinda random but I always found it particularly cringey how proud DSP was of drinking and how drinking is cool/makes you cool but treats pot and other drugs like he’s above that or thinks it’s degenerate behavior. If this dude smoked a single joint he may get a flash of self awareness. 🌈
He'd end up like those memes about smoking one marijuanas
 
Random observation and nothing new, but the views on DSPGaming are truly horrendous. Two-week-old videos don't even go past the 1K mark. If you scroll down to videos (much) older than two weeks, you'll get the same result: mostly between 300 to 800 views per video. That's dead channel territory right there...

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The only exception in this example is the video where he smugly celebrated getting gifted 145 Youtube Memberships from a troll, bought with Argentinian currency, but completely fucked up the conversion rate, basically celebrating the fact he got around $5 instead of the $40 he erroneously claimed to have received.
Just look what Socialblade states

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This is horrible for a channel with 215k subscribers (yes I know dead accounts but for someone who makes his living preimarly on Youtube this is a red flag)
 
Random observation and nothing new, but the views on DSPGaming are truly horrendous. Two-week-old videos don't even go past the 1K mark. If you scroll down to videos (much) older than two weeks, you'll get the same result: mostly between 300 to 800 views per video. That's dead channel territory right there...
DSPGaming has been dead for many years now. His views just keep slowly declining.

Phil has only kept his overall views steady because he added some drama trash since the KC saga started.
 
As everybody has said, his channels are pretty much all dead.

If he didn't stream for a week, he'd be fucked. Even a shitty 400k channel is making $1-2k probably just on views. It's pretty funny that most of those are based on 1) live viewers when streaming and 2) just the fact that he's streaming he gets some video views too.

Another funny stat:

DSPGaming has gained approximately 7k subscribers since 1/2024
Raw Phil has gained approximately 4k subscribers in the same time frame

One requires being a subscriber to talk, the other doesn't

Even funnier, DSPReacts is rarely streaming (other than his wrestling circle jerk with Triple P). Before that, he was losing subscribers. Again, the second he stops streaming, his numbers just fall off a cliff.
 
If you think about it: the majority of his videos probably don't make any money. Youtube has something called RPM (revenue per mille) Which means you get a certain amount for 1.000 views on a VIDEO. One creator made a video recently and he gave a short but informative list on what you can expect and this RPM is even influenced by the topic. For example finance videos give you a way better RPM then cooking videos. Now I am not sure about gaming but considering how low his views are I dare say that he barely makes any money on his newest videos unless it is something drama related or a new video game (though even those fail to garner much attention nowadays). And as so many stated his income hangs on the mood of a few whales.
 
Steve Cambian/@TruthSeekersshow is still streaming about Phil. I don't dislike Steve, but I don't necessarily like him either, I just wanted to draw a soyjack:

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'Look Phil, the casino guys have shown me how to properly grift and I take issue with the way you do it. Praise the cash!
EH-AH-AH-AH!
Here's my autistic son praising the cash by the way, he poops himself sometimes, accidents happen!'


(Yes, for some reason he admitted his autistic son shits himself on the KC.)

Link to stream, still ongoing as of now:

I like his UFO debunking and his grift-destroying shows for the alien lunatics more. It'll be interesting to see where this goes as he enters the Sektur.
 
Steve Cambian/@TruthSeekersshow is still streaming about Phil. I don't dislike Steve, but I don't necessarily like him either, I just wanted to draw a soyjack:

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'Look Phil, the casino guys have shown me how to properly grift and I take issue with the way you do it. Praise the cash!
EH-AH-AH-AH!
Here's my autistic son praising the cash by the way, he poops himself sometimes, accidents happen!'


(Yes, for some reason he admitted his autistic son shits himself on the KC.)

Link to stream, still ongoing as of now:

I like his UFO debunking and his grift-destroying shows for the alien lunatics more. It'll be interesting to see where this goes as he enters the Sektur.
Lol he's going on about his state being a two-party consent state and how DSP read his text messages live on stream... (thereby implying DSP broke the law)

Is he somehow not aware that that only applies to voice recordings and not to fucking text messages?

He said he was ok with it but still that's hilarious. It's as bad as DSP trying to explain copyright law.
 
Lol he's going on about his state being a two-party consent state and how DSP read his text messages live on stream... (thereby implying DSP broke the law)

Is he somehow not aware that that only applies to voice recordings and not to fucking text messages?

He said he was ok with it but still that's hilarious. It's as bad as DSP trying to explain copyright law.
This is the quality of research I'd expect from someone associated with Kino Casino.

I hope this guy doesn't stick around the DSPVortex for very long, but if the cash keeps flowing in, he has no incentive to leave.

Whelp, at least he's more tolerable than Ingrid.
 
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