🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Aidan]

Completely agree. Fatty during season 2 almost seemed like production had a checklist of things he did during the first season to do again

1. Chris falls in love with a girl and is a sex pest towards her (Letty S1, Trish S2)​
2. Chris gets strips off his clothes and terrorizes the house with his micro penis.
3. Chris shits onto a plate and holds it up to the camera. (Why did this need to happen twice btw?!)
4. Chris loses his clothes and has a giant toddler tantrum.

Nothing he did in season 2 was new. Nothing. When Fatty got naked in season 1 I was legitimately shocked. Like "how the fuck are they showing this live?!" shocked. Season 2 it was "Oh Fatty is getting naked again, okay".

Fatty Claus was good and also where it should have stopped.

 

[Plasticise]

The "cloudrunner" guy, who was the one who provided all of the good camera equipment and the mics and everything you need to run a good show, who walked off Jon's show after his wallet went missing, did a stream going over what happened and just generally talked about what a absolute shitshow it was. He was supposed to stay the entire month but only lasted 3 days before leaving. He tells a rather interesting story behind his wallet going missing, who he thinks stole it, and directly mentions this post (shameless self plug), and these tweets, about Jon's coke slip up and Jon and Kevin discussing mary jane only being 19, being major factors in him not returning to the show. He also drops some more details about Bleau and Mary jane supposedly hooking up and being away from cameras and locked in a room together while everyone other than him and Jon where asleep. He also says Mary jane (a 19 year old) was very drunk during this and he thinks she may have been taken advantage of. The whole stream has the same vibes of that jake doolittle video from a little while back where he threatened to reveal info on people around him if he didnt get what he wanted (money)

This is just the missing wallet saga, even if you have no interest in Jons dumpster fire this is a funny story

Spoiler: Wallet saga

He says "we are in a house full of (airquotes) "Christians" surely no one will steal my wallet"-guy who had his wallet stolen
Someone(Bleau) also had their wallet stolen, he went to see if his wallet was stolen, someone had stolen his wallet from his bag
He was convinced it was a bit, Jon and Bleau had to tell him many times it was not a bit, was told he would be paid within 24 hours(he was not. and still has not been paid)
At many times he says a "Production person" Who from context i have gathered always means Bleau (AKA basedwealth, the mexican), Because if he means anyone else he just says their name but never directly refers to Bleau, Says Bleau also had his wallet missing, and then found it in his jacket pocket but it was a jacket he had not worn recently, so he came to the conclusion that whoever stole it put it in his jacket so it would be found. He then used this as an excuse to search cloudrunners jacket including interior pockets for his wallet without asking for permission. He goes and gets his jacket and shows it off to show that all the pockets zip up and what a piece of shit move it is to search through someone's stuff without asking.
Claims that (most likely) Bleau might have lied about his own wallet being stolen to take the heat off of himself for stealing cloudrunners wallet. He is Mexican so wouldn't put it past him.
Jon and Bleau lied to him so much he has no idea what is not a lie anymore.
Says only two people where awake at the time his wallet went missing, Mary jane and Bleau, and he found his wallet in Bleau's bathroom, a room he had never been in, inside a pair of pants of his (that is cloudrunners pants) that also where missing and he had not worn since he had been there. so obviously he is implying that Bleau stole it and staged it being in the pants in the bathroom.
Claims that Bleau and Mary jane did fuck around together as was discovered from Jon's very first hot mic stream (shameless self plug here), says they where off cam and in a room together, Jon claimed she gave him a blowjob, incredible since his girlfriend(the black girl on ADL) was also in the house.
Says the moment he knew he was going to leave was him sleeping on the floor hugging his stuff so it wouldn't get stolen.
Jon had promised him a payment for his services and to make up for his wallet was being stolen, was supposed to get a partial payment that day, didn't get it, so he left. final final straw was when he found out Mary jane was 19 and they wouldn't kick her, he valued his reputation enough that he knew hanging around a 19 year old who was drinking and also was giving production blowjobs is a BAD LOOK. Says that Bleau may have taken advantage of her while she was drunk and pressured her into a BJ.

Heres the full notes of the stream where he goes over a lot more, plenty interesting in here too, like how Jon really only started planning his show 2 weeks at most before it started, makes his meltdown on Jet even more retarded

Spoiler: Full notes

Was the director of the movie Letty mentioned Jon had sent her the script for, and in it Letty found out that her and Jon's character make out/hook up, and she questioned Jon on this and he said he hadn't even read the script
Many times implies there's a lot more he is not going to reveal, something "spicy" to do with a sickness going around the house
Had to cancel the project after he couldn't get a female lead (lmao)
Said he likes Jon's look and his "voice"
Has the same vibes as the Jake Doolittle video where he threatens to name names if they don't do what he wants, in this case pay him for his missing wallet i think he said it was a Louis Vuitton worth like 5k or something, and pay he was promised but never received for helping with the show
Says he filmed a movie with Jon in it called "Bigfoot confidential", is in the process of editing it now
Originally only was going to be there a week, but as it got closer he realized what shitshow it was going to be and that if he wasn't there for the whole month it would fall apart so he made plans to stay there the whole month, says "whos the biggest retard in the house? turns out it was me lmao"
Talks about how he showed up to start the setup and Jon made him pay for his dinner and he malds about that a bit
He only made a list of what they needed 2 weeks before it started, yet again reinforcing Jon only planned this shitshow right before it started and makes his freakout on Jet even more retarded. He clearly expected Jet to do alot of the heavy lifting when it came to his show.
He gave Jon a list of things he would need to run a stream from the house and Jon bought none of it. The main streaming computer didn't work when they showed up and they had to repair it the day the show went live.
He says "we are in a house full of airquotes "Christians" surely no one will steal my wallet"-guy who had his wallet stolen
Was told his plan and travel would be payed for and has not been reimbursed, was promised more than 50 times and given many time frames for when he would be payed back and all deadlines they gave him have been missed
At many times he says a "Production person" Who from context i have gathered always means Bleau(AKA basedwealth), Because if he means anyone else he just says their name but never directly refers to Bleau, Says Bleau also had his wallet missing, and then found it in his jacket pocket but it was a jacket he had not worn recently, so he came to the conclusion that whoever stole it put it in his jacket so it would be found. He then used this as and excuse to search cloudrunners jacket including interior pockets for his wallet without asking for permission.
Says Jon and Bleau lied to him so much he has no idea what is not a lie anymore.
Claims that Bleau and Mary jane did fuck around together as was discovered from Jons very first how mic stream (shameless self plug here), says they where off cam and in a room together, Jon claimed she gave him a blowjob, incredible since his girlfriend(the black girl on ADL) was also in the house
Says the moment he knew he was going to leave was him sleeping on the floor hugging his stuff so it wouldn't get stolen.
Jon had promised him a payment for his services and to make up for his wallet was being stolen, was supposed to get a partial payment that day, didn't get it, so he left. Final final straw was when he found out Mary jane was 19 and they wouldn't kick her, he valued his reputation enough that he knew hanging around a 19 year old who was drinking and also was giving production blowjobs. Says that Bleau may have taken advantage of her while she was drunk and pressured her into a BJ(Jon said on hot mic that she did give Bleau a BJ and that he cheats constantly). Watching the show the day after this Mary jane very clearly had a problem with Bleau, there was one point he was standing behind her chair and she told him to fuck off pretty much. She also told the other females in the house he made very inapropriate comments to her when she came out of the shower.
So that he wouldn't have to go out the door and be seen leaving, he gathered all his stuff in the garage, and when new people came into the house (shadi) he used that as an opportunity to leave through the garage and walked 40 minutes to a hotel. Jon didn't notice he was gone till the next day. Jon called him up and tryed to convince him to come back and tried to negotiate him to stay, and they went to dinner.
He says when asked by his chat if the rumors of everyone in the house actually paying to be on the show and not being paid to be there, says that atleast 2 of the people on the show have paid to be there
He mentions the leaked stream jon didn't know was live, mentions both the coke part and the maryjane being 19 part in why he didn't go back as when he saw those he knew it was fucked.

TL;DR, Jon only planned it right before it started, bought nothing he was told to buy, and says that Bleau AKA basedwealth stole his wallet and was inappropriate with mary jane
Link to the stream in question

 

[Super An Hero]

The last two weeks of season 2 barring a few key moments was a total slog. Production had clearly stopped caring, the fish were tired and miserable and the whole vibe of the house was nightmarish with naked fatty and Frank. I got to the point where I just wanted it to end so I could stop checking the website. I never got to that point with S3 even with the RV bullshit.
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I liked the last 2 weeks of season 2. The vibe reminded me of 70s movies like Mad Max. Every day had something interesting happen like Alex Stein and the Fatty meltdowns. It had a large part of Tay and Trish's character arcs too.

S2 is the most complete season they've done so far. I think in light of how badly S3 broke down it will get reappraised.

 

[GaryGray]

The last two weeks of season 2 barring a few key moments was a total slog. Production had clearly stopped caring, the fish were tired and miserable and the whole vibe of the house was nightmarish with naked fatty and Frank. I got to the point where I just wanted it to end so I could stop checking the website. I never got to that point with S3 even with the RV bullshit.
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I legit thought that was some AI art not a real screenshot.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I liked the last 2 weeks of season 2. The vibe reminded me of 70s movies like Mad Max. Every day had something interesting happen like Alex Stein and the Fatty meltdowns. It had a large part of Tay and Trish's character arcs too.

S2 is the most complete season they've done so far. I think in light of how badly S3 broke down it will get reappraised.

Mad Max if 90% of the runtime was the cast looking forlorn and waiting for it to be over.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Fatty Claus was good and also where it should have stopped.

I agree, because Fatty Claus was something unique. It’s what a new season is supposed to do, take something that was working before and build upon it, not rehash it outright. Utilizing old stuff like that isn’t all bad as long as they add some flair to it or if it doesn’t derail the show entirely. Something like the rice counting challenge is repeated every season with nothing unique added, but it’s not consequential in any way like having a blubbering gross looking blob walking around screaming for a week straight.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I legit thought that was some AI art not a real screenshot.

Peak Fishtank is the surreal screenshots people take when the season is in Hell House mode.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

He says when asked by his chat if the rumors of everyone in the house actually paying to be on the show and not being paid to be there, says that atleast 2 of the people on the show have paid to be there

Colton might have paid Jon to be there. He seem like the kinda person who wouldn't be in Jon's twink harem friend circle. Ironically, the audience hate him because he is unfunny and just seem like a creep similar to cyrokeen. Another thing that made me suspicious that he paid Jon to be there is when someone sent hate TTS to him during his unfunny bits. The production immediatelly censor the hate TTS directed towards him. This definitely bruises his ego though because after that he always hang around doing nothing or looking at his phone to check twitter.

The other one though is harder to guess but I'am willing to bet that none of the contestants are paying Jon to be there. They are either know someone from the production, retarded enough to go there in the first place, or both.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

Checked out the youtube comments of the most recent episode (would not recommend this) and I find it interesting that the general opinion seems to be very pro S2 and anti S3, kind of the opposite of here. They also praise S2's cast and say it was the best one which is just ludicrous to me. In particular they really dislike that the S3 cast was all normies, that feedback is probably why they are going with fans again for S4.
So really it doesn't surprise me to see the wiggers never learning from their mistakes with the larger audience being the way that it is.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

I liked the last 2 weeks of season 2. The vibe reminded me of 70s movies like Mad Max. Every day had something interesting happen like Alex Stein and the Fatty meltdowns. It had a large part of Tay and Trish's character arcs too.

S2 is the most complete season they've done so far. I think in light of how badly S3 broke down it will get reappraised.

They sat around doing nothing for a week+ in S2 before swamp olympics, even FH 2.0 was more active than anything S2 did.

I might have agreed with you, but then I remembered that a huge percentage of the time that they were in the RV they were totally held hostage to Fatty's bullshit, which is a complete show killer and less preferable than the stream being offline. At least you could always change to another camera during S2.

When they were actually out of the RV and doing shit it was definitely better than the end of S2, I'll agree.

Yeah for sure, the only good part of the RV itself was when they discovered the extent of Burt's scam business and started grilling him on it. I genuinely enjoyed Vegas a lot though, but some of that was knowing how mad people were getting at them and them responding with the shitty editing during the ghost tour etc.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Checked out the youtube comments of the most recent episode (would not recommend this) and I find it interesting that the general opinion seems to be very pro S2 and anti S3, kind of the opposite of here. They also praise S2's cast and say it was the best one which is just ludicrous to me. In particular they really dislike that the S3 cast was all normies, that feedback is probably why they are going with fans again for S4.
So really it doesn't surprise me to see the wiggers never learning from their mistakes with the larger audience being the way that it is.

S2, especially the early portions, benefits heavily from the edit. A lot of good content happening in a very interesting house and the audio is actually good. The cast had memorable personalities even if they suck as people, it did drive content. Losing so many fish by mid to late season starts to fuck up that flow.

There is no perfect Fishtank season and never will be, but S2 and S3 had great initial concepts/staging for seasons that ran out of gas eventually. S2 better house, S3 better cast.

 

[Aidan]

The "cloudrunner" guy, who was the one who provided all of the good camera equipment and the mics and everything you need to run a good show, who walked off Jon's show after his wallet went missing, did a stream going over what happened and just generally talked about what a absolute shitshow it was

Here's the full stream just in case.

 

[rel=alternate]

Claims that (most likely) Bleau might have lied about his own wallet being stolen to take the heat off of himself for stealing cloudrunners wallet.

I have not watched the show at all, but this seems to track to me.

It's pretty common behavior from the low IQ druggy type of people. They steal from friends and family, then pretend they are helping you or are somehow being affected personally too.

Some people, you just should never surround yourself with.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

S2, especially the early portions, benefits heavily from the edit. A lot of good content happening in a very interesting house and the audio is actually good. The cast had memorable personalities even if they suck as people, it did drive content. Losing so many fish by mid to late season starts to fuck up that flow.

The edit is going to make even endgame S2 seem so much better than it was by cutting out the 95% of every day that was just the contestants laying around doing nothing, their diet of grits rendering them completely lethargic. The "feeding them nothing but grits is funny" idea is perhaps the worst one the wiggers ever had. Who knew human beings need actual nutrition???

 

[Noble Redditor]

Checked out the youtube comments of the most recent episode (would not recommend this) and I find it interesting that the general opinion seems to be very pro S2 and anti S3,

Wait until the season 3 edit and those same users will be saying it was the best season compared to 2 and 4.

 

[BullfrogBill]

The cast had memorable personalities even if they suck as people, it did drive content.

This is only true in the edit though, no one was driving content except for Jimmy and Dumbgay. Even in context of the edit I would never go so far to say the cast had memorable personalities, they all suck ass.

Despite all the shit certain people like to give s3 because of the RV saga, it had the best cast by far. S1 only had two heavy hitters with Jon and Letty. S2 only had two heavy hitters with Cole and Jimmy. S3 on the other hand had four heavy hitters with Burt, Alex, Mizzy, and Simbal. I think it's going to be one of those examples of not appreciating what you have until it's gone.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Simbal

That's a weird way to spell Luke

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

It was posted in this thread during s1 by this user below but the fucker DIDN'T ARCHIVE IT and it now appears to be lost media which I can't accept.

I am really sorry. I will take this as a learning experience and archive even stuff I don't think would get taken down!

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

After a chaotic house warming party for Skippy who I have no idea why he went there in the first place, Jon when to search for Shady because apparently she made a ruckus by breaking into a room, stealing all of their drinks that were obviously had been planted into her room, and on top of that molest Jon while she's steal his drink. Shameful, Andrew Tate would never let a woman do all of that to him.

Poor Shadi, she seems that she had enough of their shit.

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

While i don’t think theres ever been a perfect fishtank season ill always believe S1 had a near perfect ending


Just something about seeing everyone go outside followed by hearing laughter from the backyard as the living room sat empty felt like a movie ending

Also there was that sense of “is there actually gonna be a season 2” & “what are the fish gonna do now”