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[anliteralidiot]

It seems like Cole was the Simbal of S2. Detective Cole was like a fish out of water just like how Simbal was better suited for a more traditional reality show.

except funny. Cole was funny.

 

[Polska krowa]

Cole fucking sucked and I'll never understand why anyone liked him.

I think a fair critique of Cole would be that his back-and-forth about staying there shtick was getting old by the time he got booted out, but beyond that, he was by far the most entertaining/funniest person there during the period he was in the tank.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Cole fucking sucked and I'll never understand why anyone liked him.

Cole was the Burt of s2, the MVP.

I think a fair critique of Cole would be that his back-and-forth about staying there shtick was getting old by the time he got booted out, but beyond that, he was by far the most entertaining/funniest person there during the period he was in the tank.

Cole's back and forth about leaving is understandable when you take into account that Cole was carrying the show on his back doing gator squats the whole time. Anyone would have thought about leaving in that situation. Even Jimmy didn't start becoming much of a content maker until after Cole left, all Jimmy did before that was throw a chair at Meg and sperged out on JC. And between Jimmy and Cole, Cole was much more of an endearing personality and worthy of winning. A Jimmy and Cole final 2 would have been nuts.

The factual list of the top 3 best fish of all time
1. Letty
2. Burt
3. Cole

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Cole was the Burt of s2, the MVP.


Cole's back and forth about leaving is understandable when you take into account that Cole was carrying the show on his back doing gator squats the whole time. Anyone would have thought about leaving in that situation. Even Jimmy didn't start becoming much of a content maker until after Cole left, all Jimmy did before that was throw a chair at Meg and sperged out on JC. And between Jimmy and Cole, Cole was much more of an endearing personality and worthy of winning. A Jimmy and Cole final 2 would have been nuts.

The factual list of the top 3 best fish of all time
1. Letty
2. Burt
3. Cole

I swear this thread has a Cole debate every other month at least. Probably one of the most divisive figures.

 

[TwistedFreak]

I swear this thread has a Cole debate every other month at least. Probably one of the most divisive figures.

Dead Fishtank Theory. We're all just recycling old arguments that have already been had like Alzheimer's patients in a group home.

Jimmy Bad Jon Good

 

[Flat Web]

A message has appeared at the top of the (former Production Area) steps in the Island cam

ALEX YOU LOST

 

[BullfrogBill]

Instead of shitting up the thread with Cole debates, how's about I ask for a favor instead. I've been in search of a couple of clips in their entirety from season 1 that are very important but I've been struggling to find them. The clips in question are from the night when Frank, Brandon Cuckingham and his hooker entered the tank and tortured Letty for an entire night. Letty did a confessional where she reflected on how she has surprised herself by putting up with this abuse and still didn't quit unlike so many others before her who didn't have it as bad as she did. She comes to the realization that she's a lot stronger than she ever gave herself credit for and whatnot. It was a great character defining confessional that turned many Letty haters into Letty fans and it only exists in the s1 archives cut up into janky sections totaling about 30 seconds and it's criminal. It was complete on Youtube at one point but the wiggers DCMA'd tons of s1 clippers (one of the most heinous things they've done) which is why it's so hard to find clips from s1 in general but this confessional was taken down. It was posted in this thread during s1 by this user below but the fucker DIDN'T ARCHIVE IT and it now appears to be lost media which I can't accept.

Here is the Letty confessional. I want Letty to win now.

https://youtu.be/eKPEdm7q5gs (if the video isn't playing)

The other clip in question is when Letty was in bed after this stressful night, Vance came into the room to also go to bed but discussion is sparked between the two leading to one of Vance's most pathetic moments in the tank during s1. He was in full coping mode trying to be an asshole while trying to apologize at the same time and it didn't work. He tried to claim he had it just as bad as Letty and he wants her in the final two but he wasn't convincing Letty who was well into her Punished Snake arc at this point. the archives contain Vance entering the room and the very start of the conversation but cuts off immediately and the next entry in the archives is from after the conversation. Bullshit. And again, the wiggers made sure to get most s1 clip channels taken down so it's looking like this might be lost media as well. If anymore details are needed from this interaction, @Lowercase I internet made a great post at the time summarizing it, quoted below.

Vance is a Stanceless Pussy Who Refuses to Pick a Side.

(recap of events)

It should be noted that this is arguably Vance’s most pathetic moment on the show to date. That includes the night he tried to manipulate Letty against Jon and all of his chigger antics. I’m going to try and present all of their speech as objectively as possible with some comments here and there because even I cannot handle some of the retarded shit Vance said during this interaction. Vance was the aggressor in this conversation, as in he was met with silence multiple times when he tried to “apologize” so he tried to lure a forgiveness out of Letty. She did not bite. This entire conversation came off as Vance trying to have his cake and eat it too. He wants to be an asshole to Letty while still being the nice guy everybody loves. You can decide if he pulled it off or not.

(Didn’t catch the first part of the conversation, probably them talking about the freeloaders) Letty begins to talk about how everyone was drunk and being mean to her. Vance claims that Hassle wasn’t being serious when he told Letty nobody wanted her around. She then says that that cannot be true because he was only targeting her out of the other fish, highlighting the toilet water incident as proof. She’s upset because apparently the producers said she couldn’t fight back at Hassle in any way including retaliating with toilet water and non violent means. Vance chuckles at this and Vance tries to claim he got his head shaved by Hassle. Letty corrects him to say it was Josie. Vance has no comeback for this.

Vance says that he thinks Hassle would mess with him and Josie to the same degree as Letty. Letty doesn’t seem to be convinced. Letty says that the only way she avoided getting shaved was because she stepped away from Hassle with the electric razor. Vance laughs and says she could go bald with him and Letty agrees.

Vance claims that he isn’t against Letty and that he wants him and her in the final two and that he “doesn’t know what else he can do to prove that at this point.” Letty says he was mean to her by saying she deserved the toilet water in her face. Vance says he was just “fucking around.” And that when he says stuff like that it’s not meant to be a fuck you, it’s a jab and that she’s meant to jab back. Letty says what Hassle did was way too far and that when she was fucking with fluids she made sure not to throw it on anybody or get it on anybodies personal belongings. Vance asks if he truly did say anything and Letty responds with an annoyed yes, saying that Vance told her it was karma. Vance remembers that he did say this.

TTS comes on saying “Vance fuck off you piece of shit.” Vance responds with a weak “hey man relax.” and is then interrupted by mariachi music. Letty says that everyone was talking shit about her and for some reason Vance responds with “well they were just trying to get Chris some pussy with that girl.” No, I am not kidding, he actually said that in response, it made no sense. TTS comes on saying to not trust Vance or Josie and that they are both in desperation mode. Vance says he could leave today and be fine. He wants to win, but he’s not desperate to win. TTS says Vance got bullied by Mauro, and Vance is confused as to how Mauro bullied him.

Letty goes back to the toilet water being thrown at her. Vance says the freeloaders don’t care what happens to anybody, and asks how he’s a piece of shit after a TTS calls him one. Awkward silence ensues. Vance breaks it asking if she’s “Good for real.” And says that he doesn’t want her to be fucked up. Letty says she’s fine, but she is a little fucked up. Vance asks how she feels that way. Letty replies saying the same shit that she’s been saying for the past fifteen minutes, but somehow it went over Vance’s head the first eight times. Vance tries to comfort her, emphasis on tries, but she says it’s alright and that it doesn’t matter. She says that she feels like she doesn’t have any friends or allies. Vance responds with a signature “yeah” and that at this point people are only worried about themselves. Vance says he never faulted her for anything she’s done on the show, and that he says while people are being mean it doesn’t mean that nobody cares, it’s just high stakes and a competition.

Vance asks if Letty thinks he’s trying to fuck with her. She says she doesn’t know and Vance swears that he isn’t. He says at this point there’s nothing to hide and nothing he could try to do. Letty doesn’t respond, either out of annoyance or just not caring. After a few minutes of silence Vance says he asked she was good because he cares. Letty responds with a resounding “ok.” clearly hinting that she wants to be left alone. Vance says it’s a game and that he doesn’t want people to be fucked up, but to succeed in the game you have to do dirty things. Yes, those were his actual words, excellent comforting skills Vance. Silence ensues for ten minutes after, then Letty goes downstairs to make something to eat.

It's very important that these clips are found and I would greatly appreciate if anyone who knows where they can be found or if anyone has these clips on their hard drives by chance let me know, point me in the right direction, or post that shit. I would be very grateful. The chances of these clips actually being found is quite low I know, but I figured it can't hurt to ask the thread just in case.

 

[Plasticise]

I've been in search of a couple of clips in their entirety from season 1 that are very important but I've been struggling to find them. The clips in question are from the night when Frank, Brandon Cuckingham and his hooker entered the tank and tortured Letty for an entire night. Letty did a confessional where she reflected on how she has surprised herself by putting up with this abuse and still didn't quit unlike so many others before her who didn't have it as bad as she did. She comes to the realization that she's a lot stronger than she ever gave herself credit for and whatnot. It was a great character defining confessional that turned many Letty haters into Letty fans and it only exists in the s1 archives cut up into janky sections totaling about 30 seconds and it's criminal. It was complete on Youtube at one point but the wiggers DCMA'd tons of s1 clippers (one of the most heinous things they've done) which is why it's so hard to find clips from s1 in general but this confessional was taken down. It was posted in this thread during s1 by this user below but the fucker DIDN'T ARCHIVE IT and it now appears to be lost media which I can't accept.

Funnily enough i was going through my old twitter likes and had this tab open, no idea if what your looking for is in there but heres over 3 hours of letty's confessionals from season 1.

EDIT: your post has reminded me of the lost clip that i want the most, being the night where letty, sam, trish, tay and a couple others all gathered in the schitty during bloodgames, and talked about a bunch of topics and hung out for a few hours, and letty and some of the other girls told pickup stories and letty had what i consider one of her best moments telling sam how she would never have sex with an indian and that she would feel "tainted" if she did. i know a partial part of that last one is in the thread but the whole greater conversation has been lost, had alot of gems.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-18763346

 

[literally retarded]

Letty did a confessional

over 3 hours of letty's confessionals from season 1.

It starts at exactly 1:52:00 in the YouTube version

 

[>-Ack!]

Yeah, remember how once Jimmy was gone, the other contestants were finally able to step up and make the show happen? Oh wait, that never happened.
You can't pin the cast being boring on Jimmy being a spergy weirdo.

the season 2 cast fucking sucked, period. you can't blame any of them for it because they were all complicit on it, cole had potential but them he started acting like a faggot and it was all over.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Funnily enough i was going through my old twitter likes and had this tab open, no idea if what your looking for is in there but heres over 3 hours of letty's confessionals from season 1.

Thank you for this, this not only contains the confessional I asked for but MANY others I've been looking for and gave up on.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

It fell off a little after Cole left but it fell off a fucking cliff after Jimmy's 2nd time. It was exactly like in season 3 when the 2.0 stuff flopped so the wiggers just completely gave up and quit trying.

I thought the Vegas trip was infinitely more watchable than the final two weeks of S2, I was completely tapped out in S2 other than the day they did the meme shit moving their setup upstairs and then Swamp Olympics.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Speaks for itself.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

I thought the Vegas trip was infinitely more watchable than the final two weeks of S2, I was completely tapped out in S2 other than the day they did the meme shit moving their setup upstairs and then Swamp Olympics.

Both felt incredibly hollow. Personally, they both left me with an empty numb feeling and a desire for what could have been. When a season reaches a low point, you cannot help but look back on some of the better moments and then be surrounded by a feeling of agony due to how far things have fallen. I think the end of season 2 was slightly more bearable, not because it was better, but because it didn't feel like a total gut punch. At that point everyone was used to the goranain atmosphere. But season 3? When you've experienced the high's of Famous House 1.0, gaslighting the jeet, Burt and Alex hijinks, and the release of the ogre onto the entire house, something like wandering around Vegas with some decent vibes feels like Hell in comparison. When you've experienced bliss, it's much harder to go back to normal.

 

[Raskolnikov's Pillow]

I thought the Vegas trip was infinitely more watchable than the final two weeks of S2, I was completely tapped out in S2 other than the day they did the meme shit moving their setup upstairs and then Swamp Olympics.

Personally I found Season 3 post-house completely unwatchable. The whole appeal for fishtank was the fact you can just jump on the site and see what's happening around the house. One of my pet peeves is that I cannot stand poorly produced IRL streams. Gave me grim flashbacks to Ice Poseidon in LA (for those who know, know). Streams constantly dropping, bitrate crashes and terrible audio. Half the time I opened fishtank all cameras would be down, maybe it was just a timezone thing, idk. Granted during the road trip technical issues are unavoidable. I will agree with you that the energy for Season 2's finale was very negative and made it a tough watch. Everyone was demoralised and exhausted it stopped being entertaining.

 

[Super An Hero]

Personally I found Season 3 post-house completely unwatchable.

I watched a bit of the RV arc and it looked like they were stalling for time until the season ended. Which is what it was.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I thought the Vegas trip was infinitely more watchable than the final two weeks of S2, I was completely tapped out in S2 other than the day they did the meme shit moving their setup upstairs and then Swamp Olympics.

The last two weeks of season 2 barring a few key moments was a total slog. Production had clearly stopped caring, the fish were tired and miserable and the whole vibe of the house was nightmarish with naked fatty and Frank. I got to the point where I just wanted it to end so I could stop checking the website. I never got to that point with S3 even with the RV bullshit.

 

[BullfrogBill]

The last two weeks of season 2 barring a few key moments was a total slog. Production had clearly stopped caring, the fish were tired and miserable and the whole vibe of the house was nightmarish with naked fatty and Frank. I got to the point where I just wanted it to end so I could stop checking the website. I never got to that point with S3 even with the RV bullshit.
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The naked Fatty thing was one of the worst things about s2. It was genuinely hilarious in s1 when Fatty ripped his clothes off the first time, it was actually unbelievable it was happening at the time. Then when his bag with his "clothes" was stolen later on and he was melting down he yelled "Y'all wanna see me nude? Let's get fucking nude!!!" that was perfect. s2 it was just "oh Fatty is getting naked again, so funny right fellas?" all the fish had already seen s1 and didn't even care he was naked really.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The naked Fatty thing was one of the worst things about s2. It was genuinely hilarious in s1 when Fatty ripped his clothes off the first time, it was actually unbelievable it was happening at the time. Then when his bag with his "clothes" was stolen later on and he was melting down he yelled "Y'all wanna see me nude? Let's get fucking nude!!!" that was perfect. s2 it was just "oh Fatty is getting naked again, so funny right fellas?" all the fish had already seen s1 and didn't even care he was naked really.

Completely agree. Fatty during season 2 almost seemed like production had a checklist of things he did during the first season to do again

1. Chris falls in love with a girl and is a sex pest towards her (Letty S1, Trish S2)​
2. Chris gets strips off his clothes and terrorizes the house with his micro penis.
3. Chris shits onto a plate and holds it up to the camera. (Why did this need to happen twice btw?!)
4. Chris loses his clothes and has a giant toddler tantrum.

Nothing he did in season 2 was new. Nothing. When Fatty got naked in season 1 I was legitimately shocked. Like "how the fuck are they showing this live?!" shocked. Season 2 it was "Oh Fatty is getting naked again, okay".

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

I thought the Vegas trip was infinitely more watchable than the final two weeks of S2, I was completely tapped out in S2 other than the day they did the meme shit moving their setup upstairs and then Swamp Olympics.

I might have agreed with you, but then I remembered that a huge percentage of the time that they were in the RV they were totally held hostage to Fatty's bullshit, which is a complete show killer and less preferable than the stream being offline. At least you could always change to another camera during S2.

When they were actually out of the RV and doing shit it was definitely better than the end of S2, I'll agree.