"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Lidl Drip]

The ads on YouTube want to lobotomize me
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smooth brain no thinky, no hurty

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

ENTERTAIN: inter + tenere (to hold within)

"Entertainment" used to be in sync with our folkish and local communal notion of spiritual and social guidance. Today it is almost completely desynced from this. Now, it seems that we think of it mostly as "providing amusement or enjoyment." But before the modern world, "entertainment" took the form of ancient parables, folk tales or histories that were unique to a localized people and imbued in those people lessons about life. They taught us which morals, values and insights would help us within the world we found ourselves. They taught us useful boundaries and rules. Sure, there often was a sense of "diversion," the aim being to temporarily "divert" one's attention from the troubles, ailments or problems of the world, but even this sense served a purpose. Just as the body needs a break from work to heal and recuperate, so does the mind, and "diversion tales" performed this task in the context that life offered psychological stress and challenges for us to overcome.

"Entertainment" wasn't what it is today. It wasn't a vacuous series of haphazardly assembled pieces of psychological stimuli meant to temporarily occupy your head. Nor was it a series of unnatural and fanciful notions that a small subset of individuals, themselves detached and out of sync with reality, felt the world should reflect. Most importantly, the institution wasn't controlled, occupied or warped by hostile and resentful outsiders whose intentions were to harm, or to redirect norms, values and morals for their own needs and interests.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

who the FUCK goes out on a date at NOON

People with children in preschool, that's who

 

[R00T]

"CANUCKS PLAY SPORTPUCK, GET CUCKED"

The Superbowl was covered on the last MATI but THIS WEEK in sports news hockey is the talk of the town.

America recently played future 51st state and ungrateful child, Canada, with soon to be former Governer Tredeau in attendance. During the pregame, Canadians loudly booed the American national anthem. Team America (fuck yeah) would then go on to whoop Team Canada's ASS both literally and figuratively.

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USA! USA! USA!

The shocking thing was the level of aggression. USA’s check game was on a completely different level. It felt like CA didn’t even want to be physical.

3 fights in the first 8 seconds was funny too

 

[Lidl Drip]

A medium sized "conservative christian tradwife" account on Twitter who went viral a couple of times for hot takes such as "women shouldn't do sports because it turns you into a lesbian" and who pretended to be a married homeschool mom of 14 kids and advertises for patriarchy being hecking based was recently doxed. Turns out neither her husband nor the kids are real, she actually lives with her parents, has a criminal record and does BBW porn.

 

[msd]

From the popular comic book (read: American Manga) "Watchmen", the guy you're supposed to hate according to the media literacy crowd also enjoyed canned goods.
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This nigga eating beans!
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God I love watchmen, alan is a very talented man, but his ego is fucking awful.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

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smooth brain no thinky, no hurty

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Something I didn't know at least but there were / are YouTube channels in receipt of USAID and here is one shilling it's patreon.

So it looks like it's not just feds and charities feeling the squeeze from the cut off and could have some interest implications for this kind of content in future.
Also don't be shocked if the debate bros also start freaking out because the fed money starts drying up.

 

[Haramburger]

A medium sized "conservative christian tradwife" account on Twitter who went viral a couple of times for hot takes such as "women shouldn't do sports because it turns you into a lesbian" and who pretended to be a married homeschool mom of 14 kids and advertises for patriarchy being hecking based was recently doxed. Turns out neither her husband nor the kids are real, she actually lives with her parents, has a criminal record and does BBW porn.

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>twittec cartoon avatar
The only tradwives I like are the ones I can see in modest dresses on 4chan, anyone who liked this lardo wasn't doing their due diligence.

Now comment on how cool hockey is for having a meta game of being able to punch the fuck out of another player and demoralize them and their team, for only a small sit-down in the penalty box.

 

[Lidl Drip]

The only tradwives I like are the ones I can see in modest dresses on 4chan

You mean models doing photoshoots in wheat fields and OnlyFans girls who are making tradwife fetish porn? That's about as much of a LARP as this fatty is doing on Twitter. Normal women who are wives and mothers are the ones looking tired with messy buns and spit up stains on their clothes shopping at the grocery store with their kids in tow and not catering to male gazey fetish shit because they don't have time for that. Somehow men don't have many kind words to say about those women who are actually doing that hard work though. This entire trend is just a fetish and a fantasy for most, completely removed from the reality of it.

 

[KateHikes14]

Something I didn't know at least but there were / are YouTube channels in receipt of USAID and here is one shilling it's patreon.

So it looks like it's not just feds and charities feeling the squeeze from the cut off and could have some interest implications for this kind of content in future.
Also don't be shocked if the debate bros also start freaking out because the fed money starts drying up.

I know there was a large drop-off for youtube activists (whores) after the 2024 election was lost, I wonder if there will be a large drop-off after doge hits some slush fund which is in charge of grassroots activism, with some orwellian name.

Suffa southern

 

[Banana Hammock]

Just watched the latest stream. If you still want some "fancy" fried chicken, see if there's a Cracker Barrel nearby.

 

[donjulio]

I went to the store and I bought every single tin of every seafood thing I could find. Most interested in trying the herring and sardines in mustard sauce. I'm sure the tinned salmon and crab is good.

I’m looking forward to the mercury poisoning arc.

 

[Null]

Just watched the latest stream. If you still want some "fancy" fried chicken, see if there's a Cracker Barrel nearby.

i know about the cracka barrel chicken fried chicken is ok

 

[Haramburger]

You mean models doing photoshoots in wheat fields and OnlyFans girls who are making tradwife fetish porn? That's about as much of a LARP as this fatty is doing on Twitter. Normal women who are wives and mothers are the ones looking tired with messy buns and spit up stains on their clothes shopping at the grocery store with their kids in tow and not catering to male gazey fetish shit because they don't have time for that. Somehow men don't have many kind words to say about those women who are actually doing that hard work though. This entire trend is just a fetish and a fantasy for most, completely removed from the reality of it.

>didn't address hockey

THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!

 

[Null]

alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.

 

[I AM RETARDED!]

alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.

If you truly live in Florida you can catch them there fresh. I find fresh fish tastes 10x better then can.

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.

Null, with the amount of fake and counterfit fish one the food market, you will probably soon have one of the worst shits in your entire life not even comparable to the worst eastern europe cheap fastfood diarrhea you probably had, if you continue this habit of slobbering up cheap, questionably sourced seafood

 

[Leather Gliscor]

alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.

try canned fish on saltine crackers! its also good with pickles (like peppers or onions)

 

[donjulio]

Null, with the amount of fake and counterfit fish one the food market, you will probably soon have one of the worst shits in your entire life not even comparable to the worst eastern europe cheap fastfood diarrhea you probably had, if you continue this habit of slobbering up cheap, questionably sourced seafood

He needs the emotional trauma to steer him towards cooking batches of food at home with clean ingredients. Someone send him a ninja air frier oven(or equivalent). It’ll make the shift to home cooking easier with its easybake oven like alure.