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Nathen Mazri (supposedly legally named "Nathen Garfield Mazri"), the visionary behind the "GarfieldEats" & "Scooby-Doo restaurant" experiences has announced his intention to "run for Parliament with the PPC in Toronto Centre"

As Nathan is relatively obscure (he has only been mentioned in Community Happenings once before) and for those who may be unfamiliar with Nathen and his "entergaging" ways I will attempt to provide some khantext as to why this is notable - his thread's OP and the included mockumentary-style videos about his restaurant GarfieldEats are truly a must-see for one to fully understand Nathan's "entergaging" business acumen. Most of his business enterprises are supposedly funded by his billionaire father.

(You may note from the video's comments that most people are literally unable to tell whether it is real or satire or what the fuck is going on - rest assured that it is very much a real promotional video and that the restaurant did actually exist in various forms but went out of business at some point. And also be rest assured that Nathen is also very much a real person and this video is kind of representative of him and his presence.)
Besides this, he is also known for producing an "original" illustrated and animated comic series that featured an OC of himself as well as characters like DarksydePhil (with paid artists and voice actors) that unsurprisingly failed to catch on. The artist he hired for this endeavor even signed up to Kiwifarms and shared a Sonichu-inspired piece of artwork related to it:

He is also known for uploading a somewhat infamous yet relatively obscure video in which he recounts the experience of using "an entire bottle of ointment on his hole" while his cat Garfield had to pee outside but that he was "too busy with his hole" (the video does not show anything NSFW, he is just talking):
Two Kiwifarms users had an "entergaging" conversation regarding the above video and made the following observations:
edit: In the full announcement text it appears that he tagged the comedian Tom Green (the creator of the Freddy Got Fingered movie that was basically an expensive shitpost at the expense of the movie studios that funded it): https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nathen...rfield-eats-guy-nathfield.91243/post-20604494 It remains unclear whether this is yet another expensive shitpost by Nathen that is supposedly funded by his billionaire father - he seems to have an extreme talent for leaving people confused with everything he does and it's really hard to tell how sincere he is or whether he is just lighting money on fire.
edit 2: Kiwifarms user @Chimerical seems to think that Nathen is posting on Kiwifarms under the username @Squishmallows (which has only posted 2 messages which are both positive about his political aspirations - one going so far as to call it "entergaging as fuck"):

As Nathan is relatively obscure (he has only been mentioned in Community Happenings once before) and for those who may be unfamiliar with Nathen and his "entergaging" ways I will attempt to provide some khantext as to why this is notable - his thread's OP and the included mockumentary-style videos about his restaurant GarfieldEats are truly a must-see for one to fully understand Nathan's "entergaging" business acumen. Most of his business enterprises are supposedly funded by his billionaire father.
We've even got a bizarre 18 minute documentary to understand why Nathen is a genius and why Garfield Eats is the greatest concept of all time. Oddly though, this documentary features a different, but equally terrible jingle.

(You may note from the video's comments that most people are literally unable to tell whether it is real or satire or what the fuck is going on - rest assured that it is very much a real promotional video and that the restaurant did actually exist in various forms but went out of business at some point. And also be rest assured that Nathen is also very much a real person and this video is kind of representative of him and his presence.)
Besides this, he is also known for producing an "original" illustrated and animated comic series that featured an OC of himself as well as characters like DarksydePhil (with paid artists and voice actors) that unsurprisingly failed to catch on. The artist he hired for this endeavor even signed up to Kiwifarms and shared a Sonichu-inspired piece of artwork related to it:

He is also known for uploading a somewhat infamous yet relatively obscure video in which he recounts the experience of using "an entire bottle of ointment on his hole" while his cat Garfield had to pee outside but that he was "too busy with his hole" (the video does not show anything NSFW, he is just talking):
Two Kiwifarms users had an "entergaging" conversation regarding the above video and made the following observations:
holy shit is he fucked up in this one
what is he even on?
Coke. 100% cocaine.
edit: In the full announcement text it appears that he tagged the comedian Tom Green (the creator of the Freddy Got Fingered movie that was basically an expensive shitpost at the expense of the movie studios that funded it): https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nathen...rfield-eats-guy-nathfield.91243/post-20604494 It remains unclear whether this is yet another expensive shitpost by Nathen that is supposedly funded by his billionaire father - he seems to have an extreme talent for leaving people confused with everything he does and it's really hard to tell how sincere he is or whether he is just lighting money on fire.
edit 2: Kiwifarms user @Chimerical seems to think that Nathen is posting on Kiwifarms under the username @Squishmallows (which has only posted 2 messages which are both positive about his political aspirations - one going so far as to call it "entergaging as fuck"):
Forgot the password to your old account, Nathen?
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