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Nathen Mazri (supposedly legally named "Nathen Garfield Mazri"), the visionary behind the "GarfieldEats" & "Scooby-Doo restaurant" experiences has announced his intention to "run for Parliament with the PPC in Toronto Centre"
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As Nathan is relatively obscure (he has only been mentioned in Community Happenings once before) and for those who may be unfamiliar with Nathen and his "entergaging" ways I will attempt to provide some khantext as to why this is notable - his thread's OP and the included mockumentary-style videos about his restaurant GarfieldEats are truly a must-see for one to fully understand Nathan's "entergaging" business acumen. Most of his business enterprises are supposedly funded by his billionaire father.
We've even got a bizarre 18 minute documentary to understand why Nathen is a genius and why Garfield Eats is the greatest concept of all time. Oddly though, this documentary features a different, but equally terrible jingle.
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(You may note from the video's comments that most people are literally unable to tell whether it is real or satire or what the fuck is going on - rest assured that it is very much a real promotional video and that the restaurant did actually exist in various forms but went out of business at some point. And also be rest assured that Nathen is also very much a real person and this video is kind of representative of him and his presence.)

Besides this, he is also known for producing an "original" illustrated and animated comic series that featured an OC of himself as well as characters like DarksydePhil (with paid artists and voice actors) that unsurprisingly failed to catch on. The artist he hired for this endeavor even signed up to Kiwifarms and shared a Sonichu-inspired piece of artwork related to it:
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He is also known for uploading a somewhat infamous yet relatively obscure video in which he recounts the experience of using "an entire bottle of ointment on his hole" while his cat Garfield had to pee outside but that he was "too busy with his hole" (the video does not show anything NSFW, he is just talking):


Two Kiwifarms users had an "entergaging" conversation regarding the above video and made the following observations:
holy shit is he fucked up in this one
what is he even on?
Coke. 100% cocaine.

edit: In the full announcement text it appears that he tagged the comedian Tom Green (the creator of the Freddy Got Fingered movie that was basically an expensive shitpost at the expense of the movie studios that funded it): https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nathen...rfield-eats-guy-nathfield.91243/post-20604494 It remains unclear whether this is yet another expensive shitpost by Nathen that is supposedly funded by his billionaire father - he seems to have an extreme talent for leaving people confused with everything he does and it's really hard to tell how sincere he is or whether he is just lighting money on fire.

edit 2: Kiwifarms user @Chimerical seems to think that Nathen is posting on Kiwifarms under the username @Squishmallows (which has only posted 2 messages which are both positive about his political aspirations - one going so far as to call it "entergaging as fuck"):
Forgot the password to your old account, Nathen?
 
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Following less than a month after US President Donald Trump launched his own memecoin called $TRUMP (the ramifications of which I explained in this earlier community happenings thread), some Asian dude got President Javier Milei (of Argentina) to promote/endorse his memecoin ($LIBRA) which he seems to have tried to frame as a token to support small businesses and then allegedly rugged it. This supposedly caused severe price and liquidity fluctuations within the rest of the cryptocurrency and memecoin market and lead President Milei to rescind his support of the token and issue a statement saying:
"I was not aware of the details of the project and after having become aware of it I decided not to continue spreading the word (that is why I deleted the tweet).
In a follow up to this story it appears that some white bread, white ass Americans (apparently some are called the "LA Vape Cabal") were involved in varying capacities with the memecoin that was endorsed and subsequently denounced by Argentinian president Javier Milei (given it was seemingly endorsed by a world leader the price rapidly appreciated and then crashed and imploded just as rapidly, likely resulting in millions of people losing a lot of money)

While this would usually not be particularly notable, given the sums of money involved multiple people in the crypto space have expressed alarm and bewilderment that these people have self-dox'd themselves and/or have openly gloated or discussed allegedly stealing or bankrupting a bunch of poor people - at this point numerous people have expressed concern for their physical safety.

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On top of this Argentina's political opposition has threatened to impeach President Milei over this memecoin scandal:
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Edit: it appears faze banks and his homosexually gay livestreamer house friends are involved somehow and they're running and ducking for cover now:
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One part of this late and gay but there’s new developments so it’s worth sharing anyways:

Remember Prism42? The Chrischan ween, friend of EDP445 (keep that in mind) and guy who extorted Kris Tyson’s victims so he could make a documentary and try to become a celebrity of The Farms?
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Good times. Anyways, lolcow documentary creator and YouTuber, Mike Clum, is currently making a documentary on pedophile, cupcake expert, and Martin “Prism42” Walker’s friend, EDP445. As you expect, he is handling the information quite well, and posted a video, on February 8th, on his YouTube channel where he has a complete meltdown, realizing the walls are closing in on his bullshit and hypocritical friendship with EDP. He is trying to spin everything as false in regards to him (it’s not) and has even got in a Xitter spat with Keemstar where he continues to lie to cover his ass, got called out, and went radio silent.
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TL;DR: Clout chasing retarded faggot suddenly realized chasing clout is for faggots and retards.
 
Ashley St. Clair/Sexlaptop is claiming she fucked Elon Musk and gave birth to their child 5 months ago
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Follow-up to this since it's getting juicy, from an elon-musk-is-acting-like-a-nigger angle. Highlights:
  1. (((NY Post))) published their article: https://nypost.com/2025/02/15/us-ne...had-musks-13th-child-reveals-life-of-secrecy/ (Archive)
  2. this is elon musk's first confirmed jewish child
  3. widely believed and posted on xitter that the timing of announcing the kikelet bastard on valentines day was intentional. alone in the $50,000 per month apartment raising his IVF spawn and he possibly was photographed out with another woman
  4. she posted then deleted a xeet saying that she has been trying to get in touch with elon musk for days and has not heard back and she is angry that musk responded to @Nero who she claims posted a picture of her when she was 15 in underwear on twitter (likely a lie since her age goes from 26 to 30-something depending on the source)
  5. she also posts "I would like to take this offline for our child's sake and have been attempting to so for weeks" (probably mean "attempting to do so"), means she's been ghosted for weeks
  6. if you believe the jewess: "Now he decides to respond to it publicly from an account that posted underage photos of me, as if he wasn't asking me to have more children last week."
  7. she posted today about having a direct line to xitter's current censorship team and they temp-banned @Nero aka (((milo yiannopoulos))) over that claimed photo
  8. "Apparently Ashley is a former escort and used to post some pretty questionable things on her old twitter @sexlaptop"
  9. she was photographed at a party with the faggot molester ali alexander and nick fuentes, also photographed with her in a headlock by nick fuentes
  10. Rumor that besides flirting and musk saying to her "now is the best time to have kids" he sent her a recommended book list
  11. Musk is currently following (((laura loomer)))
  12. Timeline is November 2023 is when musk endorsed the post saying jewish communities promote "hatred against whites" which is 15 months ago. she claims the baby was born 5 months ago, so conceived 9 months before that would place it within a month of the ADL trying to get advertisers to drop twitter and musk's goy shuck and jive apology tour.
  13. Reminder that (((milo yiannopoulos))) is kanye west's current PR rep. With all of the kvetching over kanye naming the jew, suspending his rep just after the announcement that musk has yet another bastard child with a golddigging kike is interesting timing.
  14. her lawyer is Brian Glicklich, put out a statement (archive):

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From the (((NY Post))) article:
Choice quote 1 said:
“I was told to keep it secret. I was being asked to keep it a secret forever,” claimed St. Clair, declining to provide a reason for the confidentiality or any material proof that Musk is the biological father.
Musk allegedly provided her with a lavish apartment in the Financial District — where rent for a two-bedroom can soar to nearly $40,000, according to StreetEasy — and a hefty security detail, but no romance, St. Clair claimed.
The young mother was allegedly forced to spend her pregnancy alone.
“I was completely isolated during my pregnancy. Every part of my career and everything I used to do I couldn’t do anymore. I was told not to tell anybody,” she claimed.
Choice quote 2 said:
Texts viewed by The Post between St. Clair and Jared Birchall, Musk’s money manager, appear to show that she complied with the billionaire’s wish to be left off the birth certificate to preserve privacy, security and confidentiality.
Birchall, the CEO of Neuralink, which Musk co-founded, did not respond to a request for comment.

Sources and thread to discuss:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/post-20604930
 

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Dr. Kathy Rumer, the infamous SRS surgeon known as "The Butcher of Ardmore", sold her medical office last month and is in the process of selling her home.
The reasons for this are unknown. (I personally think she might be retiring and moving elsewhere with her ill-gotten gains, but there's no evidence for this yet.)
Come speculate here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dr-kat...re-valley-aesthetics-pllc.85963/post-20607645
 
KIWIFARMS WEATHER ALERT

North American Kiwi's are advised by the good autists at Happenings to begin preparations for a major winter weather event that will occur in North America. A combination of arctic low pressure intrusion with a major storm front is going to bring the double punch of a Winter Storm and sub zero temperatures to much of the central plains and into the East Coast, with freezing temperatures extended as far south as New Orleans and Tampa. The coldest day will be on Thursday with much of the country below 0 degrees freedom units. Snow accumulations in the Mid Atlantic are projected to be in excess of 1 foot, with 2 feet possible.

Prepare now.

 
Cartoon reviewer Saberspark made a video talking about anti-woke cartoons about a week ago and made some jabs at FreedomToons, a move in which people in Saber’s own audience thought was a bad move. FT himself made a response video in which he counters Saber’s claims about him. Saber hasn’t yet responded.
Continuing on, Xanderthal has made a reply, making accusations towards freedom toons of censorship!!!


Why? Supposedly, the fact saberspark got absolutely shit on in the comments FORCED SABERSPARK to ENTIRELY delete the freedom toons segment because the MEAN CHUDS wouldn't leave him alone. (Real reason was of course a cowardly DFE attempt to hide how retarded he was basically, which infact made shit WORSE)

Did I mention Saberspark has TWICE the subs as freedom toons? I guess being punched up at after punching down hurts too bad for saberspark.

thread about a buthurt gender bending furry manchild HERE
Or some soy ass breadtuber who thinks being called stupid is censorship HERE
 
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During DarksyePhil's latest catastrophic interview he made a number of claims about contacting the police regarding his bank account being socially engineered and ended up producing what is known as "the bank leaks" which DSP has continuously claimed as being false (yet also claimed he was a victim of identity theft at the same time):
The Schrödinger's bank leaks. Simultaneously not his real information and identity theft, depending on the situation. When the bank leaks coincide with his spending on WWE Champions, it's fake. When he wants people outside of the Vortex to take pity on him, the bank leaks are real.
  • If the bank leaks are real - then it proves that DSP not only has a poor handling of his finances and is addicted to spending on WWE Champions (a homosexual wrestling/candy crush gacha game) while crying poor and acting destitute
  • If the bank leaks are fake - then DSP is innocent! and those dang detractors are liars!
One of DSP's dirty double detractors (BroSydePhil) is a former police officer and has tracked down and recorded an interview (seemingly with full consent) with the police officer that DSP spoke to and is currently broadcasting said interview which throws several wrenches into DSP's stories. This is very much not an act and BroSydePhil has done a highly professional interview about this situation and is currently broadcasting live and is at the part where he is educating the policewoman on what "detractors" are and filling her in on pigroach lore.


I never had Phil getting caught lying to a cop on my 2025 bingo card, but okay...

The policewoman ended the interview by saying "I hope this Phil guy gets his comeuppance" - police are now officially confirmed within the DSP extended cinematic universe as being lying dirty double detractors.

It appears the outcome of this call is that DSP never actually reported "the bank leaks" to the police despite claiming that he did.

edit: highlights are available here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-20610682
(this includes the female police officer referring to DSP as "2/20" which is apparently the police code for someone who is mental and also that she called him a liar)

Discussion in the DSP megathread starts here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-20610682
 
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Every few years hundreds of millions of Indians pilgrim to a special place on specific river confluences as dictated by the stars to receive a blessing. According to Wikipedia these are the largest peaceful gatherings ever recorded. Use your imagination to think about the logistics and sanitation of millions of Indians walking into a river. Claims are that they have 150k toilets and 10k sanitation workers. Some of these toilets appear to be places on the river itself. Come discuss how the death toll is not higher than 30 in "The Indian Menace" thread.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-india-menace.174997/post-20611003
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In another sign of his declining mental health, Doobus Goobus uploaded another politisperg video, although in comparison to the Confederacy video, this is a "subtle" political sperging video but this time with potential violence advocacy!


What does Doobus say this time? Well, he's now advocating for the death of certain people using Godzilla as a plot device, you know, the typical leftist "This fictional character agrees with my ideology" type of thing.

Some highlights:

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He even thinks that he's important enough that this video would inspire people to do harm. Whether this is a joke or not, this raised some eyebrows on Youtube or even Twitter.

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With a special appearance of Luigi. (Get it? Luigi?)

Discuss about this deranged video right here.
 
Angelo "from the River to Sea, all pizza deliveries and Chinese takeaway gets sent to me" Gage desperately wants his X blue tick back. He cut a deal.
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He claimed that in order to reclaim the blue check, Elon Musk shall impregnate his wife, and he will raise the spawn.
So where is his blue checkmark? It looks like the Jews won once again, they took away his tick and now they inseminated his wife with their Semitic seed.

Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lucas-gage-angelo-john-gage.191082/post-20588176
 
Someone ("Hu Lezhi") has "burned"/and or donated as much as 2,552 ETH ($7.1m USD) to spread a message in both English & Chinese implying that brain-computer interfaces (basically what Elon Musk's Neuralink works on) have been deployed and militarized within China at scale. They also attached similar/same messages with large donations to both Wikileaks (591 ETH) and some Ukrainian donation address (700 ETH) as well as other addresses that appear to be for charities or grant programs.

A message from the alleged author identifying themself (translated from Chinese):
I am Hu Lezhi, an ordinary programmer and entrepreneur. Since October 2022, I realized that I have been monitored and manipulated by the mind control organization since I was born. When I realized the existence of the mind control organization, they also increased their harm to me. I have been very painful in the past two years. Now I have completely lost my dignity as a human being. I have decided to leave this world and hope that this ugly world will be destroyed soon.

"The bosses of Kuande Investment: Feng Xin and Xu Yuzhi used brain-machine weapons to persecute all the company employees and former employees, and they themselves are also controlled." Brain-computer chips have been militarized and deployed on a large scale, and all military powers are using base stations, radios and nano-brain-computer chips to control all citizens.

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* EXPLANATION: someone sent 500 Ethereum to a "burn address" with this message inscribed which means it is unrecoverable now and belongs to no one, there was no recipient - they literally lit this internet money on fire to send this message to the world. The transaction link is included in the thread below.

edit: further khantext
The emergence of this cryptic transfer message has prompted many traders on X to investigate into the mysterious Ethereum address sending these messages. One user with the social media handle @sassal0x, found that the mystery address also sent 591 ETH to the WikiLeaks donation address and 700 ETH to what appears to be a Ukraine donation address.

The sender attached the exact same three messages from the burn address to the Ukraine donation address and the WikiLeaks donation address.

Following the WikiLeaks transfer, the unknown sender revealed his identity. He claimed to be a Chinese programmer and entrepreneur named Hu Lezhi who has been “monitored and manipulated by the mind control organization” and only just realized it in October 2022. He makes a donation of more than $5 million to bring to light the brain-computer weapon accusations against Kuande Investment CEOs.

edit 2: in total this address has sent approximately 2,552 ETH to a variety of "charity" or burn addresses - this equals to about $7.1m USD


edit 3: users are sending hundreds of messages back to the author/sender, many of them are in Chinese and I have translated quite a few of them here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/someon...ployed-at-scale-in-china.212355/post-20615335

edit 4: the company involved has likely been identified if accurate then the theory is probably that this employee probably just went and set fire to a bunch of customer/investor money and not his own money to send these messages: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/someon...ployed-at-scale-in-china.212355/post-20615803
 
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