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What an absolute shithole of a house, isnt Nick Rochefort suppose to be some house buying guy how did he let Sams surrogate galaxy gas huffing son invest in this dump.
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“To launch season 4 we’ve confined Luke to the basement of the season 2 house”
“will he drown before everyone quits season 4 ??!”
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So that's what Luke has been up to since December. IIRC they were having trouble selling the S2 house and I can't imagine why. At least this time the basement is flooded with raw sewage.
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I'll use this as a chance to give a mini status update until this point since I'm bored. I was pretty heavily invested the first few days but my interest has dropped off quite a bit, still we have gotten some great audio clips of Jon when he does not know hes live so its been worth keeping an eye on. Its on day 13/27 so we are at the halfway point, I'm hoping it actually makes it to the full month.
The rundown is Jon planned a fishtank ripoff 2 weeks before it started, and from people in the know who have been posting in the thread, it seems most of the people who knew what they where doing quit before it even started. It had promise at the start, gave off serious season 1 vibes at times, however like all those who start to shine, Mary Jane proved herself to be far and away the most interesting and outgoing of the contestants, and the most whorish as she is close to being an actual whore, and thus suffered the fishtank curse of being dog piled and ridden for content until the well ran dry. this happened by day 3, and its only been downhill from there. The show started with 3 separate livestreams covering different areas of the house, but with cloudrunner leaving, their knowledge of the technical side of things and the amount of effort they are putting in has dropped off dramatically and now there is only ever 1 stream on, with something like 15% of the contestants or people in the house even near the camera.
There are 8 "contestants" who are all either dating the production people or affiliated with Jon's "40 boys" group
THE FEMALES
Lets start with the women of the house. They provide a majority of the actual entertainment that people who enjoy fisthank are familiar with, with petty drama and squabbles amongst each other. They are treated very poorly by both Jon and Bleau just by virtue of them not being men, and are often the sole butt of many of the jokes they make or crude pranks they pull. The men tend to have a much easier time and are required to do nothing while the women are constantly singled out for punishments and chores.
Mary Jane, a topless pole dancer who also does kink work and findom. She was the main content driver at the start, and this angered Jon so much he did nothing but shit on her for days until she stopped providing any entertainment whatsoever. She is the only one who is not a member of Jon's group or dating a member of his team. She apparently gave a fake ID to come on the show saying she was 23, when she is only 19. This is very bad as she has allegedly(there are 2 separate sources for this) gave Bleau, AKA based wealth a blowjob while drunk one night. She has gotten drunk both before and after they learned she was 19. Surely there will be no consequences of this. Basically in a semi-relationship with Kevin. She quit the show for a few hours after it was found out she was 19 before being brought back on, and while she was off the show Jon claimed that she was fucking the Jew that funds Sam hyde, and that she was there to sabotage the show from within before he backtracked on that for unknown reasons.
Mara, Cringe kino. She came in close second to Mary in terms of entertainment, and egged Sydney on both literally and figuratively into two pretty kino fights (Fight 1) (Fight 2). However she sharply dropped off after she lost her voice and a sickness went through the house and she was out of commission for several days. She is obviously a member of the crypto side of all of the 40 boys operations, and is probably involved with the groyper movement. Very knowledgeable about online memes and niche weirdo stuff.
Sydney (Syd the Slammer), Dating one of Jon's people, IDK who. Shes generally nontent, however it was discovered she has a extremely short fuse and is prone to either doing nothing for days on end, or exploding within seconds of being messed with. She has spent at least half the runtime of the show off camera because she was sick, and even when on camera she does nothing.
Midori (Quit), She was essentially a plant who was playing a character in her own words, she quit the show after the first hot mic stream where Jon was asking Van for cocaine, and that it was revealed that Mary jane was 19. She was heard crying and saying something about how there was evil or the devil in the house or something similar then left shortly afterwords. She has since privated her twitter.
Arachelle, Shes dating Bleau (Basedwealth), the Mexican, who Jon was caught on hotmic saying that he cheats on her constantly and "always needs to get his dick wet". She has been total nontent, and is obviously the only person in the house who actually is christian, and has been vocal about her disgust with the degeneracy in the house. Seems like an OK girl.
Ivy, the girl who was brought on to replace Midori. She quit after lasting two days, was very upset at how the women in the house where treated and did not like when Augustine made comments about her vagina and jon made fun of her for taking offense to that. She came back on after Jon apologized a day later as a freeloader of sorts with Shadi. She has said her favorite website is Encyclopedia Dramatica and has an Internet Archive tattoo. Seems like an e-girl model who takes semi lewd photos with a weird instagram, and is a friend of Vans.
THE MEN
Now we get into the men in the house. All of them are friends of Jons or at least acquaintances of his, and they are all much less interesting than any of the women in the house and provide about 1/10th of the content of the girls.
Ethan Schmidt, He literally gave up being a contestant within the first few hours, and is just there to hangout. Hes a groyper friend of Jon's who has made the claim that Nick Flentes is afraid of him and that's why he wont give him a cozy channel. He has been to prison for harassing people or something retarded, one night Jon and a few others listened to some news reports about his harassing some local politicians and local synagogue's. Throws a lot of romans and sieg heils. If you have not watched Jon's show at all there is a lot of anti-jew and pro 1488 stuff, easily 100x more than has ever been on fishtank.
Kevin, just a gym bro. Not really much to put here. Mary touched his dick on the first night, and have been very flirty and are basically a couple at this point. Hes fine but not really a interesting personality, and thus is jons favorite since hes the most attracted to him.
Augustine, Some kind of nerdy WigNat, a lot of the Hitler talk, anti Jew stuff, and romans come from him. Hes also just fine, he started off shy and has opened up a bit. Also cross eyed. Got cucked by Kevin since he might have had a crush on Mary jane.
Carl, Has mentioned both the kiwifarms and the mad at the internet podcast which he has recommended others in the house should listen to. Seems to be mildly in the same arena of Augustine in beliefs and is just another alright guy.
I feel bad with how lackluster the male bio's have been but they are really just that less interesting than the women. They all seem like ok people but just boring and trying too hard for the cameras while at least Mara and Mary jane seem like the kind of people you would see on a fishtank season.
JON AND HIS 40 BOYS
Heres a quick rundown of the production people in the house since they are usually on cams for most of the day, and are the a cross between freeloaders and production
Jon, a mushmouthed christian larper retard. Was caught on hotmic several times, including asking others in the house for cocaine, shit talking all of the wiggers, and Letty. You know who Jon is if your reading this.
Cloudrunner, a indie filmmaker who provided all the good camera equipment and the portable mics required to make a good show! He quit 3 days in and took all his equipment after the Jon coke audio leaked, it was found out Mary jane was 19, and his wallet went missing. Did a stream afterwords where he dropped some behind the scenes stuff and talked about what a shitshow the whole project was. Accused Bleau of stealing his wallet and faking its return. He directed a movie with Jon in it called "Bigfoot confidential" that has not been released yet. I don't think he knew what he was getting in to when he agreed to help Jon.
Colton, The most annoying of the production team. Cloudrunner implied that some of the people in the house paid to be on the show, and Colton is the most obvious suspect for this. Fat, annoying, unfunny, he most likely paid Jon so he could be on his big internet show. He broke his thumb and after he spent awhile trying to own the haters has quieted down a lot after being buck broken it seems.
Van (love America), He showed up a few days in to "Take over and save the show" as Jon put it. Hes another America first christian larper/grifter. Somehow even more unfunny that Colton. Just annoying with nothing special to put here. Frank hassle implied that he was @TwistedFreak (lmao) but has since deleted that message. He seems to run alot of Jon's grifts together with Bleau.
Bleau (the mexican, also known as BasedWealth), this guy has been riding Jon for all hes worth for a very long time now, and probably the guy who runs a lot of Jon's shit behind the scenes. Jon spent a very good amount of his first hot mic stream talking about how he does not like him and wished he was not involved in ADL, but the guy seems stubborn and is still there. Is dating Arachelle, the black girl on the show, and has been accused of getting a blowjob from Mary jane on the second or third night when she was drunk(both Jon and Cloudrunner accused him of this separately). According to Jon hes extremely horny all the time, and cheats on his girlfriend constantly, which makes the constant christian larp even funnier. Cloudrunner told a interesting story on how he thinks Bleau stole his wallet. If i where to wish a meteor to strike any of these people, it would be him.
The minor charecters are Benjamin Palaskas, who spends alot of time defending the show on twitter but you dont see on cam often, who ive been told is another guy who helps Jon often, a fat guy called Hadesmoon, who also argues with people on twitter and is around sometimes, and Reallypurple, another twitter defender and production on the show.
Thanks to @I Am Not Really for saving all their socials to the thread.
Lets start with the women of the house. They provide a majority of the actual entertainment that people who enjoy fisthank are familiar with, with petty drama and squabbles amongst each other. They are treated very poorly by both Jon and Bleau just by virtue of them not being men, and are often the sole butt of many of the jokes they make or crude pranks they pull. The men tend to have a much easier time and are required to do nothing while the women are constantly singled out for punishments and chores.
Mary Jane, a topless pole dancer who also does kink work and findom. She was the main content driver at the start, and this angered Jon so much he did nothing but shit on her for days until she stopped providing any entertainment whatsoever. She is the only one who is not a member of Jon's group or dating a member of his team. She apparently gave a fake ID to come on the show saying she was 23, when she is only 19. This is very bad as she has allegedly(there are 2 separate sources for this) gave Bleau, AKA based wealth a blowjob while drunk one night. She has gotten drunk both before and after they learned she was 19. Surely there will be no consequences of this. Basically in a semi-relationship with Kevin. She quit the show for a few hours after it was found out she was 19 before being brought back on, and while she was off the show Jon claimed that she was fucking the Jew that funds Sam hyde, and that she was there to sabotage the show from within before he backtracked on that for unknown reasons.
Mara, Cringe kino. She came in close second to Mary in terms of entertainment, and egged Sydney on both literally and figuratively into two pretty kino fights (Fight 1) (Fight 2). However she sharply dropped off after she lost her voice and a sickness went through the house and she was out of commission for several days. She is obviously a member of the crypto side of all of the 40 boys operations, and is probably involved with the groyper movement. Very knowledgeable about online memes and niche weirdo stuff.
Sydney (Syd the Slammer), Dating one of Jon's people, IDK who. Shes generally nontent, however it was discovered she has a extremely short fuse and is prone to either doing nothing for days on end, or exploding within seconds of being messed with. She has spent at least half the runtime of the show off camera because she was sick, and even when on camera she does nothing.
Midori (Quit), She was essentially a plant who was playing a character in her own words, she quit the show after the first hot mic stream where Jon was asking Van for cocaine, and that it was revealed that Mary jane was 19. She was heard crying and saying something about how there was evil or the devil in the house or something similar then left shortly afterwords. She has since privated her twitter.
Arachelle, Shes dating Bleau (Basedwealth), the Mexican, who Jon was caught on hotmic saying that he cheats on her constantly and "always needs to get his dick wet". She has been total nontent, and is obviously the only person in the house who actually is christian, and has been vocal about her disgust with the degeneracy in the house. Seems like an OK girl.
Ivy, the girl who was brought on to replace Midori. She quit after lasting two days, was very upset at how the women in the house where treated and did not like when Augustine made comments about her vagina and jon made fun of her for taking offense to that. She came back on after Jon apologized a day later as a freeloader of sorts with Shadi. She has said her favorite website is Encyclopedia Dramatica and has an Internet Archive tattoo. Seems like an e-girl model who takes semi lewd photos with a weird instagram, and is a friend of Vans.
THE MEN
Now we get into the men in the house. All of them are friends of Jons or at least acquaintances of his, and they are all much less interesting than any of the women in the house and provide about 1/10th of the content of the girls.
Ethan Schmidt, He literally gave up being a contestant within the first few hours, and is just there to hangout. Hes a groyper friend of Jon's who has made the claim that Nick Flentes is afraid of him and that's why he wont give him a cozy channel. He has been to prison for harassing people or something retarded, one night Jon and a few others listened to some news reports about his harassing some local politicians and local synagogue's. Throws a lot of romans and sieg heils. If you have not watched Jon's show at all there is a lot of anti-jew and pro 1488 stuff, easily 100x more than has ever been on fishtank.
Kevin, just a gym bro. Not really much to put here. Mary touched his dick on the first night, and have been very flirty and are basically a couple at this point. Hes fine but not really a interesting personality, and thus is jons favorite since hes the most attracted to him.
Augustine, Some kind of nerdy WigNat, a lot of the Hitler talk, anti Jew stuff, and romans come from him. Hes also just fine, he started off shy and has opened up a bit. Also cross eyed. Got cucked by Kevin since he might have had a crush on Mary jane.
Carl, Has mentioned both the kiwifarms and the mad at the internet podcast which he has recommended others in the house should listen to. Seems to be mildly in the same arena of Augustine in beliefs and is just another alright guy.
I feel bad with how lackluster the male bio's have been but they are really just that less interesting than the women. They all seem like ok people but just boring and trying too hard for the cameras while at least Mara and Mary jane seem like the kind of people you would see on a fishtank season.
JON AND HIS 40 BOYS
Heres a quick rundown of the production people in the house since they are usually on cams for most of the day, and are the a cross between freeloaders and production
Jon, a mushmouthed christian larper retard. Was caught on hotmic several times, including asking others in the house for cocaine, shit talking all of the wiggers, and Letty. You know who Jon is if your reading this.
Cloudrunner, a indie filmmaker who provided all the good camera equipment and the portable mics required to make a good show! He quit 3 days in and took all his equipment after the Jon coke audio leaked, it was found out Mary jane was 19, and his wallet went missing. Did a stream afterwords where he dropped some behind the scenes stuff and talked about what a shitshow the whole project was. Accused Bleau of stealing his wallet and faking its return. He directed a movie with Jon in it called "Bigfoot confidential" that has not been released yet. I don't think he knew what he was getting in to when he agreed to help Jon.
Colton, The most annoying of the production team. Cloudrunner implied that some of the people in the house paid to be on the show, and Colton is the most obvious suspect for this. Fat, annoying, unfunny, he most likely paid Jon so he could be on his big internet show. He broke his thumb and after he spent awhile trying to own the haters has quieted down a lot after being buck broken it seems.
Van (love America), He showed up a few days in to "Take over and save the show" as Jon put it. Hes another America first christian larper/grifter. Somehow even more unfunny that Colton. Just annoying with nothing special to put here. Frank hassle implied that he was @TwistedFreak (lmao) but has since deleted that message. He seems to run alot of Jon's grifts together with Bleau.
Bleau (the mexican, also known as BasedWealth), this guy has been riding Jon for all hes worth for a very long time now, and probably the guy who runs a lot of Jon's shit behind the scenes. Jon spent a very good amount of his first hot mic stream talking about how he does not like him and wished he was not involved in ADL, but the guy seems stubborn and is still there. Is dating Arachelle, the black girl on the show, and has been accused of getting a blowjob from Mary jane on the second or third night when she was drunk(both Jon and Cloudrunner accused him of this separately). According to Jon hes extremely horny all the time, and cheats on his girlfriend constantly, which makes the constant christian larp even funnier. Cloudrunner told a interesting story on how he thinks Bleau stole his wallet. If i where to wish a meteor to strike any of these people, it would be him.
The minor charecters are Benjamin Palaskas, who spends alot of time defending the show on twitter but you dont see on cam often, who ive been told is another guy who helps Jon often, a fat guy called Hadesmoon, who also argues with people on twitter and is around sometimes, and Reallypurple, another twitter defender and production on the show.
Thanks to @I Am Not Really for saving all their socials to the thread.
That's it for the people involved, as for a general synopsis, its kinda hard to keep track of the day to day, as they really don't get up to much other than doing every challenge that Jon can steal from fishtank and then do poorly. At the very start there was a point system that they stopped using pretty quickly, and now there's some convoluted system involving gems that i don't understand. People can pay to give the contestants gems, and pay to take them away also. Sometimes they have to pay in gems to do certain things, and sometimes they don't. Its just a huge mess. The show is very clearly no longer a competition to see who wins, and is just trying to make money however they can. A few people have quit do to issues with how the show has been run, but a typical day is them waking up, doing challenges and sitting around for hours and hours a day, destroying the house with food fights and other retardation. At least once a day someone whips out a bible and they all sit around doing nothing and reading it. Jon also has been a detriment to the show most of the time (when he bothers to be on camera), since he just yells at the women, hangs out with the men, and is just a general wet blanket to anything that could be entertaining.
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Maximilian Rez D'Fault
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It's funny how Frank and Greg actually get along pretty well now considering how antagonistic their relationship was during the show. Frank is probably Greg's closest fishtank friend.
So is Luke part of production now or not? I know Sam offered him that job doing the grifter podcast thing but to my knowledge nothing about that has surfaced as of yet.
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Pretty sure he is or the very least working for Sam. Fuck know what most these Wiggers actually do.
BingBongDingDong
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"Sorry Jon, we gave your show the elimination gems."
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After seemingly another boring night full of lame forced bits and challenge from production, the ADL stream went frozen for 30 minutes.
Skippy Swags (the heart transplant guy who orbits fishtank) decided to stream with the rest of the contestant on YouTube. Nothing much to note besides when someone in the chat asked Kevin where production went, he said that they are in a meeting and can't really discuss it with the viewers. This stream also confirmed my suspicion about how Jon have been viewbotting his stream because his chat have been kinda slow these past few days.
Can't even get a triple digit
After less than an hour Jon came and told Skippy to cut the stream. Honestly what intrigue me at this point is the behind the scene drama between Jon and his production team.
Edit: Stream came back and Augustine is plastered. Luckily, Shady is there to babysit him.
Skippy Swags (the heart transplant guy who orbits fishtank) decided to stream with the rest of the contestant on YouTube. Nothing much to note besides when someone in the chat asked Kevin where production went, he said that they are in a meeting and can't really discuss it with the viewers. This stream also confirmed my suspicion about how Jon have been viewbotting his stream because his chat have been kinda slow these past few days.
Can't even get a triple digit
After less than an hour Jon came and told Skippy to cut the stream. Honestly what intrigue me at this point is the behind the scene drama between Jon and his production team.
Edit: Stream came back and Augustine is plastered. Luckily, Shady is there to babysit him.
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It's a gay male dating show.
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GZX_ULTRA
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“thwuh fworty bwoys gwonna end jwet nweptune”
“jwet y u bwock me i wana be on season fwor”
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Binx fucking sucks
DankSmoker
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Damn you'd think he would want more eyes on his bullshit, he is the penultimate jew.
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Greg show UI, currently it will cost $20 to slap him.
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$20 for a shot is wild given this audience.
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It's the foundation, not plumbing. They should still get it fixed.
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This leak doesn't look as bad as the ones that happened in S2 but it's been fucked up for as long as it's been. They'll need a contracter to look at the foundation. There's probably an issue with the drainage outside too.
Since it hasn't been sold they might as well make the house the permanent fishtank one. The layout was perfect for it.
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>twitch streamer
>doesn't realize messages can get leaked
really a jack of all trades, master of none type of gal
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I agree, but they got into hot water with the local council over S2, so I doubt they'll ever film a season there again, or at least any time soon.
If only they knew someone who had a bunch of contacts with contractors and construction guys...